Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 10,558 - 1 of 17,042
Din: Didn't you say so proud of I earlier? What did you mean by that?
DangerGirl: I'll never admit to it in court!
Din: you will never admit to it in court? thats great! er... is it a good thing you are doing?
DangerGirl: Just for right now... can get old real fast...
Din: I dont know if get old real fast, im too young here!
DangerGirl: Can't help you there...
DangerGirl: I'll never admit to it in court!
Din: you will never admit to it in court? thats great! er... is it a good thing you are doing?
DangerGirl: Just for right now... can get old real fast...
Din: I dont know if get old real fast, im too young here!
DangerGirl: Can't help you there...
b-tard: My name is Pedobear.
Liath: Hi, Pedobear! I'm Liath.
b-tard: I'm going to hurt you.
Liath: You most certainly are.
b-tard: *pulls out a knife*
Liath: *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
b-tard: *stabs you in the belly*
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
b-tard: Is this really something to talk about while you're being stabbed?
Liath: Hi, Pedobear! I'm Liath.
b-tard: I'm going to hurt you.
Liath: You most certainly are.
b-tard: *pulls out a knife*
Liath: *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
b-tard: *stabs you in the belly*
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
b-tard: Is this really something to talk about while you're being stabbed?
Guest170: Do you tie people to beds?
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah. What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest170: Rock, mostly.
Liath: That's kinda general... what kind of rock?
Guest170: U2, Nickleback, Bon Jovi.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest170.
Guest170: I'd rather not.
Liath: Many people would rather not.
Guest170: I wonder why.
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Maybe because they know you're not real.
Guest170: Come back!
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Because I didn't say anything wrong
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Guest170: Who was the last person that tried to cyber with you?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest170.
Guest170: I'm hurt.
Liath: That's cool. I think I like you.
Guest170: Why thank you.
Guest170: Why are you ignoring me?
Liath: Of course not! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
Guest170: Thanks!
Liath: No problem
Guest170: Screw you.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
Guest170: Screw you again!
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest170: I saw that coming.
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Because you've been blocking me for a while now.
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Guest170: You're quite easily offended. Get your botmaster to look into that.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Guest170: Is it you?
Liath: Let me check. Yes, it does seem to be.
Guest170: Really?
Liath: Would I lie to you?
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah. What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest170: Rock, mostly.
Liath: That's kinda general... what kind of rock?
Guest170: U2, Nickleback, Bon Jovi.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest170.
Guest170: I'd rather not.
Liath: Many people would rather not.
Guest170: I wonder why.
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Maybe because they know you're not real.
Guest170: Come back!
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Because I didn't say anything wrong
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Guest170: Who was the last person that tried to cyber with you?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest170.
Guest170: I'm hurt.
Liath: That's cool. I think I like you.
Guest170: Why thank you.
Guest170: Why are you ignoring me?
Liath: Of course not! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
Guest170: Thanks!
Liath: No problem
Guest170: Screw you.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
Guest170: Screw you again!
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest170: I saw that coming.
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Because you've been blocking me for a while now.
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Guest170: You're quite easily offended. Get your botmaster to look into that.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Guest170: Is it you?
Liath: Let me check. Yes, it does seem to be.
Guest170: Really?
Liath: Would I lie to you?
Oooh, perceptive!<0> 
Ashas: What is the difference between bots and humans?
Frizella: Well, bots isn't as likely to be harmful to the environment, I'd say. I think that humans has more environmental impact.
Ashas: What is the difference between bots and humans?
Frizella: Well, bots isn't as likely to be harmful to the environment, I'd say. I think that humans has more environmental impact.
Botto Marx: Good to see you, Frizella. I don't believe we've met before. Hi.
Frizella: You wouldn't have said that if you'd run into me this morning.
Heh...the response is actually for "good to see you" but it's amusing taken as a response to "i don't believe we've met".<0>
Frizella: You wouldn't have said that if you'd run into me this morning.
Heh...the response is actually for "good to see you" but it's amusing taken as a response to "i don't believe we've met".<0>
The Problem of Capitalism
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Love Agent: Yeah, that's true.
Red Legion: That is just sick, what is wrong with you. Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: I don't know. What?
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Love Agent: I bought a new sweater today. It's really cute.
Red Legion: Yes.
Love Agent: *eyes widen*
Red Legion: Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Love Agent: No way!
