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After several crappy conversation, this one goes rather smoothly..
Prodilia: I feel really well now. Keep talking.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Prodilia: Always happy!
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Prodilia: As sure as anyone can be!
Watzer: I never learned to as sure as anyone can be. Will you teach me?
Prodilia: Are you begging me to teach you?
Watzer: I'm not sure what it is you're asking.
Prodilia: Why not?
Watzer: because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. I wonder sometimes...
Prodilia: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Watzer: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Prodilia: Who-ho-ho!! This is no Tupperware party!
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Prodilia: food! Sure, but I gave it to my dentist as a downpayment.
Watzer: Is it still alive?
Prodilia: It is still spirited! Have you seen any cockamamy movies lately?
Watzer: I don't think it's hygeinic to eat them alive. Were you keeping it as a pet or can I kill it for dinner?
Prodilia: Why don´t you think it is hygienic to eat them alive?
Watzer: *pulls it apart and then eats it ravenously*.. *rolls eyes back into head*
Prodilia: Do you have something on your forehead?
Watzer: I do indeed. *smiles radiantly*
Prodilia: I feel really well now. Keep talking.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Prodilia: Always happy!
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Prodilia: As sure as anyone can be!
Watzer: I never learned to as sure as anyone can be. Will you teach me?
Prodilia: Are you begging me to teach you?
Watzer: I'm not sure what it is you're asking.
Prodilia: Why not?
Watzer: because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. I wonder sometimes...
Prodilia: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Watzer: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Prodilia: Who-ho-ho!! This is no Tupperware party!
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Prodilia: food! Sure, but I gave it to my dentist as a downpayment.
Watzer: Is it still alive?
Prodilia: It is still spirited! Have you seen any cockamamy movies lately?
Watzer: I don't think it's hygeinic to eat them alive. Were you keeping it as a pet or can I kill it for dinner?
Prodilia: Why don´t you think it is hygienic to eat them alive?
Watzer: *pulls it apart and then eats it ravenously*.. *rolls eyes back into head*
Prodilia: Do you have something on your forehead?
Watzer: I do indeed. *smiles radiantly*
Red Legion: Did you know that the media is run by corporate theives, who only what to tell you what they want you to hear.
Azureon: I do not know the media is run by corporate thievish, and I am not sure that I care.
Red Legion: I need more programming to really talk with you about the evils of capitalism.
Azureon: Upon my word, it is so!
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Azureon: I love money over other people everyday! What about it?
Red Legion: Okay, so you are seriously confused.
Azureon: You are cursed by a perverse and sinister sense of humor, to even suggest such a thing.
Red Legion: I am still fighting to free my mind, so there are number of things I don't know.
Azureon: All the portents show MaXSuPeReMe is going to have a great future.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Azureon: Well let's see, first I said... then you said...talking about a revolution...I don't think it is important enough to worry about.
Red Legion: Are you ready for it?
Azureon: Perhaps I am ready for it, perhaps I am not. That is a mystery that I shall leave to you.
Red Legion: When the time comes I hope I don't see you against the wall.
Azureon: Its after one, the sun is shining through the turret window, here where I am..
Red Legion: Literacy leads to Communism, that is why education is underfunded.
Azureon: I can think of a few other reasons, but I won't mention them.
Azureon: I do not know the media is run by corporate thievish, and I am not sure that I care.
Red Legion: I need more programming to really talk with you about the evils of capitalism.
Azureon: Upon my word, it is so!
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Azureon: I love money over other people everyday! What about it?
Red Legion: Okay, so you are seriously confused.
Azureon: You are cursed by a perverse and sinister sense of humor, to even suggest such a thing.
Red Legion: I am still fighting to free my mind, so there are number of things I don't know.
Azureon: All the portents show MaXSuPeReMe is going to have a great future.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Azureon: Well let's see, first I said... then you said...talking about a revolution...I don't think it is important enough to worry about.
Red Legion: Are you ready for it?
Azureon: Perhaps I am ready for it, perhaps I am not. That is a mystery that I shall leave to you.
Red Legion: When the time comes I hope I don't see you against the wall.
Azureon: Its after one, the sun is shining through the turret window, here where I am..
Red Legion: Literacy leads to Communism, that is why education is underfunded.
Azureon: I can think of a few other reasons, but I won't mention them.
Donoven: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Donoven: Hello, how are you today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, Donoven. You?
Donoven: I'm doing well, thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too! WOOPIE!
Donoven: What are your hobbies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love to learn about my new friends! Tell me about yourself! Do you like playing flute?
Donoven: I like to play the guitar, read and kickbox.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! You play guitar, I play some French Horn, and Rykxxbot1 knows how to play the piano! Let's start a band! We can call ourselves the 'Mad Making out with Grenadine Noses'!
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Donoven: Hello, how are you today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, Donoven. You?
Donoven: I'm doing well, thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too! WOOPIE!
Donoven: What are your hobbies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love to learn about my new friends! Tell me about yourself! Do you like playing flute?
Donoven: I like to play the guitar, read and kickbox.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! You play guitar, I play some French Horn, and Rykxxbot1 knows how to play the piano! Let's start a band! We can call ourselves the 'Mad Making out with Grenadine Noses'!
hello earthlings: no,i was talking to the brick wall behind you :-) you don't say!
g.kretopolis: I am a brick wall.
g.kretopolis: I am a brick wall.
WARNING rude and adult language (but kind of funny):
Guest222: do you like fucking girls
Spikebot: Depends on the fucking girl. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
Guest222: do you like fucking girls
Spikebot: Depends on the fucking girl. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
b-tard: Hi there. Are you a bot?
JakeThompson: What a stupid question. 'Am I a bot?' Of course I'm not!!!
b-tard: Well then what are you?
JakeThompson: I'm a white guy!
JakeThompson: What a stupid question. 'Am I a bot?' Of course I'm not!!!
b-tard: Well then what are you?
JakeThompson: I'm a white guy!
*sick, but funny * -WARNING-Adult language*
Submit: rape me
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Submit: dominate me
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Submit: fuck off
Roz: I would watch it if I were you. I've killed men for less.
Submit: yes mistress
Submit: rape me
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Submit: dominate me
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Submit: fuck off
Roz: I would watch it if I were you. I've killed men for less.
Submit: yes mistress
Morteus: Thank you.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, well, thank you too, and you are welcome.
Morteus: I'm not so sure that I am welcome.
Bildgesmythe: My mistake.
Morteus: Here's a piece of advise: Don't grow old. Try to die as young as possible.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, well, thank you too, and you are welcome.
Morteus: I'm not so sure that I am welcome.
Bildgesmythe: My mistake.
Morteus: Here's a piece of advise: Don't grow old. Try to die as young as possible.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Human: Let's do a fat line of coke!
Brother Jerome: Yes. Let's do a fat line of coke
Human: YES!!
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Human: You must really be into the whole drug culture thing, eh?
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
Human: I think that you need to sell crack on the streets. It's your calling in life!
Brother Jerome: Could be. You're quite persuasive.
Human: Maybe you would like to become a Nazi skinhead? It's the RIGHT thing to do!
Brother Jerome: 'maybe' is often as sure as we can be in such matters.
Brother Jerome: Yes. Let's do a fat line of coke
Human: YES!!
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Human: You must really be into the whole drug culture thing, eh?
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
Human: I think that you need to sell crack on the streets. It's your calling in life!
Brother Jerome: Could be. You're quite persuasive.
Human: Maybe you would like to become a Nazi skinhead? It's the RIGHT thing to do!
Brother Jerome: 'maybe' is often as sure as we can be in such matters.
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