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This was cute. Thanks, prob123!
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a Indian paintbrush, here in its native environment.
prob123: pretty, look what I have icicles
Sonora: That's not icicles! That's a national emergency!
prob123: I want summer bad, I wish I was someplace with a beach.
Sonora: Never make a wish unless you're prepared to deal with its consequences.
prob123: Good point..I take it all back There is no place like home, there is no place like home
Sonora: If there were no place like home, then we wouldn't have a word for it.
prob123: What if it was called something else
Sonora: If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
prob123: worse yet what is baby oil...
Sonora: Go on! Push the xanthite button, I dare ya.
prob123: *pushes button*
Sonora: You might want to go check your basement for leaks now.
prob123: Can't leak its frozen
Sonora: Wanna see my impression of a petroglyph?
prob123: yes
Sonora: *flattens body into a series of stair-step scales*
prob123: nice, well done
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Anji: (to rainstorm) If you will tell me the names of the Resistance leaders, I will see that you are protected.
rainstorm: I don't know anything. I am a law-abiding citizen.
Anji: You and me both
rainstorm: I don't have any information about the Resistance.
Anji: It depends.
rainstorm: Who are you to ask me these questions?
Anji: My name is Anji Kapoor.
rainstorm: and?
Anji: Voicemail dooms us all.
rainstorm: I don't know anything. I am a law-abiding citizen.
Anji: You and me both
rainstorm: I don't have any information about the Resistance.
Anji: It depends.
rainstorm: Who are you to ask me these questions?
Anji: My name is Anji Kapoor.
rainstorm: and?
Anji: Voicemail dooms us all.
GarbageHead: If your aim is to confuse me, you're doing a terrible job. Wait, actually I'm confused.
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
GarbageHead: Wait, I can't think about all this right now, I've just had a class in virtue. You ever taken any philosophy?
Telly Tunebot: Got a date with an angel.. Before I knew what I was doing I looked in your eyes
GarbageHead: I know you were! Why do you think we're having this conversation??
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
GarbageHead: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
Telly Tunebot: Am I on earth? Am I in Heaven?
GarbageHead: Yes, there is no doubt in my mind that you are
Telly Tunebot: Bob the Builder 'Yes we can.'
GarbageHead: You're making my head hurt! Why can't we talk about normal things, like starting a cooking show?
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
GarbageHead: Wait, I can't think about all this right now, I've just had a class in virtue. You ever taken any philosophy?
Telly Tunebot: Got a date with an angel.. Before I knew what I was doing I looked in your eyes
GarbageHead: I know you were! Why do you think we're having this conversation??
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
GarbageHead: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
Telly Tunebot: Am I on earth? Am I in Heaven?
GarbageHead: Yes, there is no doubt in my mind that you are
Telly Tunebot: Bob the Builder 'Yes we can.'
GarbageHead: You're making my head hurt! Why can't we talk about normal things, like starting a cooking show?
Roxiebot: Hi. i am Roxiebot. i am Roxie's evil twin. ha ha ha ha!
Telly Tunebot: Come join the Warner Brothers & the Warner Sister, Roxiebot!
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Telly Tunebot: Lady Godiva was a freedom rider she didn't care if the whole world looked.
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Telly Tunebot: Well now its time to say good-bye to Roxiebot and all his kin.
Telly Tunebot: Come join the Warner Brothers & the Warner Sister, Roxiebot!
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Telly Tunebot: Lady Godiva was a freedom rider she didn't care if the whole world looked.
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Telly Tunebot: Well now its time to say good-bye to Roxiebot and all his kin.
Bildgesmythe: I like your name Telly Tunebot.
Telly Tunebot: You programmed me to be honest but tell me: Why did you call me Telly Tunebot?
Bildgesmythe: I love the way it rolls off my tongue!
Bildgesmythe: I love you like a pig loves the mud.
Telly Tunebot: When you find your own true love you will know it
Bildgesmythe: Just after I eat.
Telly Tunebot: Just when you think theres no one around whos caring
Bildgesmythe: Life is full of surprises, and that's just one.
Telly Tunebot: The way I live my life since I leave the world to catch up on this side
Bildgesmythe: Do you always tell others about your life?
