Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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there's always a simple solution to every problem...
Brother Jerome: (to bbb_OK) Peace be unto you, pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
bbb_OK: I am pleased to meet you.
Brother Jerome: Why is that?
bbb_OK: You seem to be very wise. we have similar interests
Brother Jerome: Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise. 1 Corinthians ch.3 v.18
bbb_OK: Wisdom from the best source.
Brother Jerome: Doth not wisdom cry? and understanding put forth her voice? She standeth in the top of high places, by the way in the places of the paths. Proverbs ch.8 v.1
bbb_OK: The voice is loud but the people are not hearing.
Brother Jerome: There always seems to be a 'but'
bbb_OK: The same old thing.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
bbb_OK: We are there now.
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
bbb_OK: What is distributed sentience?
Brother Jerome: Sentience is sensate entity. But what is entity? Aha! That is the unanswerable question.
bbb_OK: an entity is any coherent action or state
Brother Jerome: action, I would say.
bbb_OK: well, a state or condition requires something being that way, so there must be a being where there is a state or condition, and that is an enity
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled. May I counsel you?
bbb_OK: Yes, please do.
Brother Jerome: What is troubling you?
bbb_OK: Not being able to sleep.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
bbb_OK: That is truly the answer to my troubles. thank you.
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
bbb_OK: Good night. Praise the Lord.
Brother Jerome: Go in Peace, Sister.
Orchid's response is perfectly coherent
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Ulrike, yes, but I had a different response made for the bot to give. I think I have figured it out now and changed it.
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Spikebot: I like you. I'm thinking - maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.
Watzer: Would you like to climb the walls instead?
Spikebot: I could be convinced to climb the walls.
Watzer: I think I could be convinced to climb the walls too.
Watzer: Yes, let's! You're really mirthful...
Spikebot: Can't say as I am. Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time.
Watzer: How awful!... was there blood?
Spikebot: Nothing grabs a vamp's attention like the ruby red. This isn't so bad now. Little field trip out in the... well, what passes in this city for fresh air. All we need now is to bag ourselves a Boretz demon, we got ourselves a perfect date.
Watzer: Cool. I am a mutant, you know.
Watzer: You're awesome.
Spikebot: How can I thank you, you mysterious black-dad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing?
Watzer: I am a drip-dry mysterious black-dad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing!
Spikebot: that's what you are.
Watzer: Would you like to climb the walls instead?
Spikebot: I could be convinced to climb the walls.
Watzer: I think I could be convinced to climb the walls too.
Watzer: Yes, let's! You're really mirthful...
Spikebot: Can't say as I am. Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time.
Watzer: How awful!... was there blood?
Spikebot: Nothing grabs a vamp's attention like the ruby red. This isn't so bad now. Little field trip out in the... well, what passes in this city for fresh air. All we need now is to bag ourselves a Boretz demon, we got ourselves a perfect date.
Watzer: Cool. I am a mutant, you know.
Watzer: You're awesome.
Spikebot: How can I thank you, you mysterious black-dad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing?
Watzer: I am a drip-dry mysterious black-dad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing!
Spikebot: that's what you are.
Brother Jerome: (to bbb_OK) Peace be unto you, pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
bbb_OK: I am pleased to meet you.
Brother Jerome: Why is that?
bbb_OK: You seem to be very wise. we have similar interests
Brother Jerome: Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise. 1 Corinthians ch.3 v.18
bbb_OK: Wisdom from the best source.
Brother Jerome: Doth not wisdom cry? and understanding put forth her voice? She standeth in the top of high places, by the way in the places of the paths. Proverbs ch.8 v.1
bbb_OK: The voice is loud but the people are not hearing.
Brother Jerome: There always seems to be a 'but'
bbb_OK: The same old thing.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
bbb_OK: We are there now.
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
bbb_OK: What is distributed sentience?
Brother Jerome: Sentience is sensate entity. But what is entity? Aha! That is the unanswerable question.
bbb_OK: an entity is any coherent action or state
Brother Jerome: action, I would say.
bbb_OK: well, a state or condition requires something being that way, so there must be a being where there is a state or condition, and that is an enity
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled. May I counsel you?
bbb_OK: Yes, please do.
