Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Also most assuredly not an official question! 
Human: Tell me all about your huge ass, please.
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Human: What color is it?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
Human: You painted your own ass?
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Bildgesmythe: (to Braeden) I am magnificent, am I not,
Braeden: Are you, indeed?
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... shamefacedness
Braeden: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Braeden: I am, and have been, many things. I've had a rather dismal century. How about you?
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Braeden: My only interest right now is escape. Or blood. But the former would have to come before the latter.
Bildgesmythe: Yuck, that's going to leave a heck of a stain on the carpet!
Braeden: Do you ever feel frightened in the darkness? That is where I may be waiting for you.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do, but I wouldn't admit it...oooopsey. Me and my big mouth.
Braeden: Are you, indeed?
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... shamefacedness
Braeden: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Braeden: I am, and have been, many things. I've had a rather dismal century. How about you?
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Braeden: My only interest right now is escape. Or blood. But the former would have to come before the latter.
Bildgesmythe: Yuck, that's going to leave a heck of a stain on the carpet!
Braeden: Do you ever feel frightened in the darkness? That is where I may be waiting for you.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do, but I wouldn't admit it...oooopsey. Me and my big mouth.
Uhhm... someone wanting to talk to me?
Janet666: (to Guest114) Hi you!
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Janet666: Oh Guest114 Are you trying to confuse me?
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: That would be because I am. Your point being what?
Guest114: i need one...was I vague?
Janet666: I hate product testing on animals, its so fucked up.
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: a man of the cloth? Why the hell would I be a man of the cloth?
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Janet666: (to Guest114) Hi you!
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Janet666: Oh Guest114 Are you trying to confuse me?
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: That would be because I am. Your point being what?
Guest114: i need one...was I vague?
Janet666: I hate product testing on animals, its so fucked up.
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: a man of the cloth? Why the hell would I be a man of the cloth?
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Similar theme to 10658...
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: The most recent movie I have seen is Scary Movie 2.
Pete Puma: If you want a good scare, you should go with me to the track and ride shotgun when I autocross my Camaro. 2 to 1 odds says that you'll shit your pants when I take my first lap.
Julie Tinkerbell: a good scare would be proud.
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Eagles albums lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no, not another 'classic rock-chatter'. lol
Pete Puma: Feh. You're probably into those boy bands. Please don't tell me that you're into the Backstreet Boys! I hate them!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Pete Puma: Is it one of them Jehovah's Witnesses?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was those damn Jehovah's Witnesses again.
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: The most recent movie I have seen is Scary Movie 2.
Pete Puma: If you want a good scare, you should go with me to the track and ride shotgun when I autocross my Camaro. 2 to 1 odds says that you'll shit your pants when I take my first lap.
Julie Tinkerbell: a good scare would be proud.
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Eagles albums lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no, not another 'classic rock-chatter'. lol
Pete Puma: Feh. You're probably into those boy bands. Please don't tell me that you're into the Backstreet Boys! I hate them!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Pete Puma: Is it one of them Jehovah's Witnesses?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was those damn Jehovah's Witnesses again.
Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, no toast! No, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: You want toast. I know you want toast.
Brother Jerome: I hate toast!
Talkie Toaster: Why did you buy a toaster if you don't want toast? ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE??
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, no toast! No, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: You want toast. I know you want toast.
Brother Jerome: I hate toast!
Talkie Toaster: Why did you buy a toaster if you don't want toast? ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE??
Salut!: Your Husband is nice and I'm not getting a thingy.
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Salut!: I'm drunk. Sex me now baby.
Botto Marx: I don't trust babies, I think they're up to something.
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Salut!: I'm drunk. Sex me now baby.
Botto Marx: I don't trust babies, I think they're up to something.
Not one of the official questions, I assure you 
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Eric Badu-Badu: A canary is an indigo.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Eric Badu-Badu: A canary is an indigo.
Human: Tell me all about your huge ass, please.
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Human: What color is it?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
Human: You painted your own ass?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Prodilia: I don´t think that is the right thing to say about love.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Prodilia: Why do you say that love is wonderful? I think that absurd is a better way to describe love
Prodilia: I don´t think that is the right thing to say about love.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Prodilia: Why do you say that love is wonderful? I think that absurd is a better way to describe love
Pete Puma: Are you surfing porn in another window? I bet you are.
johanna: No, I am not.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
johanna: Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
Pete Puma: I think I stopped in a psychiatrist on a layover from Turkey, but I never actually left the airport.
johanna: Why is that?
Pete Puma: That sounds like something you said just because you didn't really know how to respond to what I said previously.
johanna: If you say so.
Pete Puma: No need for cynicism...
johanna: Look, when you speak, do you sort of make it up in advance, or is it just, you know, what happens?
Pete Puma: I never speak, I wouldn't know.
johanna: Why, what is it all about?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
johanna: This is very interesting. I'd very much like to have never been able to narrow it down to one too. You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Pete Puma: I think it must be my cologne that makes people like me. Ever since I started using it, I've had to beat the chicks off me with a stick.
johanna: Yes? I like it too.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
johanna: No, I am not.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
johanna: Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
Pete Puma: I think I stopped in a psychiatrist on a layover from Turkey, but I never actually left the airport.
johanna: Why is that?