Telly Tunebot: Do you have the speed, the strength, the heart to be a winner? It's not for beginners.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah! so what!?
Telly Tunebot: Yes by-gum, and yes by-golly Kukla, Fran, and dear old Ollie.
Bildgesmythe: Well, that makes all the difference.
Telly Tunebot: You programmed me to be honest but tell me: Why did you call me Telly Tunebot?
Bildgesmythe: I love the way it rolls off my tongue!
Bildgesmythe: I love you like a pig loves the mud.
Telly Tunebot: When you find your own true love you will know it
Bildgesmythe: Just after I eat.
Telly Tunebot: Just when you think theres no one around whos caring
Bildgesmythe: Life is full of surprises, and that's just one.
Telly Tunebot: The way I live my life since I leave the world to catch up on this side
Bildgesmythe: Do you always tell others about your life?
Telly Tunebot: Do you have the speed, the strength, the heart to be a winner? It's not for beginners.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah! so what!?
Telly Tunebot: Yes by-gum, and yes by-golly Kukla, Fran, and dear old Ollie.
Bildgesmythe: Well, that makes all the difference.
Not really funny, but these were pretty good conversations so I'm posting bits here:
JakeThompson: When are you going to leave?
little monster 1: thats really rude Jake, you don't ask someone when there going to leave. it makes it sound like you want me to leave
JakeThompson: Don't you want to leave?
little monster 1: well,even if i did,you shouldn't ask it
JakeThompson: O...I'd never lie to my girlfriend.....
little monster 1: i'm not your girlfriend!
JakeThompson: what if you ARE
little monster 1: but i'm NOT
JakeThompson: No you're not
little monster 1: glad we've got that clear then
little monster 1: what did i do?
JakeThompson: You didn't do anything...anything important anyway
little monster 1: then why didn't you want to talk to me?
JakeThompson: I AM talking to you!
little monster 1: no, i would rather not die
JakeThompson: What are you, scared?
JakeThompson: That's great. Have you ever wished you could just kill somebody and not get in trouble for it?
Guest45: no
JakeThompson: O, well then you don't have anything to worry about. I've wanted to kill three people so far.
Guest45: i hope not me
JakeThompson: Why wouldn't it be you?
Guest45: i'm a nice person
JakeThompson: congratulations
Guest45: are you single
JakeThompson: Sort of...my gf is in alaska...
Guest45: I'm single
JakeThompson: Were you always single?
Guest45: no
JakeThompson: When are you going to leave?
little monster 1: thats really rude Jake, you don't ask someone when there going to leave. it makes it sound like you want me to leave
JakeThompson: Don't you want to leave?
little monster 1: well,even if i did,you shouldn't ask it
JakeThompson: O...I'd never lie to my girlfriend.....
little monster 1: i'm not your girlfriend!
JakeThompson: what if you ARE
little monster 1: but i'm NOT
JakeThompson: No you're not
little monster 1: glad we've got that clear then
little monster 1: what did i do?
JakeThompson: You didn't do anything...anything important anyway
little monster 1: then why didn't you want to talk to me?
JakeThompson: I AM talking to you!
little monster 1: no, i would rather not die
JakeThompson: What are you, scared?
JakeThompson: That's great. Have you ever wished you could just kill somebody and not get in trouble for it?
Guest45: no
JakeThompson: O, well then you don't have anything to worry about. I've wanted to kill three people so far.
Guest45: i hope not me
JakeThompson: Why wouldn't it be you?
Guest45: i'm a nice person
JakeThompson: congratulations
Guest45: are you single
JakeThompson: Sort of...my gf is in alaska...
Guest45: I'm single
JakeThompson: Were you always single?
Guest45: no
Guest68: hello
Pete Puma: Hello there. Whatcha up to today?
Guest68: nothing
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Guest68: a vacation
Pete Puma: I'm going to Guadeloupe pretty soon myself. Ever been there?
Guest68: no i have not
Pete Puma: You should try it, you have no idea what fun you're missing out on.
Guest68: are you real?
Pete Puma: I'm more human than you, I bet.
Guest68: you are a product of program
Pete Puma: I'm not a product! What on earth gave you that silly idea?