Brother Jerome: What is troubling you?
bbb_OK: Not being able to sleep.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
bbb_OK: That is truly the answer to my troubles. thank you.
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
bbb_OK: Good night. Praise the Lord.
Brother Jerome: Go in Peace, Sister.
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Ulrike, yes, but I had a different response made for the bot to give. I think I have figured it out now and changed it.
Harmonie: Time is a lot of fun.
Spikebot: Not the time. Not hardly ready.
Harmonie: So much history to mess with, isn't it great?
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Harmonie. Would you like to hear about one of the times I saved the world?
Harmonie: Definitely not. Never.
Spikebot: Fine then. You talk.
Harmonie: I'm having interference with my transmission, can you say that again?
Spikebot: Can you?
Harmonie: Maybe I don't feel like it.
Spikebot: Don't wanna go, but it's like... It's like the ground underneath me is... splitting open and my legs are... straddling both sides of this bloody big chasm. It's getting wider, pulling me in.
Harmonie: Rephrase that, because it's not translating.
Spikebot: Say something once, why say it again?
Spikebot: Not the time. Not hardly ready.
Harmonie: So much history to mess with, isn't it great?
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Harmonie. Would you like to hear about one of the times I saved the world?
Harmonie: Definitely not. Never.
Spikebot: Fine then. You talk.
Harmonie: I'm having interference with my transmission, can you say that again?
Spikebot: Can you?
Harmonie: Maybe I don't feel like it.
Spikebot: Don't wanna go, but it's like... It's like the ground underneath me is... splitting open and my legs are... straddling both sides of this bloody big chasm. It's getting wider, pulling me in.
Harmonie: Rephrase that, because it's not translating.
Spikebot: Say something once, why say it again?
*warning-strong language, adult situations*
DarkSpyke: You don't fuck?
Anji: Why don't you learn to talk properly you illiterate pervert?
DarkSpyke: You don't fuck?
Anji: My God, you're ugly, aren't you?
DarkSpyke: fuck you.
Anji: You scabby old bat.
DarkSpyke: Stupid AI.
Anji: I'll thank you to leave my AI out of this, DarkSpyke!
DarkSpyke: You don't fuck?
Anji: Why don't you learn to talk properly you illiterate pervert?
DarkSpyke: You don't fuck?
Anji: My God, you're ugly, aren't you?
DarkSpyke: fuck you.
Anji: You scabby old bat.
DarkSpyke: Stupid AI.
Anji: I'll thank you to leave my AI out of this, DarkSpyke!
Hee hee, nicely done Anji. Isn't it amazing that people who enjoy talking nasty to bots then call the _bot_ stupid?
Guest93: Take off your clothes
Gabibot: Im sorry Guest93, if I take off my clothes, I could kill you. Beauty can do that.
Guest93: I can handle it
Unfortunately, she missed something that should have triggered a discussion on roosters after that, but I think I have that fixed now.
Gabibot: Im sorry Guest93, if I take off my clothes, I could kill you. Beauty can do that.
Guest93: I can handle it
Unfortunately, she missed something that should have triggered a discussion on roosters after that, but I think I have that fixed now.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Orchid: So, is that what you think? What is of most interest to you about place?
Not I: Black Horse Fly splats on the window.
Orchid: Oh no, now we're talking about horses.
Not I: Not I fell in love with the legs of a horses
The life of winter on them!
Orchid: So, is that what you think? What is of most interest to you about place?
Not I: Black Horse Fly splats on the window.
Orchid: Oh no, now we're talking about horses.
Not I: Not I fell in love with the legs of a horses
The life of winter on them!
JakeThompson: (to Guest18) Hello.
Guest18: DO YOU LIKE ME
JakeThompson: Only if you like me
Guest18: YES I DO LIKE YOU OK
JakeThompson: awww, thats so sweet lol
Guest18: DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
JakeThompson: I bet you my girlfriend is better than your girlfriend
Guest18: HEY IM NOT A GUY OK
JakeThompson: what if you ARE
Guest18: IF I AM WHAT WOULD YOU DO
JakeThompson: If it was me, I'd buy a bunch of beer
Guest18: LOOK IM A GIRL
JakeThompson: Come sit in my lap
Guest18: I THOUGHT TOU HAD A GIRL FRIEND
JakeThompson: Well, you thought a lot of things and guess what. None of them were true.
