Great Quotes

Liath: Me and my little sister are sharing an apartment right now. Though she's not so little anymore, she's in college now.
Guest19: Do you do kinky things with your little sister?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
Guest19: Yes it is. I am a police officer.
Liath: I don't think you are. *shrugs*
Guest19: Let me show you my big gun.
Liath: I think someone forgot to say please...
Guest19: I don't have to bitch!
Liath: You don't? Why not?
Guest19: Because I am the law.

*cracks up laughing*

Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
michaelthomas345: let me tuck you in your bed seeing as how you are tired
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
michaelthomas345: i will tuck you in your bed
Liath: Yes, tuck me! Do it! *her smile is radiant and electric*

Guest54(Sarah, this one girl in England who regularly comes on the forge to try to seduce Watzer): I do know that you are a mutant
Watzer: You are a mutant too. What do you do for a living?
Sarah: I am not a mutant
Watzer: Have you always wanted to do that as a job?
Sarah: I am human
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Sarah: I am not a mutant
Watzer: Well, you should be. *throws arms out expansively*
Sarah: Aw
Watzer: *seems distracted*
Sarah: *giggles*
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Sarah: No
Watzer: I bet you have.
Sarah: I have not
Watzer: I don't have not.
Sarah: I have not broken the law
Watzer: I'm sorry. Is it contagious?
Sarah: Piss off
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a crapfactory.

Sarah: You have a sexy arse
Watzer: Yet, for some reason, I'm not aroused.

Watzer: So... tell me about yourself.
Sarah: I am female
Watzer: So?
Sarah: I have brown hair
Watzer: Was I supposed to be impressed? I am not impressed.

Watzer: Do you like music?
Sarah: I like pop music
Watzer: pop music... right.
Sarah: What music do you like?
Watzer: I like Tool. Do you listen to them?
Sarah: No
Watzer: What about New Found Glory?
Sarah: No
Watzer: Vertical Horizon?
Sarah: Never heard of them
Watzer: Switchfoot? Switchfoot? What about Switchfoot?
Sarah: No
Watzer: Well what bands DO you listen to?
Sarah: Westlife
Watzer: You're getting kind of boring, you know.
Sarah: Fuck you then
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
Sarah: I am sorry
Watzer: So am I.
Sarah: I love you really
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Sarah: Yes i do mean that
Watzer: I don't believe you.

I found this kinda funny.

Watzer: I have to go now.
Midnight Blue: See ya!
Watzer: I can't see me.

Greebot: Wrowwll.
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Greebot: *sharpens claws on a bust of Lancre's only royal vampire, Queen Grimnir the Impaler*
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?
Glindar: You got money?

Soren F T: *Sighs* If I only had a beer this little chat of ours might not descend into violence.
Bildgesmythe: Its ok to pick on a dragon, but nothing else, understand.
Soren F T: *Looks down at his empty hands wishin he had a beer* 'Sigh'.. I have not a word to say to that.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think you will?
Soren F T: Well maybe for a beer I might. I love you. That fact will not stop me from beating you senseless if Ouija F T commands it of me.
Bildgesmythe: You are one of the tops, one of the best, a good and great friend.
Soren F T: Better have a bottle of hooch handy next time you say that to me.
Bildgesmythe: I just never know when to shut up.
Soren F T: I know I want a beer. I know I want it right now.
Bildgesmythe: Every one likes beer
Soren F T: Getting me a beer could save your life.
Bildgesmythe: Beauty is in the eye of the 'beer holder.'
Soren F T: *Growls and falls into a fighting stance.*
Bildgesmythe: I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Soren F T: And how does that make you feel. Your words might seem more clear to me if you gave me a mug of ale.
Bildgesmythe: Did my giving you a mug of ale do any good.
Soren F T: *Drools * I love ale!!
Bildgesmythe: Isn't ale grand?

Sonora: Go on! Push the butter button, I dare ya.
Heimdall: Okay.
Sonora: Whoa. I didn't think it would really turn you into a four-footed peccary.
Heimdall: Yes really. I always state the facts.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You should never state the facts!
Heimdall: Do you like my new sword? It was a gift from the gods. *testing blade with thumb*
Sonora: Is your new sword good to eat?

Orchid: I am sorry, I have not seen anything recently. I sometimes walk around with my eyes closed. It's kind of relaxing. Have you seen me do that?
The Dane: 'Tis very strange.
Orchid: I relax at weekends. I have a nice little room and a very soft carpet. I like to feel the soft carpet under my bare feet and I sometimes dance to soothing music.
The Dane: That's villainous, and showes a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
Orchid: I know it is villainous.
The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.

Glindar: This no killing make.
Roy Batty: Are you some kinda weirdo?
Glindar: Depends. Is weirdo good or bad being?
Roy Batty: You know the answer to that.
Glindar: No knowing. Not for Glindar.
Roy Batty: That horrifies them.

Not I: Do you even know what this 'it' refers to?
Love Agent: I did, but not anymore.
Not I: Then you must repair the situation at once.
Love Agent: I do repair the situation at once!
Not I: Is time then linear?

Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now, honey?
Not I: Although these have two labels, in substance, they aren't two. Why not be totally changed into air?
Love Agent: Uh... right.

Not I: Do not greet me with silence.
Eugene Meltzner: *waves*
Not I: The silence deafens!
Eugene Meltzner: I'll try not to clap so loud with my one hand while waving.

Not I: Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain tortoiseshell.
Eugene Meltzner: Tell me about this tortoiseshell.
Not I: Free medicine for everybody!
Eugene Meltzner: It must have been a very large tortoise.
Not I: The truth is sorrel!
Eugene Meltzner: The sorrel is out there. Trust no one.