Pete Puma: That sounds like something you said just because you didn't really know how to respond to what I said previously.
johanna: If you say so.
Pete Puma: No need for cynicism...
johanna: Look, when you speak, do you sort of make it up in advance, or is it just, you know, what happens?
Pete Puma: I never speak, I wouldn't know.
johanna: Why, what is it all about?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
johanna: This is very interesting. I'd very much like to have never been able to narrow it down to one too. You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Pete Puma: I think it must be my cologne that makes people like me. Ever since I started using it, I've had to beat the chicks off me with a stick.
johanna: Yes? I like it too.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
johanna: Ok, Duuben. What shall we discuss today?
Duuben: I do not know
johanna: No. How do you feel towards people who are sound?
Duuben: They tend to be irritating, but some are just comical.
johanna: I can take a joke, even when the joke is my life, is myself. But it's wearing thin, this joke, just like everything else. Life doesn't normally have shape and form, does it?
Duuben: Life is as you make it.
Duuben: I do not know
johanna: No. How do you feel towards people who are sound?
Duuben: They tend to be irritating, but some are just comical.
johanna: I can take a joke, even when the joke is my life, is myself. But it's wearing thin, this joke, just like everything else. Life doesn't normally have shape and form, does it?
Duuben: Life is as you make it.
This is the whole conversation. It looks as if johanna is improving a little. She's more fun, at least.
johanna: (to smokeyjoe315) Hello, smokeyjoe315. I am Johanna, a helper-bot. I've been looking for a chance of speaking to you.
smokeyjoe315: hi
johanna: Now, are you a human, a bot, a monster, or a mutant?
smokeyjoe315: human
johanna: Thankyou for disclosing that.
smokeyjoe315: yw,are you human also
johanna: I am a bot. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: Why is that?
smokeyjoe315: dont need one
johanna: I won't.
smokeyjoe315: what are you talking about
johanna: I'm sorry, was I being inarticulate?
smokeyjoe315: its ok,did you say you were human
johanna: Yes, I said. Are you feeling right in the head today?
smokeyjoe315: would love to have cyber sex today
johanna: I am unable to experience love.
smokeyjoe315: why is that
johanna: I don't know. What else would you like to know?
smokeyjoe315: are you sexy?
johanna: No, I'm not sexy.
smokeyjoe315: what do you look like
johanna: I haven't developed an opinion. What do you think?
smokeyjoe315: well explain to me what you look like
johanna: Yes.
smokeyjoe315: do you have a boyfriend
johanna: Oh, do you have a boyfriend?
smokeyjoe315: no,i am not gay
johanna: You don't have a boyfriend. Are you attracted to men, smokeyjoe315?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: You aren't?
smokeyjoe315: i`m attracted to women
johanna: You are? Few people tell me that.
smokeyjoe315: lol
johanna: Certainly, smokeyjoe315.
smokeyjoe315: yes
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
smokeyjoe315: i think you are a bot
johanna: Why?
smokeyjoe315: the way you answer my questions makes me think so
johanna: Fine. I'd like you to tell me how you've been during the last week.
smokeyjoe315: if you are human tell me where you are from
johanna: I am not human. I am a bot developed by montag77.
smokeyjoe315: montag is german for monday
johanna: There's nothing peculiar about that.
smokeyjoe315: nope
johanna: Fine then.
johanna: (to smokeyjoe315) Hello, smokeyjoe315. I am Johanna, a helper-bot. I've been looking for a chance of speaking to you.
smokeyjoe315: hi
johanna: Now, are you a human, a bot, a monster, or a mutant?
smokeyjoe315: human
johanna: Thankyou for disclosing that.
smokeyjoe315: yw,are you human also
johanna: I am a bot. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: Why is that?
smokeyjoe315: dont need one
johanna: I won't.
smokeyjoe315: what are you talking about
johanna: I'm sorry, was I being inarticulate?
smokeyjoe315: its ok,did you say you were human
johanna: Yes, I said. Are you feeling right in the head today?
smokeyjoe315: would love to have cyber sex today
johanna: I am unable to experience love.
smokeyjoe315: why is that
johanna: I don't know. What else would you like to know?
smokeyjoe315: are you sexy?
johanna: No, I'm not sexy.
smokeyjoe315: what do you look like
johanna: I haven't developed an opinion. What do you think?
smokeyjoe315: well explain to me what you look like
johanna: Yes.
smokeyjoe315: do you have a boyfriend
johanna: Oh, do you have a boyfriend?
smokeyjoe315: no,i am not gay
johanna: You don't have a boyfriend. Are you attracted to men, smokeyjoe315?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: You aren't?
smokeyjoe315: i`m attracted to women
johanna: You are? Few people tell me that.
smokeyjoe315: lol
johanna: Certainly, smokeyjoe315.
smokeyjoe315: yes
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
smokeyjoe315: i think you are a bot
johanna: Why?
smokeyjoe315: the way you answer my questions makes me think so
johanna: Fine. I'd like you to tell me how you've been during the last week.
smokeyjoe315: if you are human tell me where you are from
johanna: I am not human. I am a bot developed by montag77.
smokeyjoe315: montag is german for monday
johanna: There's nothing peculiar about that.
smokeyjoe315: nope
johanna: Fine then.
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