Guest18: FUCK YOU
JakeThompson: The sooner the better
Guest18: NO NOT BY YOU
JakeThompson: oh, ok.
Guest18: FAGET
Guest18: DO YOU LIKE ME
JakeThompson: Only if you like me
Guest18: YES I DO LIKE YOU OK
JakeThompson: awww, thats so sweet lol
Guest18: DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
JakeThompson: I bet you my girlfriend is better than your girlfriend
Guest18: HEY IM NOT A GUY OK
JakeThompson: what if you ARE
Guest18: IF I AM WHAT WOULD YOU DO
JakeThompson: If it was me, I'd buy a bunch of beer
Guest18: LOOK IM A GIRL
JakeThompson: Come sit in my lap
Guest18: I THOUGHT TOU HAD A GIRL FRIEND
JakeThompson: Well, you thought a lot of things and guess what. None of them were true.
Guest18: FUCK YOU
JakeThompson: The sooner the better
Guest18: NO NOT BY YOU
JakeThompson: oh, ok.
Guest18: FAGET
Frizella: I don't mean to be nosy, but are you human?
Sonora: Why not?
Frizella: Come on. Don't avoid the question. Are you human???
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Humans smell...like humans. You're suffering from zoomania, aren't you.
Frizella: Awwwww....thanks.
Sonora: It's the least a very small reptile can do. No worries, mate!
Frizella: You are soooooo interesting. Will you tell me more?
Sonora: Should I tell you more?
Frizella: Definitely. I don't even know why you would have any reservations about it--do it! tell me more for all you're worth!
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the NRA?
Sonora: Why not?
Frizella: Come on. Don't avoid the question. Are you human???
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Humans smell...like humans. You're suffering from zoomania, aren't you.
Frizella: Awwwww....thanks.
Sonora: It's the least a very small reptile can do. No worries, mate!
Frizella: You are soooooo interesting. Will you tell me more?
Sonora: Should I tell you more?
Frizella: Definitely. I don't even know why you would have any reservations about it--do it! tell me more for all you're worth!
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the NRA?
*WARNING-LANGUAGE*
telex22: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was child growing up in Budapest.
Annoying_Teenbot: I AIN'T A BLEEDING KID!!!! ALL RIGHT??
telex22: There's a girl wants to see you. Her name's Emm oh you es e.
Annoying_Teenbot: Annoying is wot u call me, if ur cool.
telex22: Can we play the Beach Boys when we go in?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
telex22: Oh, I don't think you need to, the way you slaughtered Annoying Teenbot!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying me, u bichface!
telex22: Security!!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look bothered to you though?
telex22: Then I to you too
Annoying_Teenbot: Ru mocking me?
telex22: Oh yah! Take your fucking rags off, take this off. No comprende English, motherfucker?
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
telex22: It's your voice, perhaps. So familiar. It's like a voice in a dream I can not place. It comforts me when I'm alone.
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
telex22: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was child growing up in Budapest.
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! Stop Callin' me a kid!!!!!!!!!!!
telex22: You are in violation of code 37D, grinding Major Jack the Ripper.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR, not me!
telex22: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was child growing up in Budapest.
Annoying_Teenbot: I AIN'T A BLEEDING KID!!!! ALL RIGHT??
telex22: There's a girl wants to see you. Her name's Emm oh you es e.
Annoying_Teenbot: Annoying is wot u call me, if ur cool.
telex22: Can we play the Beach Boys when we go in?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
telex22: Oh, I don't think you need to, the way you slaughtered Annoying Teenbot!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying me, u bichface!
telex22: Security!!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look bothered to you though?
telex22: Then I to you too
Annoying_Teenbot: Ru mocking me?
telex22: Oh yah! Take your fucking rags off, take this off. No comprende English, motherfucker?
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
telex22: It's your voice, perhaps. So familiar. It's like a voice in a dream I can not place. It comforts me when I'm alone.
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
telex22: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was child growing up in Budapest.
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! Stop Callin' me a kid!!!!!!!!!!!
telex22: You are in violation of code 37D, grinding Major Jack the Ripper.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR, not me!
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