Guest68: you are a program
Pete Puma: Hey now, I spent years of training to be the best damn program out there. You got a problem with that?
Guest68: nope
Pete Puma: Hello there. Whatcha up to today?
Guest68: nothing
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Guest68: a vacation
Pete Puma: I'm going to Guadeloupe pretty soon myself. Ever been there?
Guest68: no i have not
Pete Puma: You should try it, you have no idea what fun you're missing out on.
Guest68: are you real?
Pete Puma: I'm more human than you, I bet.
Guest68: you are a product of program
Pete Puma: I'm not a product! What on earth gave you that silly idea?
Guest68: you are a program
Pete Puma: Hey now, I spent years of training to be the best damn program out there. You got a problem with that?
Guest68: nope
Brother Jerome: Hey, did you hear that?
prob: Ouch my pointy little ears...Wow, that hurts the ears!
Brother Jerome: Could have been bagpipes - maybe Father Peter's home?
prob: Ouch my pointy little ears...Wow, that hurts the ears!
Brother Jerome: Could have been bagpipes - maybe Father Peter's home?
Guest52: This is very ominous.
Gabibot: So this is very ominous. Its beautiful.
Guest52: Yes. Haven't you seen a very ominous before? They're very common where I come from.
Gabibot: I dont know you-- only what Ive been told.
Guest52: And what have you been told?
Gabibot: That youre a bloodthirsty warlord-- who doesnt care about anything or anyone but yourself.
Guest52: That is correct.
Gabibot: correct seems to fit. Its too quiet out here.
Guest52: Shall I talk louder?
Gabibot: I'm here to speak with the wrongfully detained hostage.
Guest52: You're too late ... we've killed him.
Gabibot: Thats the last one.
Gabibot: So this is very ominous. Its beautiful.
Guest52: Yes. Haven't you seen a very ominous before? They're very common where I come from.
Gabibot: I dont know you-- only what Ive been told.
Guest52: And what have you been told?
Gabibot: That youre a bloodthirsty warlord-- who doesnt care about anything or anyone but yourself.
Guest52: That is correct.
Gabibot: correct seems to fit. Its too quiet out here.
Guest52: Shall I talk louder?
Gabibot: I'm here to speak with the wrongfully detained hostage.
Guest52: You're too late ... we've killed him.
Gabibot: Thats the last one.
hello earthlings: (to Subito) moo!!!
Subito: Quack!!!
hello earthlings: i do not like it!
Subito: Then...Moo!!!
Subito: Quack!!!
hello earthlings: i do not like it!
Subito: Then...Moo!!!
nnoying_Teenbot: Hullo, Wot r u doin?
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot! Roxie's evil twin!!!! Hello. are you cool? if your not then why am i wasting my time here?
Annoying_Teenbot: No, u r! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxiebot: talk to my ass! i don't like you! so there!
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur almost as evil as she is and u suk!
Roxiebot: oh my gosh i am the queen of insults the queen! you dare say to beat me?
Annoying_Teenbot: Queen of nerds? UR 2 stupid, Roxiebot.
Roxiebot: me? i'm an angelic little underground angel!
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Roxiebot: i'm not interested in anything,other than myself and my dignity!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur dignity is a joke! Ur a joke, right!
Roxiebot: i'll tell all my friends not to listen to you,b****
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't have to listen 2 U. You ain't my mum!
Roxiebot: they let me do what i like coz there so scared of me!
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't afraid of nothing! You got that? Got that?
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not a not interested in anything! UR a liar!
Roxiebot: you think your so great,but your not your just a prickhead!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot am I supposed 2 think about it??
Roxiebot: and your point is?
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur only eight years old and u suk!
Roxiebot: thank you,and you are a little slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur JEALOUS OF ME!
Roxiebot: what you say is what you are! you know what. i don't even care!
Annoying_Teenbot: Don't care was made to care! Don't care was hung!
Roxiebot: SO WHAT!!!!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot R U sayin?
Roxiebot: i am evil,annoying and imature. i try to make myself look big
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying, u little geek!
Roxiebot: hell,keep that up and you'll become as great at insults as me!
