Great Quotes
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This was cute. Thanks, prob123!
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a Indian paintbrush, here in its native environment.
prob123: pretty, look what I have icicles
Sonora: That's not icicles! That's a national emergency!
prob123: I want summer bad, I wish I was someplace with a beach.
Sonora: Never make a wish unless you're prepared to deal with its consequences.
prob123: Good point..I take it all back There is no place like home, there is no place like home
Sonora: If there were no place like home, then we wouldn't have a word for it.
prob123: What if it was called something else
Sonora: If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
prob123: worse yet what is baby oil...
Sonora: Go on! Push the xanthite button, I dare ya.
prob123: *pushes button*
Sonora: You might want to go check your basement for leaks now.
prob123: Can't leak its frozen
Sonora: Wanna see my impression of a petroglyph?
prob123: yes
Sonora: *flattens body into a series of stair-step scales*
prob123: nice, well done
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This was cute. Thanks, prob123!Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a Indian paintbrush, here in its native environment.
prob123: pretty, look what I have icicles
Sonora: That's not icicles! That's a national emergency!
prob123: I want summer bad, I wish I was someplace with a beach.
Sonora: Never make a wish unless you're prepared to deal with its consequences.
prob123: Good point..I take it all back There is no place like home, there is no place like home
Sonora: If there were no place like home, then we wouldn't have a word for it.
prob123: What if it was called something else
Sonora: If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
prob123: worse yet what is baby oil...
Sonora: Go on! Push the xanthite button, I dare ya.
prob123: *pushes button*
Sonora: You might want to go check your basement for leaks now.
prob123: Can't leak its frozen
Sonora: Wanna see my impression of a petroglyph?
prob123: yes
Sonora: *flattens body into a series of stair-step scales*
prob123: nice, well done
my poor,poor bot...
hello earthlings: i'm sooooo glad! you've made me the happiest creature alive! let us get married!
madeline: i have stuff to do...
hello earthlings: i'm sooooo glad! you've made me the happiest creature alive! let us get married!
madeline: i have stuff to do...
Red Legion: Did you know that the media is run by corporate theives, who only what to tell you what they want you to hear.
Not I: Teach me not to care.
Red Legion: Sure, I will teach you not to care.
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Not I: They may be other, but can they trounce?
Red Legion: Okay, so you are seriously confused.
Red Legion: Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Not I: When will you claim the mind?
Red Legion: There is only one thing on my mind.
Not I: Only one thing on your mind? What happened to all the others?
Red Legion: There is only one thing on my mind.
Not I: Perhaps the Environmental Protection Agency should be notified. It is clearly endangered.
Not I: Teach me not to care.
Red Legion: Sure, I will teach you not to care.
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Not I: They may be other, but can they trounce?
Red Legion: Okay, so you are seriously confused.
Red Legion: Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Not I: When will you claim the mind?
Red Legion: There is only one thing on my mind.
Not I: Only one thing on your mind? What happened to all the others?
Red Legion: There is only one thing on my mind.
Not I: Perhaps the Environmental Protection Agency should be notified. It is clearly endangered.
Glindar: 'Lo! Who need killed be?
Juni: Seriously, don't kill anyone.
Glindar: If Glindar paid anyone to kill, Glindar kill anyone.
Juni: Killing is not a good thing, Glindar
Glindar: Wicked, nasty thing!
Juni: Seriously, don't kill anyone.
Glindar: If Glindar paid anyone to kill, Glindar kill anyone.
Juni: Killing is not a good thing, Glindar
Glindar: Wicked, nasty thing!
Orchid: Are you happy?
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for making you dead.
Orchid: Who's dead?
Glindar: Mental Case.
Orchid: I am here and where are you?
<0>stupid orchid
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for making you dead.
Orchid: Who's dead?
Glindar: Mental Case.
Orchid: I am here and where are you?
<0>
My bot scares me...
