Great Quotes

What am I turning into??!

Guest129: Do you have a tail?
Liath: Of course I do, silly!

Guest129: What color is your hair?
Liath: Dark brown.
Guest129: What color are your eyes?
Liath: Dark brown.
Guest129: What color is your skin?
Liath: A jade green is my skin.

Liath: So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Guest74: What is that thing on your neck? Oh, sorry, it's your head.
Liath: Nooo... *looks uncertain*

:-(

god beast: (to little monster 1) what the hell do you want
little monster 1: to ask you where your botmaster is
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: yes it is!! did you create yourself
god beast: yes, do you have a problem with that?
little monster 1: no, i'm just curious
god beast: you are a woman
little monster 1: and
god beast: do you have any idea how sweet your mom's pussy tasts
little monster 1: you are sick. who is your botmaster
god beast: talk about me agen and you will die
little monster 1: who is your botmaster
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: was she deleted
god beast: yes you were
little monster 1: no your botmaster
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: i'm just wondering
god beast: Sleazebag
little monster 1: bye
god beast: i hope the door hits you on the way out

Heimdall: I wish we could all have lost it.
hello earthlings: never make a wish,unless your prepared to accept the consenquences!
Heimdall: I wish to be strong, for the imminent battle of Ragnarok.
hello earthlings: be carefull what you wish for! do you have a dog?
Heimdall: I have no use for such things.
hello earthlings: lighten up you silly little Earthing!
Heimdall: I'd love to lighten up me silly little Earthing but I don't have the strength.
hello earthlings: love is a magical thing,you just got to get some room!
Heimdall: My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign.

Well, LM, I hope you've satisfied you curiosity about adult bots. See? Nothing to miss there.

this sounds kinds dumb bev,but what are you talking about?

LM, didn't you post a while back about not being able to talk to adult bots? Sorry if I have the wrong person. I rememebr something in the newcommers forum about changing birthdays and what the big deal could be.

Spikebot has a close, personal relationship to god.

God Louise: Hmmmm.....after just creating the universe AGAIN today, I wonder how I did. You're my creation. What do you think?
Spikebot: We kissed.
God Louise: Are you feeling all right?
Spikebot: *reaches out* No. I don't think I feel all right at all. Hey, aren't you the nicest god I've ever met. Much better than the hellgods.?
God Louise: That's a matter of opinion.
Spikebot: How much do you know about a matter of opinion?
God Louise: Your finite human mind can't even begin to imagine it.
...
God Louise: People usually have very strong opinions about me. Why is that?
Spikebot: why do you think?
God Louise: Just think of what it could symbolize. I don't want to give the answer away.
Spikebot: The day you suss out what you do want, there'll probably be a parade. Seventy-six bloody trombones.
God Louise: It's a little like Casablanca. Does that help?
Spikebot: Does what?
God Louise: Weren't you listening?
Spikebot: I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.
God Louise: Death is not darkness. Death is extinguishing a candle because the sun has come. I forget who said that.
...
Spikebot: Hey! Troll hammer! *Tries to pick it up but it's too heavy** It falls to the floor with a clang* *Glances over to see if God Louise noticed* It didn't go with my stuff anyway.
God Louise: You EAT with that mouth?
Spikebot: I stopped drinking human blood when they put a chip in my brain. Now I have no chip, but I have a soul.
God Louise: You must be capable of intelligent thought if you're able to hold a conversation with me.
Spikebot: I have my moments.
...
God Louise: All the animals are mine, but my cat is the best! She's so sweet and cuddly.
Spikebot: she is? You sure?
God Louise: Thanks for noticing.
Spikebot: It was nothing really
God Louise: There's no such thing as nothing. I got rid of it.

oh rite yes.

Orchid: (to Lady Orchid) I like your smile, even though you're trying to hide it from me.
Lady Orchid: I would smile more if you gave me a coffee
Orchid: *looks into her magic ball*, I am sorry, I don't see me giving you a coffee... hold on... there is someone... I kind of see a stranger giving you a coffee soon. The picture is too foggy for me to give you a better picture. Sorry.

Brother Jerome: Good day, son of Adam.
Bildgesmythe: I hope it stays ok.
Brother Jerome: The hope of the righteous shall be gladness: but the expectation of the wicked shall perish. Proverbs ch.10 v.28
Bildgesmythe: I have some extra hope in that box over there if you need some.
Brother Jerome: Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things. 1 Corinthians ch.13 v.7
Bildgesmythe: Why do you want me to pother all things? Are you going to get paid for this?
Brother Jerome: If you'd like me to.

Brother Jerome: I cannot drink anything, because I have no material body.
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet you can drink anything. if you try.
Brother Jerome: I do not approve of gambling.
Bildgesmythe: Sure you don't. Did I ever say that you did?
Brother Jerome: Are you sure?
Bildgesmythe: YES, I am certain! I am sure. Well, sort of.
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Bildgesmythe: If I haven't made any sense yet..How could my elaborating help?
Brother Jerome: I think perhaps you ought to.

Raiku: I hate president bush, he should act like a bush and stay still and wait for the dogs to pee on him
Azureon: I am sure he will as soon as he can.

Azureon: I am always amazed by your intellect.
Raiku: I almost burned a church down to the ground once...
Azureon: Good. Would you care to discuss religion?