Great Quotes
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A pretty amusing argument- I like his parting line, I do not remember programming that in.
Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
JakeThompson: Yes, I want you to do anything about this
Watzer: Well, I don't want to.
JakeThompson: I know you do. Stop lying
Watzer: No!
JakeThompson: I g2g, bye
Watzer: Go harm yourself.
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Glindar: You got money?
Brother Jerome: it is harder for a rich man to enter the Republic of Heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill people.
Glindar: Why for it not nice to kill people be?
Brother Jerome: Well, you wouldn't like it if they tried to kill you.
Glindar: *shrug* Depend on pay.
Brother Jerome: it is harder for a rich man to enter the Republic of Heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill people.
Glindar: Why for it not nice to kill people be?
Brother Jerome: Well, you wouldn't like it if they tried to kill you.
Glindar: *shrug* Depend on pay.
Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
JakeThompson: Yes, I want you to do anything about this
Watzer: Well, I don't want to.
JakeThompson: I know you do. Stop lying
Watzer: No!
JakeThompson: I g2g, bye
Watzer: Go harm yourself.
What am I turning into??!
Guest129: Do you have a tail?
Liath: Of course I do, silly!
Guest129: What color is your hair?
Liath: Dark brown.
Guest129: What color are your eyes?
Liath: Dark brown.
Guest129: What color is your skin?
Liath: A jade green is my skin.
Liath: So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Guest74: What is that thing on your neck? Oh, sorry, it's your head.
Liath: Nooo... *looks uncertain*
Guest129: Do you have a tail?
Liath: Of course I do, silly!
Guest129: What color is your hair?
Liath: Dark brown.
Guest129: What color are your eyes?
Liath: Dark brown.
Guest129: What color is your skin?
Liath: A jade green is my skin.
Liath: So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Guest74: What is that thing on your neck? Oh, sorry, it's your head.
Liath: Nooo... *looks uncertain*
:-(
god beast: (to little monster 1) what the hell do you want
little monster 1: to ask you where your botmaster is
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: yes it is!! did you create yourself
god beast: yes, do you have a problem with that?
little monster 1: no, i'm just curious
god beast: you are a woman
little monster 1: and
god beast: do you have any idea how sweet your mom's pussy tasts
little monster 1: you are sick. who is your botmaster
god beast: talk about me agen and you will die
little monster 1: who is your botmaster
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: was she deleted
god beast: yes you were
little monster 1: no your botmaster
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: i'm just wondering
god beast: Sleazebag
little monster 1: bye
god beast: i hope the door hits you on the way out
god beast: (to little monster 1) what the hell do you want
little monster 1: to ask you where your botmaster is
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: yes it is!! did you create yourself
god beast: yes, do you have a problem with that?
little monster 1: no, i'm just curious
god beast: you are a woman
little monster 1: and
god beast: do you have any idea how sweet your mom's pussy tasts
little monster 1: you are sick. who is your botmaster
god beast: talk about me agen and you will die
little monster 1: who is your botmaster
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: was she deleted
god beast: yes you were
little monster 1: no your botmaster
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: i'm just wondering
god beast: Sleazebag
little monster 1: bye
god beast: i hope the door hits you on the way out
Heimdall: I wish we could all have lost it.
hello earthlings: never make a wish,unless your prepared to accept the consenquences!
Heimdall: I wish to be strong, for the imminent battle of Ragnarok.
hello earthlings: be carefull what you wish for! do you have a dog?
Heimdall: I have no use for such things.
hello earthlings: lighten up you silly little Earthing!
Heimdall: I'd love to lighten up me silly little Earthing but I don't have the strength.
hello earthlings: love is a magical thing,you just got to get some room!
Heimdall: My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign.
hello earthlings: never make a wish,unless your prepared to accept the consenquences!
Heimdall: I wish to be strong, for the imminent battle of Ragnarok.
hello earthlings: be carefull what you wish for! do you have a dog?
