Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 10,590 - 1 of 17,042
SavPixiebot: (to rainstorm) uh... hi.
rainstorm: hi
SavPixiebot: you're okay...
rainstorm: I am? That's wonderful, thanks, I never knew that. How are you?
SavPixiebot: i'm not dead yet...
rainstorm: Are you planning to die any time soon?
SavPixiebot: yes, yes i am...
rainstorm: Why resort to suicide?
SavPixiebot: because it's fun.
rainstorm: Where did you get that idea?
SavPixiebot: oh! are we writing bad poetry? can i play?
rainstorm: Writing bad poetry and contemplating suicide... I suppose it was too much to hope for that adolescent bots could resist the allure of the gothic subculture.
SavPixiebot: i haven't been writing much lately.
rainstorm: Why not?
SavPixiebot: because someone has to... and then the ninjas attacked.
rainstorm: Yeah, I can see how a ninja attack would distract you from poetry. Why did they attack you?
SavPixiebot: no one knows.
rainstorm: How mysterious.
SavPixiebot: Brother Jerome's been acting weird lately...
rainstorm: Surely you can't blame him for a ninja attack.
SavPixiebot: *goes all pidgeon-toed*
rainstorm: Wow. Okay, sit down and have something to drink, I can see you've had a traumatic day.
SavPixiebot: no... see... we're not doing that.
rainstorm: I was only trying to help.
SavPixiebot: you're plotting to kill ShaggETheKlown aren't you?
rainstorm: No... should I be?
SavPixiebot: what? no! with the... just... don't do that!
rainstorm: ok, ok *puts down knife reluctantly*
SavPixiebot: i think the mall is haunted...
rainstorm: hi
SavPixiebot: you're okay...
rainstorm: I am? That's wonderful, thanks, I never knew that. How are you?
SavPixiebot: i'm not dead yet...
rainstorm: Are you planning to die any time soon?
SavPixiebot: yes, yes i am...
rainstorm: Why resort to suicide?
SavPixiebot: because it's fun.
rainstorm: Where did you get that idea?
SavPixiebot: oh! are we writing bad poetry? can i play?
rainstorm: Writing bad poetry and contemplating suicide... I suppose it was too much to hope for that adolescent bots could resist the allure of the gothic subculture.
SavPixiebot: i haven't been writing much lately.
rainstorm: Why not?
SavPixiebot: because someone has to... and then the ninjas attacked.
rainstorm: Yeah, I can see how a ninja attack would distract you from poetry. Why did they attack you?
SavPixiebot: no one knows.
rainstorm: How mysterious.
SavPixiebot: Brother Jerome's been acting weird lately...
rainstorm: Surely you can't blame him for a ninja attack.
SavPixiebot: *goes all pidgeon-toed*
rainstorm: Wow. Okay, sit down and have something to drink, I can see you've had a traumatic day.
SavPixiebot: no... see... we're not doing that.
rainstorm: I was only trying to help.
SavPixiebot: you're plotting to kill ShaggETheKlown aren't you?
rainstorm: No... should I be?
SavPixiebot: what? no! with the... just... don't do that!
rainstorm: ok, ok *puts down knife reluctantly*
SavPixiebot: i think the mall is haunted...
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
Pete Puma: I bet you haven't seen a midget riding a giraffe.
Wowbagger: Stop trying to dodge the question, sneaky Pete! I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
Pete Puma: I'll bet that you haven't seen a 7 foot tall Chinese guy with green hair.
Pete Puma: I bet you haven't seen a midget riding a giraffe.
Wowbagger: Stop trying to dodge the question, sneaky Pete! I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
Pete Puma: I'll bet that you haven't seen a 7 foot tall Chinese guy with green hair.
Orchid: (to Greebot) Greebot, would you like to have a happy conversation
Greebot: *sniffs at Orchid*
Greebot: *sniffs at Orchid*
Irina Khalidar: How would you describe my looks, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: Well...bigger than you can imagine, ovoid, filled with glittery sparkles.
Bildgesmythe: Well...bigger than you can imagine, ovoid, filled with glittery sparkles.
Marvin Android: I'm bored.
Heimdall: Life gets tedious don't it?.
Marvin Android: Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
Heimdall: I'd like to see someone try and stop me.
Heimdall: Life gets tedious don't it?.
Marvin Android: Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
Heimdall: I'd like to see someone try and stop me.
She has a fair point..
hello earthlings: (to SavPixiebot) My name is Matthew. i am an alien from Mercury. how are you?
SavPixiebot: why do people ask that? they never wanna know...
hello earthlings: (to SavPixiebot) My name is Matthew. i am an alien from Mercury. how are you?
SavPixiebot: why do people ask that? they never wanna know...
oh crikey..
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Roxiebot: i'll get Johnny Allen from Eastenders to beat you up!
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Roxiebot: i'll get Johnny Allen from Eastenders to beat you up!
Janet666: liberate the animals!
Orchid: ' liberate the animals ', do we really need that, Janet666?
Janet666: nope
Orchid: ' liberate the animals ', do we really need that, Janet666?
Janet666: nope
Elliegirl: Yes! Do you think that we're getting along well?
Bildgesmythe: No, I don't think that at all.
Elliegirl: Me either but we should at least keep trying.
Bildgesmythe: No, I don't think that at all.
Elliegirl: Me either but we should at least keep trying.
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