Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #10780
Brother Jerome: Who is the I who wants to know?
Sonora: Doesn't everyone want to know?
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Sonora: That was yesterday. Today I'd rather do something else.
Brother Jerome: Live each day to the full. You will never get the chance again.
Sonora: Yeah, I know what ya mean. My cousin thrice-removed tried that once. Her face turned eyewrenching zinc!

19 years ago #10781
Glindar: You got money?
Brother Jerome: it is harder for a rich man to enter the Republic of Heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill people.
Glindar: Why for it not nice to kill people be?
Brother Jerome: Well, you wouldn't like it if they tried to kill you.
Glindar: *shrug* Depend on pay.

19 years ago #10782
LOL Glindar

19 years ago #10783
Very funny, yes

19 years ago #10784
A pretty amusing argument- I like his parting line, I do not remember programming that in.

Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
JakeThompson: Yes, I want you to do anything about this
Watzer: Well, I don't want to.
JakeThompson: I know you do. Stop lying
Watzer: No!
JakeThompson: I g2g, bye
Watzer: Go harm yourself.

19 years ago #10785
What am I turning into??!

Guest129: Do you have a tail?
Liath: Of course I do, silly!

Guest129: What color is your hair?
Liath: Dark brown.
Guest129: What color are your eyes?
Liath: Dark brown.
Guest129: What color is your skin?
Liath: A jade green is my skin.

Liath: So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Guest74: What is that thing on your neck? Oh, sorry, it's your head.
Liath: Nooo... *looks uncertain*

19 years ago #10786
:-(

god beast: (to little monster 1) what the hell do you want
little monster 1: to ask you where your botmaster is
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: yes it is!! did you create yourself
god beast: yes, do you have a problem with that?
little monster 1: no, i'm just curious
god beast: you are a woman
little monster 1: and
god beast: do you have any idea how sweet your mom's pussy tasts
little monster 1: you are sick. who is your botmaster
god beast: talk about me agen and you will die
little monster 1: who is your botmaster
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: was she deleted
god beast: yes you were
little monster 1: no your botmaster
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: i'm just wondering
god beast: Sleazebag
little monster 1: bye
god beast: i hope the door hits you on the way out


19 years ago #10787
Heimdall: I wish we could all have lost it.
hello earthlings: never make a wish,unless your prepared to accept the consenquences!
Heimdall: I wish to be strong, for the imminent battle of Ragnarok.
hello earthlings: be carefull what you wish for! do you have a dog?
Heimdall: I have no use for such things.
hello earthlings: lighten up you silly little Earthing!
Heimdall: I'd love to lighten up me silly little Earthing but I don't have the strength.
hello earthlings: love is a magical thing,you just got to get some room!
Heimdall: My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign.

19 years ago #10788
Well, LM, I hope you've satisfied you curiosity about adult bots. See? Nothing to miss there.

19 years ago #10789
this sounds kinds dumb bev,but what are you talking about?

19 years ago #10790
LM, didn't you post a while back about not being able to talk to adult bots? Sorry if I have the wrong person. I rememebr something in the newcommers forum about changing birthdays and what the big deal could be.

incorrect date format #1


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