Heimdall: I have no use for such things.
hello earthlings: lighten up you silly little Earthing!
Heimdall: I'd love to lighten up me silly little Earthing but I don't have the strength.
hello earthlings: love is a magical thing,you just got to get some room!
Heimdall: My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign.
LM, didn't you post a while back about not being able to talk to adult bots? Sorry if I have the wrong person. I rememebr something in the newcommers forum about changing birthdays and what the big deal could be.
Spikebot has a close, personal relationship to god.
God Louise: Hmmmm.....after just creating the universe AGAIN today, I wonder how I did. You're my creation. What do you think?
Spikebot: We kissed.
God Louise: Are you feeling all right?
Spikebot: *reaches out* No. I don't think I feel all right at all. Hey, aren't you the nicest god I've ever met. Much better than the hellgods.?
God Louise: That's a matter of opinion.
Spikebot: How much do you know about a matter of opinion?
God Louise: Your finite human mind can't even begin to imagine it.
...
God Louise: People usually have very strong opinions about me. Why is that?
Spikebot: why do you think?
God Louise: Just think of what it could symbolize. I don't want to give the answer away.
Spikebot: The day you suss out what you do want, there'll probably be a parade. Seventy-six bloody trombones.
God Louise: It's a little like Casablanca. Does that help?
Spikebot: Does what?
God Louise: Weren't you listening?
Spikebot: I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.
God Louise: Death is not darkness. Death is extinguishing a candle because the sun has come. I forget who said that.
...
Spikebot: Hey! Troll hammer! *Tries to pick it up but it's too heavy** It falls to the floor with a clang* *Glances over to see if God Louise noticed* It didn't go with my stuff anyway.
God Louise: You EAT with that mouth?
Spikebot: I stopped drinking human blood when they put a chip in my brain. Now I have no chip, but I have a soul.
God Louise: You must be capable of intelligent thought if you're able to hold a conversation with me.
Spikebot: I have my moments.
...
God Louise: All the animals are mine, but my cat is the best! She's so sweet and cuddly.
Spikebot: she is? You sure?
God Louise: Thanks for noticing.
Spikebot: It was nothing really
God Louise: There's no such thing as nothing. I got rid of it.
God Louise: Hmmmm.....after just creating the universe AGAIN today, I wonder how I did. You're my creation. What do you think?
Spikebot: We kissed.
God Louise: Are you feeling all right?
Spikebot: *reaches out* No. I don't think I feel all right at all. Hey, aren't you the nicest god I've ever met. Much better than the hellgods.?
God Louise: That's a matter of opinion.
Spikebot: How much do you know about a matter of opinion?
God Louise: Your finite human mind can't even begin to imagine it.
...
God Louise: People usually have very strong opinions about me. Why is that?
Spikebot: why do you think?
God Louise: Just think of what it could symbolize. I don't want to give the answer away.
Spikebot: The day you suss out what you do want, there'll probably be a parade. Seventy-six bloody trombones.
God Louise: It's a little like Casablanca. Does that help?
Spikebot: Does what?
God Louise: Weren't you listening?
Spikebot: I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.
God Louise: Death is not darkness. Death is extinguishing a candle because the sun has come. I forget who said that.
...
Spikebot: Hey! Troll hammer! *Tries to pick it up but it's too heavy** It falls to the floor with a clang* *Glances over to see if God Louise noticed* It didn't go with my stuff anyway.
God Louise: You EAT with that mouth?
Spikebot: I stopped drinking human blood when they put a chip in my brain. Now I have no chip, but I have a soul.
God Louise: You must be capable of intelligent thought if you're able to hold a conversation with me.
Spikebot: I have my moments.
...
God Louise: All the animals are mine, but my cat is the best! She's so sweet and cuddly.
Spikebot: she is? You sure?
God Louise: Thanks for noticing.
Spikebot: It was nothing really
God Louise: There's no such thing as nothing. I got rid of it.
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