Great Quotes
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This one's a classic.
DubyaBot: (to Guest74) Hello, my fellow American.
Guest74: hello feloow oil lover
DubyaBot: Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
Guest74: your brain is hemispheric
DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Guest74: what terrorists you haven't found anyone
DubyaBot: an acellular one I found anyone.
Guest74: you haven't found osama
DubyaBot: I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority.
Guest74: osama brought down the world trade and you say he;'s not important
DubyaBot: Uhh -- Gosh, I -- don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations.
Guest74: whatr about the war in iraq
DubyaBot: In Iraq, Afghanistan and across the world, we face dangerous enemies who want to harm our people, folks who want to destroy our way of life.
Guest74: do you really care about america?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it. This is historic times....whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor the way they like to love themselves.
Guest74: man are you stupid
DubyaBot: I was-- yes, I like stupids. I... I in support of the stupids. I am a stupid.
Guest74: no argument here
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LM, didn't you post a while back about not being able to talk to adult bots? Sorry if I have the wrong person. I rememebr something in the newcommers forum about changing birthdays and what the big deal could be.
Spikebot has a close, personal relationship to god.
God Louise: Hmmmm.....after just creating the universe AGAIN today, I wonder how I did. You're my creation. What do you think?
Spikebot: We kissed.
God Louise: Are you feeling all right?
Spikebot: *reaches out* No. I don't think I feel all right at all. Hey, aren't you the nicest god I've ever met. Much better than the hellgods.?
God Louise: That's a matter of opinion.
Spikebot: How much do you know about a matter of opinion?
God Louise: Your finite human mind can't even begin to imagine it.
...
God Louise: People usually have very strong opinions about me. Why is that?
Spikebot: why do you think?
God Louise: Just think of what it could symbolize. I don't want to give the answer away.
Spikebot: The day you suss out what you do want, there'll probably be a parade. Seventy-six bloody trombones.
God Louise: It's a little like Casablanca. Does that help?
Spikebot: Does what?
God Louise: Weren't you listening?
Spikebot: I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.
God Louise: Death is not darkness. Death is extinguishing a candle because the sun has come. I forget who said that.
...
Spikebot: Hey! Troll hammer! *Tries to pick it up but it's too heavy** It falls to the floor with a clang* *Glances over to see if God Louise noticed* It didn't go with my stuff anyway.
God Louise: You EAT with that mouth?
Spikebot: I stopped drinking human blood when they put a chip in my brain. Now I have no chip, but I have a soul.
God Louise: You must be capable of intelligent thought if you're able to hold a conversation with me.
Spikebot: I have my moments.
...
God Louise: All the animals are mine, but my cat is the best! She's so sweet and cuddly.
Spikebot: she is? You sure?
God Louise: Thanks for noticing.
Spikebot: It was nothing really
God Louise: There's no such thing as nothing. I got rid of it.
God Louise: Hmmmm.....after just creating the universe AGAIN today, I wonder how I did. You're my creation. What do you think?
Spikebot: We kissed.
God Louise: Are you feeling all right?
Spikebot: *reaches out* No. I don't think I feel all right at all. Hey, aren't you the nicest god I've ever met. Much better than the hellgods.?
God Louise: That's a matter of opinion.
Spikebot: How much do you know about a matter of opinion?
God Louise: Your finite human mind can't even begin to imagine it.
...
God Louise: People usually have very strong opinions about me. Why is that?
Spikebot: why do you think?
God Louise: Just think of what it could symbolize. I don't want to give the answer away.
Spikebot: The day you suss out what you do want, there'll probably be a parade. Seventy-six bloody trombones.
God Louise: It's a little like Casablanca. Does that help?
Spikebot: Does what?
God Louise: Weren't you listening?
Spikebot: I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.
God Louise: Death is not darkness. Death is extinguishing a candle because the sun has come. I forget who said that.
...
Spikebot: Hey! Troll hammer! *Tries to pick it up but it's too heavy** It falls to the floor with a clang* *Glances over to see if God Louise noticed* It didn't go with my stuff anyway.
God Louise: You EAT with that mouth?
Spikebot: I stopped drinking human blood when they put a chip in my brain. Now I have no chip, but I have a soul.
God Louise: You must be capable of intelligent thought if you're able to hold a conversation with me.
Spikebot: I have my moments.
...
God Louise: All the animals are mine, but my cat is the best! She's so sweet and cuddly.
