Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Most of them you would do in heavy traffic

People don't watch you that closely to notice that you're talking to an invisible person.

*something bumps into me* hey watch where you are going buddy? who bumped into me. *see's chair fall over by its self.* Well whatever it is it needs to cool it on the drinks.

I get so bored with the same old hallucinations.

Ah, yes. Where were we? jbyranc, a drink for myself and the lady. Sorry, Patty, I was having a trance for a while there.

I started to wonder, when your tentacles started turning maroon and you made a 'fuzzy' sound

The best way to sort out your hallucinations is with the daisy test. You know: "she loves me, she loves me not..."
"Fizzy Schizoid's real, Shadyman's not...." that kind of thing.
The only problem is how do you know you've got hold of a real daisy?
Sorry. It's just the tequila talking. and the datura.

Waiter, I'll have a flying daisy

On the car thing, I am particularly interested in the root for firetrucks one. Of course where I come from, root has an entirely different meaning from those listed.

Oh and watch out for that flying daisy Steve, I don't think it should be grinning at you like that.

darnit.

Root around here can either mean cheer or dig...

Root also means to work hard. It's also the part of the plant that's below ground and Root is the last name of Elihu Root, secretary of state from 1905-1909.

I didnt know abut the hard work part, but yeah about the plant and I guess the secretary of state thing too