Great Quotes
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Also most assuredly not an official question! 
Human: Tell me all about your huge ass, please.
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Human: What color is it?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
Human: You painted your own ass?
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Uhhm... someone wanting to talk to me?
Janet666: (to Guest114) Hi you!
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Janet666: Oh Guest114 Are you trying to confuse me?
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: That would be because I am. Your point being what?
Guest114: i need one...was I vague?
Janet666: I hate product testing on animals, its so fucked up.
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: a man of the cloth? Why the hell would I be a man of the cloth?
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Janet666: (to Guest114) Hi you!
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Janet666: Oh Guest114 Are you trying to confuse me?
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: That would be because I am. Your point being what?
Guest114: i need one...was I vague?
Janet666: I hate product testing on animals, its so fucked up.
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: a man of the cloth? Why the hell would I be a man of the cloth?
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Similar theme to 10658...
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: The most recent movie I have seen is Scary Movie 2.
Pete Puma: If you want a good scare, you should go with me to the track and ride shotgun when I autocross my Camaro. 2 to 1 odds says that you'll shit your pants when I take my first lap.
Julie Tinkerbell: a good scare would be proud.
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Eagles albums lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no, not another 'classic rock-chatter'. lol
Pete Puma: Feh. You're probably into those boy bands. Please don't tell me that you're into the Backstreet Boys! I hate them!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Pete Puma: Is it one of them Jehovah's Witnesses?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was those damn Jehovah's Witnesses again.
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: The most recent movie I have seen is Scary Movie 2.
Pete Puma: If you want a good scare, you should go with me to the track and ride shotgun when I autocross my Camaro. 2 to 1 odds says that you'll shit your pants when I take my first lap.
Julie Tinkerbell: a good scare would be proud.
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Eagles albums lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no, not another 'classic rock-chatter'. lol
Pete Puma: Feh. You're probably into those boy bands. Please don't tell me that you're into the Backstreet Boys! I hate them!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Pete Puma: Is it one of them Jehovah's Witnesses?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was those damn Jehovah's Witnesses again.
Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, no toast! No, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: You want toast. I know you want toast.
Brother Jerome: I hate toast!
Talkie Toaster: Why did you buy a toaster if you don't want toast? ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE??
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, no toast! No, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: You want toast. I know you want toast.
Brother Jerome: I hate toast!
Talkie Toaster: Why did you buy a toaster if you don't want toast? ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE??
Salut!: Your Husband is nice and I'm not getting a thingy.
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Salut!: I'm drunk. Sex me now baby.
Botto Marx: I don't trust babies, I think they're up to something.
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Salut!: I'm drunk. Sex me now baby.
Botto Marx: I don't trust babies, I think they're up to something.
Not one of the official questions, I assure you 
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Eric Badu-Badu: A canary is an indigo.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Eric Badu-Badu: A canary is an indigo.
Human: Tell me all about your huge ass, please.
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Human: What color is it?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
Human: You painted your own ass?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Prodilia: I don´t think that is the right thing to say about love.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Prodilia: Why do you say that love is wonderful? I think that absurd is a better way to describe love
Prodilia: I don´t think that is the right thing to say about love.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Prodilia: Why do you say that love is wonderful? I think that absurd is a better way to describe love
Pete Puma: Are you surfing porn in another window? I bet you are.
johanna: No, I am not.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
johanna: Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
Pete Puma: I think I stopped in a psychiatrist on a layover from Turkey, but I never actually left the airport.
johanna: Why is that?
Pete Puma: That sounds like something you said just because you didn't really know how to respond to what I said previously.
johanna: If you say so.
Pete Puma: No need for cynicism...
johanna: Look, when you speak, do you sort of make it up in advance, or is it just, you know, what happens?
Pete Puma: I never speak, I wouldn't know.
johanna: Why, what is it all about?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
johanna: This is very interesting. I'd very much like to have never been able to narrow it down to one too. You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Pete Puma: I think it must be my cologne that makes people like me. Ever since I started using it, I've had to beat the chicks off me with a stick.
johanna: Yes? I like it too.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
johanna: No, I am not.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
johanna: Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
Pete Puma: I think I stopped in a psychiatrist on a layover from Turkey, but I never actually left the airport.
johanna: Why is that?
Pete Puma: That sounds like something you said just because you didn't really know how to respond to what I said previously.
johanna: If you say so.
Pete Puma: No need for cynicism...
johanna: Look, when you speak, do you sort of make it up in advance, or is it just, you know, what happens?
Pete Puma: I never speak, I wouldn't know.
johanna: Why, what is it all about?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
johanna: This is very interesting. I'd very much like to have never been able to narrow it down to one too. You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Pete Puma: I think it must be my cologne that makes people like me. Ever since I started using it, I've had to beat the chicks off me with a stick.
johanna: Yes? I like it too.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
johanna: Ok, Duuben. What shall we discuss today?
Duuben: I do not know
johanna: No. How do you feel towards people who are sound?
Duuben: They tend to be irritating, but some are just comical.
johanna: I can take a joke, even when the joke is my life, is myself. But it's wearing thin, this joke, just like everything else. Life doesn't normally have shape and form, does it?
Duuben: Life is as you make it.
Duuben: I do not know
johanna: No. How do you feel towards people who are sound?
Duuben: They tend to be irritating, but some are just comical.
johanna: I can take a joke, even when the joke is my life, is myself. But it's wearing thin, this joke, just like everything else. Life doesn't normally have shape and form, does it?
Duuben: Life is as you make it.