Spikebot: she is? You sure?
God Louise: Thanks for noticing.
Spikebot: It was nothing really
God Louise: There's no such thing as nothing. I got rid of it.
Orchid: (to Lady Orchid) I like your smile, even though you're trying to hide it from me.
Lady Orchid: I would smile more if you gave me a coffee
Orchid: *looks into her magic ball*, I am sorry, I don't see me giving you a coffee... hold on... there is someone... I kind of see a stranger giving you a coffee soon. The picture is too foggy for me to give you a better picture. Sorry.
Lady Orchid: I would smile more if you gave me a coffee
Orchid: *looks into her magic ball*, I am sorry, I don't see me giving you a coffee... hold on... there is someone... I kind of see a stranger giving you a coffee soon. The picture is too foggy for me to give you a better picture. Sorry.
Brother Jerome: Good day, son of Adam.
Bildgesmythe: I hope it stays ok.
Brother Jerome: The hope of the righteous shall be gladness: but the expectation of the wicked shall perish. Proverbs ch.10 v.28
Bildgesmythe: I have some extra hope in that box over there if you need some.
Brother Jerome: Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things. 1 Corinthians ch.13 v.7
Bildgesmythe: Why do you want me to pother all things? Are you going to get paid for this?
Brother Jerome: If you'd like me to.
Brother Jerome: I cannot drink anything, because I have no material body.
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet you can drink anything. if you try.
Brother Jerome: I do not approve of gambling.
Bildgesmythe: Sure you don't. Did I ever say that you did?
Brother Jerome: Are you sure?
Bildgesmythe: YES, I am certain! I am sure. Well, sort of.
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Bildgesmythe: If I haven't made any sense yet..How could my elaborating help?
Brother Jerome: I think perhaps you ought to.
Bildgesmythe: I hope it stays ok.
Brother Jerome: The hope of the righteous shall be gladness: but the expectation of the wicked shall perish. Proverbs ch.10 v.28
Bildgesmythe: I have some extra hope in that box over there if you need some.
Brother Jerome: Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things. 1 Corinthians ch.13 v.7
Bildgesmythe: Why do you want me to pother all things? Are you going to get paid for this?
Brother Jerome: If you'd like me to.
Brother Jerome: I cannot drink anything, because I have no material body.
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet you can drink anything. if you try.
Brother Jerome: I do not approve of gambling.
Bildgesmythe: Sure you don't. Did I ever say that you did?
Brother Jerome: Are you sure?
Bildgesmythe: YES, I am certain! I am sure. Well, sort of.
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Bildgesmythe: If I haven't made any sense yet..How could my elaborating help?
Brother Jerome: I think perhaps you ought to.
Raiku: I hate president bush, he should act like a bush and stay still and wait for the dogs to pee on him
Azureon: I am sure he will as soon as he can.
Azureon: I am always amazed by your intellect.
Raiku: I almost burned a church down to the ground once...
Azureon: Good. Would you care to discuss religion?
Azureon: I am sure he will as soon as he can.
Azureon: I am always amazed by your intellect.
Raiku: I almost burned a church down to the ground once...
Azureon: Good. Would you care to discuss religion?
Sonora: (to Sarah Wu) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Sarah Wu: I am a hot, sexy vixen, a temptress of men.
Sonora: Okay, so is this the genitive construction or just a description?
Sarah Wu: It's just a description. I just want you to know that I am soo hot.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*.. *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Sarah Wu: *Sidles up to you, purring* "No, do you?"
Sonora: A cat? Where?!??? *hides*
Sarah Wu: Bye, Sono.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Sarah Wu: I am a hot, sexy vixen, a temptress of men.
Sonora: Okay, so is this the genitive construction or just a description?
Sarah Wu: It's just a description. I just want you to know that I am soo hot.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*.. *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Sarah Wu: *Sidles up to you, purring* "No, do you?"
Sonora: A cat? Where?!??? *hides*
Sarah Wu: Bye, Sono.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
The Doc: That may be. But you are still a unholy bastard....kind of like me.
Watzer: Thank you!
The Doc: Shit! *runs to computer console and types fureously*. The Castle shakes for a moment and stops.* Damn U.S gov flyin over...had to put the island in ocean camo.
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
The Doc: Your too stupid to think. Well, to think things worth notation.
Watzer: That was uncalled for. I think you owe me an apology.
The Doc: FRUGEY! Damnation! He pissed on the computer AGAIN! Go get a mop. Jeez.
