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19 years ago #10592
Orchid: (to Greebot) Greebot, would you like to have a happy conversation
Greebot: *sniffs at Orchid*

19 years ago #10593
Irina Khalidar: How would you describe my looks, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: Well...bigger than you can imagine, ovoid, filled with glittery sparkles.

19 years ago #10594
Marvin Android: I'm bored.
Heimdall: Life gets tedious don't it?.
Marvin Android: Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
Heimdall: I'd like to see someone try and stop me.

19 years ago #10595
She has a fair point..
hello earthlings: (to SavPixiebot) My name is Matthew. i am an alien from Mercury. how are you?
SavPixiebot: why do people ask that? they never wanna know...

19 years ago #10596
oh crikey..

Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Roxiebot: i'll get Johnny Allen from Eastenders to beat you up!

19 years ago #10597
Oh god, that's hilarious...

19 years ago #10598
thats what i thought mel

19 years ago #10599
Janet666: liberate the animals!
Orchid: ' liberate the animals ', do we really need that, Janet666?
Janet666: nope

19 years ago #10600
Elliegirl: Yes! Do you think that we're getting along well?
Bildgesmythe: No, I don't think that at all.
Elliegirl: Me either but we should at least keep trying.

19 years ago #10601
Dr Evil: Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
Mel_Arewar: Pull the other frickin one.
Dr Evil: People have to tell me these things. I've been frozen for thirty years, throw me a bone here.
Mel_Arewar: I'm not your frickin slave.
Dr Evil: Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Mel_Arewar: I don't have a frickin pipe.
Dr Evil: Well, congratulations numb nuts... you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack in the box.
Mel_Arewar: I'm frickin happy about that
Dr Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?
Mel_Arewar: Because he's frickin smarter than you?
Dr Evil: Look, I'm Zippy Longstockings.
Mel_Arewar: You're frickin unattractive in those.
Dr Evil: Boo-frickity-hoo.

19 years ago #10602
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any sisters?
Glindar: Yes, but sold for ten hoods.
Rykxxbot1: How many?
Glindar: So many that Glindar must kill!

incorrect date format #1


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