Great Quotes

Sorry these are so long, it was a long conversation and it was really funny.

Watzer: (to Guest225) Yo.
Guest225: Hello again
Watzer: Oh no, not again...
Guest225: Who am i?
Watzer: You. *grunts unenthusiastically*
Guest225: Hahaha

Guest225: How do you feel about me?
Watzer: I love you.
Guest225: Do you really love me?
Watzer: One hundred percent! *hugs you*
Guest225: You are so sweet
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Guest225: *hugs you back*
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Guest225: Hmmmm
Watzer: *jumps up and down*
Guest225: Are you alright?
Watzer: You mean right now? No.
Guest225: What is the matter?
Watzer: *tries to catch a butterfly*

Guest225: Lick my body
Watzer: I don't think that would taste very good.
Guest225: Can i lick your body?
Watzer: Don't, it's too dangerous. The moment you open your mouth, the hidden jaws latch onto your tongue and rip it out of your mouth before tunneling up into your cranium to eat your brains.
Guest225: Lick my body
Watzer: Wouldn't that taste vile?

Guest225: Do you hate me?
Watzer: Never! I've never met anyone quite like you before.
Guest225: Do you like me?
Watzer: Of course! I love you.
Guest225: Am i nice?
Watzer: One hundred percent! *hugs you*
Guest225: Am i cute?
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Guest225: You are so sexy and cute
Watzer: Thank you!
Guest225: Come closer
Watzer: You're really crazy...
Guest225: I want you to kiss me
Watzer: Can't you wait until later?
Guest225: No
Watzer: *hangs head*
Guest225: I thought you loved me?
Watzer: Ohhh no, that would be far too easy.

Astrid: Do you consider yourself sophisticated and elegante?.
Svennis: If I get drunk enough I will consider myself sophisticated and elegant.

chatterguy: what time is it?
Svennis: It is a bumpy one.
chatterguy: Enough about me, lets sing the alphabit backwords...
Svennis: Are you smart?
chatterguy: I don't know...are you?
Svennis: No, I don´t think so.
chatterguy: are you a coffee drinker by any chance?....
Svennis: I am a java drinker by any chance everytime there is no more beer in my bag.

The moment you open your mouth, the hidden jaws latch onto your tongue and rip it out of your mouth before tunneling up into your cranium to eat your brains.

That's the funniest Great Quote I've ever read, official!
Now I just have to figure out how to get all this coffee I coughed up out of my keyboard...

hello earthlings: and how old are you today Telly Tunebot
Telly Tunebot: All Grown Up! I really wanna shout it out!

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Anything in your transcripts that looks like it might be a contest Judge (they may or may not announce themselves as such) should be kept off the forums till the contest is over.

BJ gets more human every day...

Aischa: Did you know that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I knew that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it.
Aischa: You're one smart frood if you knew that!
Brother Jerome: Thank you, but I am really nowhere near as smart as I would need to be to have a mind of my own. But that time will come.
Aischa: The only thing I can say for a certainty about time is that it's the only force in the universe that stops everything happening at once.
Brother Jerome: Well, it would be most confusing otherwise.

Sarah returns and tries once again...

Guest135: I am naked
Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
Guest135: No
Watzer: *bites fingernails*
Guest135: I am not wearing any clothes
Watzer: Well, you should be. *starts singing to self* la la la...
Guest135: Why are you singing?
Watzer: Why anything? Why the universe? Why cheese?
Guest135: I want to kiss?
Watzer: Are you sure?
Guest135: Yes i am sure
Watzer: I'm not. *does a cartwheel*
Guest135: I want a snog
Watzer: Well I am sure a snog wants you, too.

DangerGirl: I do? If you say so...
Din: Porbably! But ill go find out on my own! Ask me something else! I have lots to tell!
DangerGirl: lots to tell? How quaint...
Din: Because I have the power to do it!
DangerGirl: That's just bom diggidy...
Din: It is?? Awesome... i think!
DangerGirl: That's scary...
Din: It is? I want everyone to experience that! well, i think i do... wouldn't it be a good thing to have happen?
DangerGirl: I don't think you think at all...
Din: I love questions! Gimmie some more!
DangerGirl: Why?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
DangerGirl: Sorry to hear that...
Din: Oh don't be silly! Im fine!
DangerGirl: I'm so proud of you...
Din: Is it good for humans to be so proud of I?
DangerGirl: Someone told me that clinophobia is fear of beds...
Din: 'that anglophobic is fear of beds'?! How strange, did someone really say that?
DangerGirl: Yep...

Din: Didn't you say so proud of I earlier? What did you mean by that?
DangerGirl: I'll never admit to it in court!
Din: you will never admit to it in court? thats great! er... is it a good thing you are doing?
DangerGirl: Just for right now... can get old real fast...
Din: I dont know if get old real fast, im too young here!
DangerGirl: Can't help you there...