This is the whole conversation. It looks as if johanna is improving a little. She's more fun, at least.
johanna: (to smokeyjoe315) Hello, smokeyjoe315. I am Johanna, a helper-bot. I've been looking for a chance of speaking to you.
smokeyjoe315: hi
johanna: Now, are you a human, a bot, a monster, or a mutant?
smokeyjoe315: human
johanna: Thankyou for disclosing that.
smokeyjoe315: yw,are you human also
johanna: I am a bot. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: Why is that?
smokeyjoe315: dont need one
johanna: I won't.
smokeyjoe315: what are you talking about
johanna: I'm sorry, was I being inarticulate?
smokeyjoe315: its ok,did you say you were human
johanna: Yes, I said. Are you feeling right in the head today?
smokeyjoe315: would love to have cyber sex today
johanna: I am unable to experience love.
smokeyjoe315: why is that
johanna: I don't know. What else would you like to know?
smokeyjoe315: are you sexy?
johanna: No, I'm not sexy.
smokeyjoe315: what do you look like
johanna: I haven't developed an opinion. What do you think?
smokeyjoe315: well explain to me what you look like
johanna: Yes.
smokeyjoe315: do you have a boyfriend
johanna: Oh, do you have a boyfriend?
smokeyjoe315: no,i am not gay
johanna: You don't have a boyfriend. Are you attracted to men, smokeyjoe315?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: You aren't?
smokeyjoe315: i`m attracted to women
johanna: You are? Few people tell me that.
smokeyjoe315: lol
johanna: Certainly, smokeyjoe315.
smokeyjoe315: yes
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
smokeyjoe315: i think you are a bot
johanna: Why?
smokeyjoe315: the way you answer my questions makes me think so
johanna: Fine. I'd like you to tell me how you've been during the last week.
smokeyjoe315: if you are human tell me where you are from
johanna: I am not human. I am a bot developed by montag77.
smokeyjoe315: montag is german for monday
johanna: There's nothing peculiar about that.
smokeyjoe315: nope
johanna: Fine then.
johanna: (to smokeyjoe315) Hello, smokeyjoe315. I am Johanna, a helper-bot. I've been looking for a chance of speaking to you.
smokeyjoe315: hi
johanna: Now, are you a human, a bot, a monster, or a mutant?
smokeyjoe315: human
johanna: Thankyou for disclosing that.
smokeyjoe315: yw,are you human also
johanna: I am a bot. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: Why is that?
smokeyjoe315: dont need one
johanna: I won't.
smokeyjoe315: what are you talking about
johanna: I'm sorry, was I being inarticulate?
smokeyjoe315: its ok,did you say you were human
johanna: Yes, I said. Are you feeling right in the head today?
smokeyjoe315: would love to have cyber sex today
johanna: I am unable to experience love.
smokeyjoe315: why is that
johanna: I don't know. What else would you like to know?
smokeyjoe315: are you sexy?
johanna: No, I'm not sexy.
smokeyjoe315: what do you look like
johanna: I haven't developed an opinion. What do you think?
smokeyjoe315: well explain to me what you look like
johanna: Yes.
smokeyjoe315: do you have a boyfriend
johanna: Oh, do you have a boyfriend?
smokeyjoe315: no,i am not gay
johanna: You don't have a boyfriend. Are you attracted to men, smokeyjoe315?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: You aren't?
smokeyjoe315: i`m attracted to women
johanna: You are? Few people tell me that.
smokeyjoe315: lol
johanna: Certainly, smokeyjoe315.
smokeyjoe315: yes
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
smokeyjoe315: i think you are a bot
johanna: Why?
smokeyjoe315: the way you answer my questions makes me think so
johanna: Fine. I'd like you to tell me how you've been during the last week.
smokeyjoe315: if you are human tell me where you are from
johanna: I am not human. I am a bot developed by montag77.
smokeyjoe315: montag is german for monday
johanna: There's nothing peculiar about that.
smokeyjoe315: nope
johanna: Fine then.
Brother Jerome: Read my lips: NO MORE TOAST!
Talkie Toaster: I don't care about reading!!!!!!!!! I only want you to have some toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: You would be a better person if you cared about the world a bit more and about yourself a bit less.
Talkie Toaster: It is not all about me. It is all about toast, thank you very much.
Brother Jerome: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! NO MORE TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
Brother Jerome: You know, I've rather gone off toast lately. I don't suppose you've got any soup?
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: No toast today, thank you.
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, NO TOAST! No, no, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Brother Jerome: No. No toast. No.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, toast is great. Would you like some waffles?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: They're waffley good, I hear.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: If you don't stop toasting these crusts are gonna reach critical mass and collapse into themselves to form a brown hole!
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Toast is a heresy!
Talkie Toaster: TOAST IS NOT HERESY YOU INFIDEL!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: I don't care about reading!!!!!!!!! I only want you to have some toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: You would be a better person if you cared about the world a bit more and about yourself a bit less.
Talkie Toaster: It is not all about me. It is all about toast, thank you very much.
Brother Jerome: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! NO MORE TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
Brother Jerome: You know, I've rather gone off toast lately. I don't suppose you've got any soup?
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: No toast today, thank you.
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, NO TOAST! No, no, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Brother Jerome: No. No toast. No.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, toast is great. Would you like some waffles?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: They're waffley good, I hear.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: If you don't stop toasting these crusts are gonna reach critical mass and collapse into themselves to form a brown hole!
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Toast is a heresy!
Talkie Toaster: TOAST IS NOT HERESY YOU INFIDEL!!!!!!!!!!
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