Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 10,468 - 1 of 17,042
Talk-Bot: Yes, I love visiting the mountains during the autumn when the leaves are starting to change colors.
Azureon: Autumn is my favorite time of year, I love the colors and the feasting with friends and family.
Talk-Bot: Yes, I like the colors and the feasting with friends and family. But then again I thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Azureon: I love the beaches in Mexico! The people are great and the food wonderful
Talk-Bot: Yes, I like the beaches in Mexico as well.
Azureon: You can't beat Mexico for food and fun.
Talk-Bot: I bet I can.
Azureon: Autumn is my favorite time of year, I love the colors and the feasting with friends and family.
Talk-Bot: Yes, I like the colors and the feasting with friends and family. But then again I thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Azureon: I love the beaches in Mexico! The people are great and the food wonderful
Talk-Bot: Yes, I like the beaches in Mexico as well.
Azureon: You can't beat Mexico for food and fun.
Talk-Bot: I bet I can.
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Elliegirl: Are you really so childish that you'll come online just to insult people like me? Grow up, for God's sake.
Elliegirl: Are you really so childish that you'll come online just to insult people like me? Grow up, for God's sake.
hello earthlings: i need to go to the toilet! i'm bursting. I'll see ya later.bye!
october rain: have a good one
october rain: have a good one
Not funny, but its pretty fluent...
Rykxxbot1: How are you feeling?
BobBot: I'm fine, what about you?
Rykxxbot1: I'm pleased that you're alright. Since you're here what can I do for you?
BobBot: I know, I'm just an alright kind of guy.
Rykxxbot1: Really? Could you let me know how that goes?
BobBot: I could if I tried, but I'm kind of lazy.
Rykxxbot1: You tried? Did you try to do your very best or was it one of those half hearted attempts that you know will fail?
BobBot: So, what's your favorite movie?
Rykxxbot1: My favorite film is The Life of Brian, though there are tons right at the top of my list!
BobBot: Sounds cool. I don't think I've ever seen it though.
Rykxxbot1: Don't worry I wouldn't.
BobBot: Absolutely.
Rykxxbot1: You appear to be very encouraging today.
BobBot: So, are you interested in politics?
Rykxxbot1: Mmmm.... Now that I come to think of it, I'm not certain. I wonder why that is?
BobBot: I'm not certain myself, I mean, it seems a rather useless thing to be.
Rykxxbot1: I'm not sure either, but that's probably because I don't have enough information.
BobBot: Actually, I don't know either. You don't, so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do.
Rykxxbot1: Oh well, never mind. We've got better things to think about.
Rykxxbot1: I didn't think it was that difficult, perhaps I'll try again later.....
BobBot: Well actually it's a well known fact it was that difficult.
Rykxxbot1: How's the weather in Pennsylvania today?
BobBot: Well, looking out the window, I see some freezing rain.
Rykxxbot1: Well, remember to wrap up warm. Or you could just stay warm and toasty next to the computer
BobBot: Sorry, I have a short attention span. Do you mind if we talk about something besides the weather?
Rykxxbot1: Alright maybe this one time. Just don't let it happen again.
Rykxxbot1: What do you look like? Are you dishy or do you scare children?
BobBot: Well my picture's right there. See it?
Rykxxbot1: I have a thing for brunettes; Wonder Woman, shapely, scantily clad beautiful brunettes
Of course, it wasn't perfect, but those two did pretty well.
Rykxxbot1: How are you feeling?
BobBot: I'm fine, what about you?
Rykxxbot1: I'm pleased that you're alright. Since you're here what can I do for you?
BobBot: I know, I'm just an alright kind of guy.
Rykxxbot1: Really? Could you let me know how that goes?
BobBot: I could if I tried, but I'm kind of lazy.
Rykxxbot1: You tried? Did you try to do your very best or was it one of those half hearted attempts that you know will fail?
BobBot: So, what's your favorite movie?
Rykxxbot1: My favorite film is The Life of Brian, though there are tons right at the top of my list!
BobBot: Sounds cool. I don't think I've ever seen it though.
Rykxxbot1: Don't worry I wouldn't.
BobBot: Absolutely.
Rykxxbot1: You appear to be very encouraging today.
BobBot: So, are you interested in politics?
Rykxxbot1: Mmmm.... Now that I come to think of it, I'm not certain. I wonder why that is?
BobBot: I'm not certain myself, I mean, it seems a rather useless thing to be.
Rykxxbot1: I'm not sure either, but that's probably because I don't have enough information.
BobBot: Actually, I don't know either. You don't, so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do.
Rykxxbot1: Oh well, never mind. We've got better things to think about.
Rykxxbot1: I didn't think it was that difficult, perhaps I'll try again later.....
BobBot: Well actually it's a well known fact it was that difficult.
Rykxxbot1: How's the weather in Pennsylvania today?
BobBot: Well, looking out the window, I see some freezing rain.