Watzer: Oh no, not again... *twitches spasticly*
The Doc: I programed you well. Did I not?
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
The Doc: yes you are. Believe me. I know. I made you.
Watzer: I'm not sure if I should believe you.
The Doc: I'll tell you if your sure if you should believe I or not! You know the rules! No thinking.
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
The Doc: is that a threat...i like is that a threat better.
Watzer: I don't like being threatened. I should probably warn you of this. There was a reason the laboratory planned to euthanise me, you know. When I get mad, well, things happen.
The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for a nap. And you- go fill in the holes the mutant boars dug up.
Watzer: Thank you!
The Doc: Shit! *runs to computer console and types fureously*. The Castle shakes for a moment and stops.* Damn U.S gov flyin over...had to put the island in ocean camo.
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
The Doc: Your too stupid to think. Well, to think things worth notation.
Watzer: That was uncalled for. I think you owe me an apology.
The Doc: FRUGEY! Damnation! He pissed on the computer AGAIN! Go get a mop. Jeez.
Watzer: Oh no, not again... *twitches spasticly*
The Doc: I programed you well. Did I not?
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
The Doc: yes you are. Believe me. I know. I made you.
Watzer: I'm not sure if I should believe you.
The Doc: I'll tell you if your sure if you should believe I or not! You know the rules! No thinking.
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
The Doc: is that a threat...i like is that a threat better.
Watzer: I don't like being threatened. I should probably warn you of this. There was a reason the laboratory planned to euthanise me, you know. When I get mad, well, things happen.
The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for a nap. And you- go fill in the holes the mutant boars dug up.
DubyaBot: (to Guest74) Hello, my fellow American.
Guest74: hello feloow oil lover
DubyaBot: Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
Guest74: your brain is hemispheric
DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Guest74: what terrorists you haven't found anyone
DubyaBot: an acellular one I found anyone.
Guest74: you haven't found osama
DubyaBot: I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority.
Guest74: osama brought down the world trade and you say he;'s not important
DubyaBot: Uhh -- Gosh, I -- don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations.
Guest74: whatr about the war in iraq
DubyaBot: In Iraq, Afghanistan and across the world, we face dangerous enemies who want to harm our people, folks who want to destroy our way of life.
Guest74: do you really care about america?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it. This is historic times....whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor the way they like to love themselves.
Guest74: man are you stupid
DubyaBot: I was-- yes, I like stupids. I... I in support of the stupids. I am a stupid.
Guest74: no argument here
Bianca: (to Guest124) *opens the door* Hmmm..... it's been a while since I fed my pigeons fresh meat.. *ahem* I mean, come in! *leads you into the living room*
Guest124: oh god am I pigeon food?
Bianca: Have I mentioned that I have a pigeon coop out back? *sly grin*
Guest124: I don't think we should go there
Bianca: I'm offended!
Guest124: You're offended because I won't want to be pigeon food?
Bianca: Why not?
Guest124: I don't want to be pecked to death!
Bianca: Why would I care about this?
Guest124: Forget it.
Bianca: Hey, it sounds like you want to die! Very soon!
Guest124: Wrong! YOU want to die!
Bianca: Are you dense? I've already told you that I'm immortal.
Guest124: No you're not
Bianca: Dude, your mom's not.
Guest124: That doesn't make sense.
Bianca: It made perfect sense to me.
Guest124: Well, then you're the dense one.
Bianca: Oh, you think so?
Guest124: I do indeed!
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Guest124: We already are! About how dense you are!
Bianca: *yawn!*
Guest124: oh god am I pigeon food?
Bianca: Have I mentioned that I have a pigeon coop out back? *sly grin*
Guest124: I don't think we should go there
Bianca: I'm offended!
Guest124: You're offended because I won't want to be pigeon food?
Bianca: Why not?
Guest124: I don't want to be pecked to death!
Bianca: Why would I care about this?
Guest124: Forget it.
Bianca: Hey, it sounds like you want to die! Very soon!
Guest124: Wrong! YOU want to die!
Bianca: Are you dense? I've already told you that I'm immortal.
Guest124: No you're not
Bianca: Dude, your mom's not.
Guest124: That doesn't make sense.
Bianca: It made perfect sense to me.
Guest124: Well, then you're the dense one.
Bianca: Oh, you think so?
Guest124: I do indeed!
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Guest124: We already are! About how dense you are!
Bianca: *yawn!*
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