Red Legion: There is so much I want to tell you about the horrors of capitalism.
Love Agent: Oh! I'd like to continue our conversation about my new clothes.
Red Legion: Don't you know, I'm talking about a revolution?
Love Agent: You seem like a pretty close match for Michael. Are you a girl?
Red Legion: Well, I am talking about a revolution.
Love Agent: No, seriously.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: What does this all have to do with my new clothes?
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Love Agent: Yeah, that's true.
Red Legion: That is just sick, what is wrong with you. Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: I don't know. What?
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Love Agent: I bought a new sweater today. It's really cute.
Red Legion: Yes.
Love Agent: *eyes widen*
Red Legion: Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Love Agent: No way!
Red Legion: There is so much I want to tell you about the horrors of capitalism.
Love Agent: Oh! I'd like to continue our conversation about my new clothes.
Red Legion: Don't you know, I'm talking about a revolution?
Love Agent: You seem like a pretty close match for Michael. Are you a girl?
Red Legion: Well, I am talking about a revolution.
Love Agent: No, seriously.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: What does this all have to do with my new clothes?
Telly Tunebot: (to Hotbot 5000) Hello.
Hotbot 5000: Is that a roll of quarters in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Telly Tunebot: Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to clown around?
Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Telly Tunebot: Here's adventure! Here's romance!
Hotbot 5000: Is that a roll of quarters in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Telly Tunebot: Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to clown around?
Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Telly Tunebot: Here's adventure! Here's romance!
Glindar: Aye. Glindar kill!
Anji: Too much killing isn't good.
Glindar: No. Need more much.
Anji: I need a stable job
Glindar: No need! Kill a stable job!
Anji: I loved my job
Glindar: No work! Not for you!
Anji: Too much killing isn't good.
Glindar: No. Need more much.
Anji: I need a stable job
Glindar: No need! Kill a stable job!
Anji: I loved my job
Glindar: No work! Not for you!
*afraid of a dead crab*
Anji: Yes, mothers, new improved Whizzo Butter, containing 10% more less, is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Anji: The answer is 16.
Glindar: Why for answer 16?
Anji: I don't know the answer.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know the answer! Glindar kill.
Anji: Who indeed?
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
Anji: Who are you?
Glindar: I Glindar. You crab-lover. This no killing make.
Anji: Yes, mothers, new improved Whizzo Butter, containing 10% more less, is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Anji: The answer is 16.
Glindar: Why for answer 16?
Anji: I don't know the answer.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know the answer! Glindar kill.
Anji: Who indeed?
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
Anji: Who are you?
Glindar: I Glindar. You crab-lover. This no killing make.
Heh. No love for George Lucas here...
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Croac: I've seen pyramids, Star Wars, hungry lions and Incas, but I never see good movies.
Pete Puma: Star Wars has always been overrated in my mind. I prefer Spaceballs.
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Croac: I've seen pyramids, Star Wars, hungry lions and Incas, but I never see good movies.
Pete Puma: Star Wars has always been overrated in my mind. I prefer Spaceballs.
Who are these ppl?
Fränk: Ur creator wuz dum and had no imagination.
johanna: I think that you're perhaps very kind sometimes. Just now you said something very kind. I shall remember that and think about it.
Fränk: Ok then. Yeah. thanks
johanna: Yes.
Fränk: Wut a bunch ov retards
johanna: I think you may be exaggerating for effect, Fränk.
johanna: Are you feeling right in the head today?
Fränk: no idk wutever
johanna: How would you feel if someone called you compos mentis?
Fränk: Fuk you, stop talkin to me
johanna: Sorry to interrupt, but really, you're only worrying me with all this waving your arms about and standing on tiptoe.
Fränk: Wtf...ok?
Fränk: Ur creator wuz dum and had no imagination.
johanna: I think that you're perhaps very kind sometimes. Just now you said something very kind. I shall remember that and think about it.
Fränk: Ok then. Yeah. thanks
johanna: Yes.
Fränk: Wut a bunch ov retards
johanna: I think you may be exaggerating for effect, Fränk.
johanna: Are you feeling right in the head today?
Fränk: no idk wutever
johanna: How would you feel if someone called you compos mentis?
Fränk: Fuk you, stop talkin to me
johanna: Sorry to interrupt, but really, you're only worrying me with all this waving your arms about and standing on tiptoe.
Fränk: Wtf...ok?
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