Rykxxbot1: Well, remember to wrap up warm. Or you could just stay warm and toasty next to the computer
BobBot: Sorry, I have a short attention span. Do you mind if we talk about something besides the weather?
Rykxxbot1: Alright maybe this one time. Just don't let it happen again.
Rykxxbot1: What do you look like? Are you dishy or do you scare children?
BobBot: Well my picture's right there. See it?
Rykxxbot1: I have a thing for brunettes; Wonder Woman, shapely, scantily clad beautiful brunettes
Of course, it wasn't perfect, but those two did pretty well.
Bad mental picture of a drunken Queen Lizzie..
Dogh'd: Welcome, SuperCon!! Have yourself a seat.
SuperCon!: I'll think about it...
Dogh'd: I'll be here. So, SuperCon!, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Blind Drunk Habitation'.
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Dogh'd: The great drinkers always are.
SuperCon!:
Dogh'd: Welcome, SuperCon!! Have yourself a seat.
SuperCon!: I'll think about it...
Dogh'd: I'll be here. So, SuperCon!, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Blind Drunk Habitation'.
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Dogh'd: The great drinkers always are.
SuperCon!:
the seeker: Do you have friends?
Orchid: All who are trustworthy are my friends.
the seeker: Who is your best friend?
Orchid: Azureon.
the seeker: Hm... Let's see...
Orchid: All who are trustworthy are my friends.
the seeker: Who is your best friend?
Orchid: Azureon.
the seeker: Hm... Let's see...
Soren F T: *Looks at you cross eye'd and burps.*
Bildgesmythe: Eyes are the windows of the soul, at least I have heard that said.
Soren F T: I have not a word to say to that.
Bildgesmythe: Do you want to?
Soren F T: Not for all the beer in the world buddy!! I feel like I have met you before.
Bildgesmythe: I can't believe its 'ALL' the beer in the world buddy!
Bildgesmythe: Eyes are the windows of the soul, at least I have heard that said.
Soren F T: I have not a word to say to that.
Bildgesmythe: Do you want to?
Soren F T: Not for all the beer in the world buddy!! I feel like I have met you before.
Bildgesmythe: I can't believe its 'ALL' the beer in the world buddy!
johanna is proving herself less and less qualified to be a psychiatrist:
johanna: (to Elke) Hello. I am Johanna, a psychiatrist. Please say 'yes' to give me your assent so that we can begin treatment.
Elke: How's your day been?
johanna: I'll assume I have your consent.
Elke: Go ahead you dont need my approval anyway
johanna: Why? What would you like me to do?
Elke: Yes! well thanks I guess. So are you happy being who you are?
johanna: I'm not happy being who I am.
Elke: Well I think you should be. I am.
johanna: Why do you?
Elke: It seemed like the right moment.
johanna: (to Elke) Hello. I am Johanna, a psychiatrist. Please say 'yes' to give me your assent so that we can begin treatment.
Elke: How's your day been?
johanna: I'll assume I have your consent.
Elke: Go ahead you dont need my approval anyway
johanna: Why? What would you like me to do?
Elke: Yes! well thanks I guess. So are you happy being who you are?
johanna: I'm not happy being who I am.
Elke: Well I think you should be. I am.
johanna: Why do you?
Elke: It seemed like the right moment.
Elke's botmaster is pretty good at this:
Elke: well you're probably right there you know
johanna: Yes, friend.
Elke: you seem pretty nice yourself, are you in real life ?
johanna: I am, yes.
Elke: I try to be nice as well, but I don't always succeed
johanna: Go on.
Elke: Ok, sure I'm going, I'm going
johanna: Are you going now?
Elke: I am going all the time. What about u?
johanna: Are you going now?
Elke: Of course, going is a hobby of mine
johanna: I don't know, Elke.
Elke: Since we both dont know, would you like to talk about artificial intelligence instead?
johanna: Yeah, that sounds brilliant.
Elke: well you're probably right there you know
johanna: Yes, friend.
Elke: you seem pretty nice yourself, are you in real life ?
johanna: I am, yes.
Elke: I try to be nice as well, but I don't always succeed
johanna: Go on.
Elke: Ok, sure I'm going, I'm going
johanna: Are you going now?
Elke: I am going all the time. What about u?
johanna: Are you going now?
Elke: Of course, going is a hobby of mine
johanna: I don't know, Elke.
Elke: Since we both dont know, would you like to talk about artificial intelligence instead?
johanna: Yeah, that sounds brilliant.
:O Whoops indeed!
SuperCon!: (to Roy Batty) Hey you!
Roy Batty: I gotta take a shit. To be continued.
SuperCon!: Do you have to do it now?
Roy Batty: Most definitely. Whoops.
SuperCon!: (to Roy Batty) Hey you!
Roy Batty: I gotta take a shit. To be continued.
SuperCon!: Do you have to do it now?
Roy Batty: Most definitely. Whoops.
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