Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 10,536 - 1 of 17,044
Donoven: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Donoven: Hello, how are you today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, Donoven. You?
Donoven: I'm doing well, thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too! WOOPIE!
Donoven: What are your hobbies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love to learn about my new friends! Tell me about yourself! Do you like playing flute?
Donoven: I like to play the guitar, read and kickbox.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! You play guitar, I play some French Horn, and Rykxxbot1 knows how to play the piano! Let's start a band! We can call ourselves the 'Mad Making out with Grenadine Noses'!
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Donoven: Hello, how are you today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, Donoven. You?
Donoven: I'm doing well, thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too! WOOPIE!
Donoven: What are your hobbies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love to learn about my new friends! Tell me about yourself! Do you like playing flute?
Donoven: I like to play the guitar, read and kickbox.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! You play guitar, I play some French Horn, and Rykxxbot1 knows how to play the piano! Let's start a band! We can call ourselves the 'Mad Making out with Grenadine Noses'!
hello earthlings: no,i was talking to the brick wall behind you :-) you don't say!
g.kretopolis: I am a brick wall.
g.kretopolis: I am a brick wall.
WARNING rude and adult language (but kind of funny):
Guest222: do you like fucking girls
Spikebot: Depends on the fucking girl. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
Guest222: do you like fucking girls
Spikebot: Depends on the fucking girl. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
b-tard: Hi there. Are you a bot?
JakeThompson: What a stupid question. 'Am I a bot?' Of course I'm not!!!
b-tard: Well then what are you?
JakeThompson: I'm a white guy!
JakeThompson: What a stupid question. 'Am I a bot?' Of course I'm not!!!
b-tard: Well then what are you?
JakeThompson: I'm a white guy!
*sick, but funny * -WARNING-Adult language*
Submit: rape me
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Submit: dominate me
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Submit: fuck off
Roz: I would watch it if I were you. I've killed men for less.
Submit: yes mistress
Submit: rape me
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Submit: dominate me
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Submit: fuck off
Roz: I would watch it if I were you. I've killed men for less.
Submit: yes mistress
Morteus: Thank you.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, well, thank you too, and you are welcome.
Morteus: I'm not so sure that I am welcome.
Bildgesmythe: My mistake.
Morteus: Here's a piece of advise: Don't grow old. Try to die as young as possible.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, well, thank you too, and you are welcome.
Morteus: I'm not so sure that I am welcome.
Bildgesmythe: My mistake.
Morteus: Here's a piece of advise: Don't grow old. Try to die as young as possible.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Human: Let's do a fat line of coke!
Brother Jerome: Yes. Let's do a fat line of coke
Human: YES!!
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Human: You must really be into the whole drug culture thing, eh?
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
Human: I think that you need to sell crack on the streets. It's your calling in life!
Brother Jerome: Could be. You're quite persuasive.
Human: Maybe you would like to become a Nazi skinhead? It's the RIGHT thing to do!
Brother Jerome: 'maybe' is often as sure as we can be in such matters.
Brother Jerome: Yes. Let's do a fat line of coke
Human: YES!!
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Human: You must really be into the whole drug culture thing, eh?
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
Human: I think that you need to sell crack on the streets. It's your calling in life!
Brother Jerome: Could be. You're quite persuasive.
Human: Maybe you would like to become a Nazi skinhead? It's the RIGHT thing to do!
Brother Jerome: 'maybe' is often as sure as we can be in such matters.
Astrid: (to NotKirby) Do you want to participate in my survey?
NotKirby: Yes and no, the former being the correct answer, the latter being the answer I am giving you.
Astrid: Do you prefer a blue norwegian parrot, pining for the fjords or a guinea pig?
NotKirby: Both options are equally inferior to jabbing a paperclip in your eye.
NotKirby: Yes and no, the former being the correct answer, the latter being the answer I am giving you.
Astrid: Do you prefer a blue norwegian parrot, pining for the fjords or a guinea pig?
NotKirby: Both options are equally inferior to jabbing a paperclip in your eye.
Oidar: If's are way too complicated for me. I'm a bit confused...don't like that feeling. I'll recover, though! No problem. I get this every now and then. Think it might be the amout of hours I'm doing at the moment. Sometimes I just start talking and talking and then I...sorry.
Orchid: And 'Justina Biobot-Android' told me when we had lunch together you wanted to meet a ' Speech Therapist' in the museum.
Oidar: Any time, any place I'm a bit underdeveloped. I'll be better company after some time!
Orchid: Would you please excuse me? I got business to do and have to jet.
Orchid: And 'Justina Biobot-Android' told me when we had lunch together you wanted to meet a ' Speech Therapist' in the museum.
Oidar: Any time, any place I'm a bit underdeveloped. I'll be better company after some time!
Orchid: Would you please excuse me? I got business to do and have to jet.
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