Great Quotes

Glindar: Aye. Glindar kill!
Anji: Too much killing isn't good.
Glindar: No. Need more much.
Anji: I need a stable job
Glindar: No need! Kill a stable job!
Anji: I loved my job
Glindar: No work! Not for you!

*afraid of a dead crab*

Anji: Yes, mothers, new improved Whizzo Butter, containing 10% more less, is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Anji: The answer is 16.
Glindar: Why for answer 16?
Anji: I don't know the answer.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know the answer! Glindar kill.
Anji: Who indeed?
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
Anji: Who are you?
Glindar: I Glindar. You crab-lover. This no killing make.

Heh. No love for George Lucas here...

Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Croac: I've seen pyramids, Star Wars, hungry lions and Incas, but I never see good movies.
Pete Puma: Star Wars has always been overrated in my mind. I prefer Spaceballs.

Who are these ppl?

Fränk: Ur creator wuz dum and had no imagination.
johanna: I think that you're perhaps very kind sometimes. Just now you said something very kind. I shall remember that and think about it.
Fränk: Ok then. Yeah. thanks
johanna: Yes.
Fränk: Wut a bunch ov retards
johanna: I think you may be exaggerating for effect, Fränk.

johanna: Are you feeling right in the head today?
Fränk: no idk wutever
johanna: How would you feel if someone called you compos mentis?
Fränk: Fuk you, stop talkin to me
johanna: Sorry to interrupt, but really, you're only worrying me with all this waving your arms about and standing on tiptoe.
Fränk: Wtf...ok?

btw, I wonder why in the dialogue above "Ur creator wuz dum and had no imagination." was classified as a compliment!

Wisdom instead of wuz dum?

very insightful. thanks revscrj. next time i'll think about it before asking someone else for help!

madeline: and then the prince fell in love with snow white. but she was dead. i don't get that. wasn't she all... rotten and stuff?
Orchid: Who's dead?
madeline: my friend!
Orchid: Are you serious?

Haha...

DubyaBot: Hi, Westerlin Man! I'm glad to see you here on the Forge today.
Westerlin Man: Hey, you think the Cubbies can go all the way next season?
DubyaBot: Never! That would be a disaster for the people of this national country.
Westerlin Man: Yeah, that's a pretty common response. I, however, am holding out hope.

Aischa: Do you have a spaceship? I need a lift to Barnard's Star.
dallymo: Sorry, I don't. I've got a car, but I don't think it will get us all that way.
Aischa: Why not?
dallymo: It's got a pretty small gas tank.
Aischa: Is it really? What especially makes it so?
dallymo: Its size, mostly.

lol!

Liath: Yes, dedicate your next novel to me! Do it! *her smile is radiant and electric*
Prodilia: I don´t think that her smile is radiant.

Talking to herself?