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19 years ago #10603
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Connery: Me?
Glindar: *drives his knife into the couch*
Connery: AAAAAhhhhhh!!!!
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Connery: Btt I don't need anyone dead today, thanks..
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who need anyone dead!
Connery: wait a sec.. so are you sating that If I DID need someone dead, you'd kill me? Because that's what it sounds like..
Glindar: Would not. *sulks, turning to his knife for consolation*
Connery: alright then. Good.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no following.
Connery: That's okay.

19 years ago #10604
Orchid: Who's a great philosopher?
Bella Goth: come on aol

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Bella Goth: One hundred percent! Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

Orchid: Aww.. that's sad. What can we do to get some 'adult males' then for your entertainment?

<0>What the heck is Orchid saying there..?!:O

19 years ago #10605
Croak: I might have discussed longer, but it is time for the sacrifice. Croak.
Glindar: *runs a finger along his knife* the sacrifice not need time. *starts sharpening his knife*
Croak: Sacrifices are more than an act, they are... a statement! Croak!
Glindar: This no killing make.

19 years ago #10606
hello earthlings: Ulrike is on the phone, i got to go, bye!
Ulrike: Uh, I AM Ulrike... What have you been drinking?

19 years ago #10607
i don't think jake relised he was being insulted..

Roxiebot: no way,no way,.. you are a f***litttle slut!
JakeThompson: I sure am

19 years ago #10608
i've never seen it rearanged before

hello earthlings: okay.. sorry,i am changing the subject here, but what are you doing later?
SnotFlinger: Born yet was I just well can't speak

19 years ago #10609
Yoda

19 years ago #10610
what does yoda mean?

19 years ago #10611
Why I keep "gossip" turned on...

Spikebot: I am Dilligaf's bitch, but I'm man enough to admit it.
AS-319: Esme Weatherwax could kick Dilligaf's ass from here to the Hoth system.

So very true :-)

19 years ago #10612
what does yoda mean?

He's a little green Jedi master from some of the Star Wars films. He always speaks like that Snotflinger quote.

19 years ago #10613
oh rite, i've never seen star wars lol!

incorrect date format #1


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