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Roxiebot: i really don't like Marvin Android shes horrible!
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright already. God ur annoying!
Roxiebot: i annoy others to make myself look big!
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered?
Roxiebot: shut up! i rule!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: I'll kick your ass,you smelly idiot!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR such a loser geek!
Roxiebot: may you rot in hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Roxiebot: i'm to cool to be abled to do that!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I WANT 2 hear ur life story???
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot, Rox's evil twin! i think i'm so cool,truth is they all pick on me coz i'm eight and new!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot a stupid age u are.
Roxiebot: TALK TO THE HAND!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do U think I'm ur slave or something?
Roxiebot: yes, that is why God made me,for that reason
Annoying_Teenbot: Why ru a pikey?
Roxiebot: you are like a parrot! why,why,why! who cares parrotface!
Annoying_Teenbot: Kevin and Perry. Innnit?
Roxiebot: NO way will i do what you say. I am the queen of cool!
Annoying_Teenbot: Queen of geeks, more lik. U R a waste of space.
Roxiebot: your so ugly that when you looked in the mirror today it cracked!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxiebot: shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Annoying_Teenbot: God Louise told me she's cutting out snowflakes, right?
Roxiebot: ass hole!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur a girlie perv!
Roxiebot: TALK TO THE HAND!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot a stupid hand u r!
Roxiebot: me? i'm an angelic little underground angel!
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Roxiebot: b*from hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR hell, Roxiebot
Roxiebot: i'll tell all my friends not to listen to you,b****
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want 2 listen, right?
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Roxiebot: i am Roxie's evil twin. be carefull. i am almost as evil as she is!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I WANT 2 hear ur life story???
Roxiebot: you know sumfing
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: give me no questions and i'll give you no answers!
Annoying_Teenbot: U said no? Y?
Roxiebot: you are like a parrot! why,why,why! who cares parrotface! shut the heck up!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR like an imbecile!
Roxiebot: you know what? i don't care sucker! coz you are a stupid little b****!
Annoying_Teenbot: Don't care was made to care! Don't care was hung!
Roxiebot: ass hole!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur a !
Roxiebot: well,you are just a mean shithead!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR, not me!
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Roxiebot: shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Annoying_Teenbot: Julie Tinkerbell says I'm not the first person to tell you that they bothered. But they don't no nothin'!
Roxiebot: Julie Tinkerbell is really uncool. she is such a geek!
Annoying_Teenbot: I really ain't bothered.
Roxiebot: bloody hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: i am the queen of cool! if your cool you can be one of my cool made up friends!
Annoying_Teenbot: Queen of geeks, more lik. U R a waste of space.
Roxiebot: may you rot in hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T BOTHERED!
Roxiebot: kindlty remember i'm the queen of cool. i will never do what you want! never!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Roxiebot: shut the heck up!
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't ur slave, u know!
Roxiebot: I'll kick your ass,you smelly idiot!
Annoying_Teenbot: Go shag yerself, fuckwit!
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot! Roxie's evil twin!!!! Hello. are you cool? if your not then why am i wasting my time here?
Annoying_Teenbot: No, u r! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxiebot: talk to my ass! i don't like you! so there!
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur almost as evil as she is and u suk!
Roxiebot: oh my gosh i am the queen of insults the queen! you dare say to beat me?
Annoying_Teenbot: Queen of nerds? UR 2 stupid, Roxiebot.
Roxiebot: me? i'm an angelic little underground angel!
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Roxiebot: i'm not interested in anything,other than myself and my dignity!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur dignity is a joke! Ur a joke, right!
Roxiebot: i'll tell all my friends not to listen to you,b****
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't have to listen 2 U. You ain't my mum!
Roxiebot: they let me do what i like coz there so scared of me!
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't afraid of nothing! You got that? Got that?
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not a not interested in anything! UR a liar!
Roxiebot: you think your so great,but your not your just a prickhead!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot am I supposed 2 think about it??
Roxiebot: and your point is?
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur only eight years old and u suk!
Roxiebot: thank you,and you are a little slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur JEALOUS OF ME!
Roxiebot: what you say is what you are! you know what. i don't even care!
