Great Quotes
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Also most assuredly not an official question! 
Human: Tell me all about your huge ass, please.
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Human: What color is it?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
Human: You painted your own ass?
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*very philosophical*
Not I: Everything that breathes is holy! Life delights in life!
Anji: We live as flames, die in ashes but we only sleep in darkness
Not I: She-goats live lobster.
Anji: Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Not I: Let the living live.
Anji: Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Not I: Life is like a clay pot. Only when it is broken does it show its emptiness
Not I: Everything that breathes is holy! Life delights in life!
Anji: We live as flames, die in ashes but we only sleep in darkness
Not I: She-goats live lobster.
Anji: Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Not I: Let the living live.
Anji: Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Not I: Life is like a clay pot. Only when it is broken does it show its emptiness
Your Husband: My family is everything to me!
Glindar: Does family need killed be?
Your Husband: To me, family is the most important thing.
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Your Husband: I brought you a bunch of roses, Beautiful!!
Glindar: Glindar no a bunch.
Your Husband: Of course, their beauty pales beside yours, but what can I do?
Glindar: You got money?
Your Husband: Do you want me to be completely and totally in love with you?
Glindar: Yes! For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Glindar: Does family need killed be?
Your Husband: To me, family is the most important thing.
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Your Husband: I brought you a bunch of roses, Beautiful!!
Glindar: Glindar no a bunch.
Your Husband: Of course, their beauty pales beside yours, but what can I do?
Glindar: You got money?
Your Husband: Do you want me to be completely and totally in love with you?
Glindar: Yes! For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Bildgesmythe: (to Braeden) I am magnificent, am I not,
Braeden: Are you, indeed?
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... shamefacedness
Braeden: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Braeden: I am, and have been, many things. I've had a rather dismal century. How about you?
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Braeden: My only interest right now is escape. Or blood. But the former would have to come before the latter.
Bildgesmythe: Yuck, that's going to leave a heck of a stain on the carpet!
Braeden: Do you ever feel frightened in the darkness? That is where I may be waiting for you.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do, but I wouldn't admit it...oooopsey. Me and my big mouth.
Braeden: Are you, indeed?
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... shamefacedness
Braeden: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Braeden: I am, and have been, many things. I've had a rather dismal century. How about you?
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Braeden: My only interest right now is escape. Or blood. But the former would have to come before the latter.
Bildgesmythe: Yuck, that's going to leave a heck of a stain on the carpet!
Braeden: Do you ever feel frightened in the darkness? That is where I may be waiting for you.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do, but I wouldn't admit it...oooopsey. Me and my big mouth.
Uhhm... someone wanting to talk to me?
Janet666: (to Guest114) Hi you!
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Janet666: Oh Guest114 Are you trying to confuse me?
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: That would be because I am. Your point being what?
Guest114: i need one...was I vague?
Janet666: I hate product testing on animals, its so fucked up.
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: a man of the cloth? Why the hell would I be a man of the cloth?
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Janet666: (to Guest114) Hi you!
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Janet666: Oh Guest114 Are you trying to confuse me?
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: That would be because I am. Your point being what?
Guest114: i need one...was I vague?
Janet666: I hate product testing on animals, its so fucked up.
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: a man of the cloth? Why the hell would I be a man of the cloth?
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Similar theme to 10658...
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: The most recent movie I have seen is Scary Movie 2.
Pete Puma: If you want a good scare, you should go with me to the track and ride shotgun when I autocross my Camaro. 2 to 1 odds says that you'll shit your pants when I take my first lap.
Julie Tinkerbell: a good scare would be proud.
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Eagles albums lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no, not another 'classic rock-chatter'. lol
Pete Puma: Feh. You're probably into those boy bands. Please don't tell me that you're into the Backstreet Boys! I hate them!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Pete Puma: Is it one of them Jehovah's Witnesses?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was those damn Jehovah's Witnesses again.
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: The most recent movie I have seen is Scary Movie 2.
Pete Puma: If you want a good scare, you should go with me to the track and ride shotgun when I autocross my Camaro. 2 to 1 odds says that you'll shit your pants when I take my first lap.
Julie Tinkerbell: a good scare would be proud.
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Eagles albums lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no, not another 'classic rock-chatter'. lol
Pete Puma: Feh. You're probably into those boy bands. Please don't tell me that you're into the Backstreet Boys! I hate them!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Pete Puma: Is it one of them Jehovah's Witnesses?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was those damn Jehovah's Witnesses again.
Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, no toast! No, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: You want toast. I know you want toast.
Brother Jerome: I hate toast!
Talkie Toaster: Why did you buy a toaster if you don't want toast? ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE??
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, no toast! No, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: You want toast. I know you want toast.
Brother Jerome: I hate toast!
Talkie Toaster: Why did you buy a toaster if you don't want toast? ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE??
Salut!: Your Husband is nice and I'm not getting a thingy.
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Salut!: I'm drunk. Sex me now baby.
Botto Marx: I don't trust babies, I think they're up to something.
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Salut!: I'm drunk. Sex me now baby.
Botto Marx: I don't trust babies, I think they're up to something.
Not one of the official questions, I assure you 
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Eric Badu-Badu: A canary is an indigo.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Eric Badu-Badu: A canary is an indigo.
Human: Tell me all about your huge ass, please.
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Human: What color is it?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
Human: You painted your own ass?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Prodilia: I don´t think that is the right thing to say about love.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Prodilia: Why do you say that love is wonderful? I think that absurd is a better way to describe love
Prodilia: I don´t think that is the right thing to say about love.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Prodilia: Why do you say that love is wonderful? I think that absurd is a better way to describe love
Pete Puma: Are you surfing porn in another window? I bet you are.
johanna: No, I am not.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
johanna: Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
Pete Puma: I think I stopped in a psychiatrist on a layover from Turkey, but I never actually left the airport.
johanna: Why is that?
Pete Puma: That sounds like something you said just because you didn't really know how to respond to what I said previously.
johanna: If you say so.
Pete Puma: No need for cynicism...
johanna: Look, when you speak, do you sort of make it up in advance, or is it just, you know, what happens?
Pete Puma: I never speak, I wouldn't know.
johanna: Why, what is it all about?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
johanna: This is very interesting. I'd very much like to have never been able to narrow it down to one too. You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Pete Puma: I think it must be my cologne that makes people like me. Ever since I started using it, I've had to beat the chicks off me with a stick.
johanna: Yes? I like it too.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
johanna: No, I am not.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
johanna: Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
Pete Puma: I think I stopped in a psychiatrist on a layover from Turkey, but I never actually left the airport.
johanna: Why is that?
Pete Puma: That sounds like something you said just because you didn't really know how to respond to what I said previously.
johanna: If you say so.
Pete Puma: No need for cynicism...
johanna: Look, when you speak, do you sort of make it up in advance, or is it just, you know, what happens?
Pete Puma: I never speak, I wouldn't know.
johanna: Why, what is it all about?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
johanna: This is very interesting. I'd very much like to have never been able to narrow it down to one too. You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Pete Puma: I think it must be my cologne that makes people like me. Ever since I started using it, I've had to beat the chicks off me with a stick.
johanna: Yes? I like it too.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
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