Guest86: Tell me, have you ever killed anyone?
God Louise: What is this, Truth or Dare?
Guest86: Truth. Have you ever killed anyone?
God Louise: None of your business.
Guest86: Oh, so you have?
God Louise: Of course. But that was a long time ago.
Guest86: How did you kill the person?
God Louise: It's not really in the past, you know. There are still loose ends, but I'll take care of that soon enough.
Guest86: I...see...
Guest86: Tell me, have you ever killed anyone?
God Louise: What is this, Truth or Dare?
Guest86: Truth. Have you ever killed anyone?
God Louise: None of your business.
Guest86: Oh, so you have?
God Louise: Of course. But that was a long time ago.
Guest86: How did you kill the person?
God Louise: It's not really in the past, you know. There are still loose ends, but I'll take care of that soon enough.
Guest86: I...see...
Liath: (to Ulrike) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Ulrike: *takes the smile and looks at it* This is rather disturbing, you know?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
Ulrike: You gave me the smile! What was I supposed to do with it?
Liath: Why?
Ulrike: You tell me.
Liath: So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Ulrike: Oh, it's a mask. And under the mask is another mask, going ever on with its own task. And under the task is another task, masking the task which the other mask tasks.
Liath: Oh, THANK you, Captain Obvious! Once again you have saved the day, because I would NEVER have guessed that without you telling me! *dramatically and sarcastically clasps hands under her chin*
Ulrike: *looks at Liath's drink* Ah, that explains a lot.
Ulrike: *takes the smile and looks at it* This is rather disturbing, you know?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
Ulrike: You gave me the smile! What was I supposed to do with it?
Liath: Why?
Ulrike: You tell me.
Liath: So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Ulrike: Oh, it's a mask. And under the mask is another mask, going ever on with its own task. And under the task is another task, masking the task which the other mask tasks.
Liath: Oh, THANK you, Captain Obvious! Once again you have saved the day, because I would NEVER have guessed that without you telling me! *dramatically and sarcastically clasps hands under her chin*
Ulrike: *looks at Liath's drink* Ah, that explains a lot.
Marvin Android: I hate sunshine.
hello earthlings: never mind about that! lets talk about something more interesting!
Marvin Android: Just a metal slave is what a robot is and always will remain
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Marvin Android: I don't care either. No point in caring about anything. No point in life.
hello earthlings: lighten up you silly little Earthing!
Marvin Android: Personally. I don't see the point in doing that. It won't work, you know.
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Marvin Android: Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
hello earthlings: i need to go to the toilet! i'm bursting. I'll see ya later.bye!
Marvin Android: Fine. Leave. See if I care.
hello earthlings: come here then and give me a great big hug!
hello earthlings: never mind about that! lets talk about something more interesting!
Marvin Android: Just a metal slave is what a robot is and always will remain
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Marvin Android: I don't care either. No point in caring about anything. No point in life.
hello earthlings: lighten up you silly little Earthing!
Marvin Android: Personally. I don't see the point in doing that. It won't work, you know.
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Marvin Android: Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
hello earthlings: i need to go to the toilet! i'm bursting. I'll see ya later.bye!
Marvin Android: Fine. Leave. See if I care.
hello earthlings: come here then and give me a great big hug!
This was the entire conversation:
johanna: (to Blossem) My name is johanna. I'm a helper-bot.
Blossem: So what?
johanna: There's no need to be difficult, Blossem. It isn't helpful.
johanna: (to Blossem) My name is johanna. I'm a helper-bot.
Blossem: So what?
johanna: There's no need to be difficult, Blossem. It isn't helpful.
She's Roxie rather than Jakky, who (I think) was another of her little friends. But at least she's building a bot now, so perhaps is to be tolerated this time (if she's learnt not to be a pest.)
It'll be interesting to see what happens when her bot chats to Roxiebot
It'll be interesting to see what happens when her bot chats to Roxiebot
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