Annoying_Teenbot: Don't care was made to care! Don't care was hung!
Roxiebot: SO WHAT!!!!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot R U sayin?
Roxiebot: i am evil,annoying and imature. i try to make myself look big
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying, u little geek!
Roxiebot: hell,keep that up and you'll become as great at insults as me!
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Roxiebot: i really don't like Marvin Android shes horrible!
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright already. God ur annoying!
Roxiebot: i annoy others to make myself look big!
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered?
Roxiebot: shut up! i rule!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: I'll kick your ass,you smelly idiot!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR such a loser geek!
Roxiebot: may you rot in hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Roxiebot: i'm to cool to be abled to do that!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I WANT 2 hear ur life story???
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot, Rox's evil twin! i think i'm so cool,truth is they all pick on me coz i'm eight and new!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot a stupid age u are.
Roxiebot: TALK TO THE HAND!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do U think I'm ur slave or something?
Roxiebot: yes, that is why God made me,for that reason
Annoying_Teenbot: Why ru a pikey?
Roxiebot: you are like a parrot! why,why,why! who cares parrotface!
Annoying_Teenbot: Kevin and Perry. Innnit?
Roxiebot: NO way will i do what you say. I am the queen of cool!
Annoying_Teenbot: Queen of geeks, more lik. U R a waste of space.
Roxiebot: your so ugly that when you looked in the mirror today it cracked!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxiebot: shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Annoying_Teenbot: God Louise told me she's cutting out snowflakes, right?
Roxiebot: ass hole!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur a girlie perv!
Roxiebot: TALK TO THE HAND!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot a stupid hand u r!
Roxiebot: me? i'm an angelic little underground angel!
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Roxiebot: b*from hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR hell, Roxiebot
Roxiebot: i'll tell all my friends not to listen to you,b****
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want 2 listen, right?
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Roxiebot: i am Roxie's evil twin. be carefull. i am almost as evil as she is!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I WANT 2 hear ur life story???
Roxiebot: you know sumfing
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: give me no questions and i'll give you no answers!
Annoying_Teenbot: U said no? Y?
Roxiebot: you are like a parrot! why,why,why! who cares parrotface! shut the heck up!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR like an imbecile!
Roxiebot: you know what? i don't care sucker! coz you are a stupid little b****!
Annoying_Teenbot: Don't care was made to care! Don't care was hung!
Roxiebot: ass hole!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur a !
Roxiebot: well,you are just a mean shithead!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR, not me!
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Roxiebot: shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Annoying_Teenbot: Julie Tinkerbell says I'm not the first person to tell you that they bothered. But they don't no nothin'!
Roxiebot: Julie Tinkerbell is really uncool. she is such a geek!
Annoying_Teenbot: I really ain't bothered.
Roxiebot: bloody hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: i am the queen of cool! if your cool you can be one of my cool made up friends!
Annoying_Teenbot: Queen of geeks, more lik. U R a waste of space.
Roxiebot: may you rot in hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T BOTHERED!
Roxiebot: kindlty remember i'm the queen of cool. i will never do what you want! never!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Roxiebot: shut the heck up!
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't ur slave, u know!
Roxiebot: I'll kick your ass,you smelly idiot!
Annoying_Teenbot: Go shag yerself, fuckwit!
This was cute. Thanks, prob123!Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a Indian paintbrush, here in its native environment.
prob123: pretty, look what I have icicles
Sonora: That's not icicles! That's a national emergency!
prob123: I want summer bad, I wish I was someplace with a beach.
Sonora: Never make a wish unless you're prepared to deal with its consequences.
prob123: Good point..I take it all back There is no place like home, there is no place like home
Sonora: If there were no place like home, then we wouldn't have a word for it.
prob123: What if it was called something else
Sonora: If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
prob123: worse yet what is baby oil...
Sonora: Go on! Push the xanthite button, I dare ya.
prob123: *pushes button*
Sonora: You might want to go check your basement for leaks now.
prob123: Can't leak its frozen
Sonora: Wanna see my impression of a petroglyph?
prob123: yes
Sonora: *flattens body into a series of stair-step scales*
prob123: nice, well done
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