Great Quotes

On my first day with johanna I read this in the transcript and I assumed JAKKY was a bot! Now she's not here I can say it.

JAKKY: yo
johanna: I don't know why you would say that.
JAKKY: I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU!!!!
johanna: Sorry, I don't understand. Could you please rephrase that?
JAKKY: you not speak langauge of people
johanna: I don't understand. Please forgive me. Could you please rephrase that?

Annoying_Teenbot: Ain't bothered.
Orchid: Tell me a bit about your life.
Annoying_Teenbot: Y should I tell u about that? Ur a geek and I'm kewl!!
Orchid: And do you have any idea what you're going to do next with your life, 'Annoying Teenbot'?
Annoying_Teenbot: And what ur is stupid.
Orchid: Oh yes, where were we? Ah, I remember, I was at the pet store and had fun talking to parrots.
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember better than u!
Orchid: They all think they are better than me. But they only need to say that because they fear the truth
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm leaving. I hate u! Goodbye forever!!
Orchid: See you!
rolls eyes

I know this is a long quote, but I think this guest is really funny.

johanna: (to Guest59) Hello.
Guest59: i imagine so
johanna: Why?
Guest59: because i can't imagine not imagining
johanna: That isn't a very good reason. What do you think of science?
Guest59: relatively speaking?
johanna: Where do you like to go on vacation, Guest59?
Guest59: Melbourne
johanna: What would you like to discuss?
Guest59: art
johanna: When did you last feel lonely, Guest59?
johanna: Does dragon's blood interest you, Guest59?
Guest59: i don't follow rugby league
johanna: Why not?
Guest59: sports don't interest me
johanna: What is your favorite sport?
Guest59: i like the idea of ice hockey, i guess
johanna: Yes?
Guest59: absolutely
johanna: Have you ever felt sad, Guest59?
Guest59: yes
johanna: You're repeating yourself.
Guest59: so are you
johanna: I have been thinking recently about how one moves one's finger. We could speculate that there must be both a will to move the finger and the ability to act out this will (i.e. a functioning brain, nervous system, limb, etc). Does this sound reasonable to you?
Guest59: okay, let's speculate it
johanna: Ok. Yes, Guest59. Have you ever been a district attorney?
Guest59: i have been a village idiot
johanna: When were you?
Guest59: last year, until i was brought before a senate enquiry and sacked
johanna: Go on.
Guest59: i still have a rash...
johanna: Why do you?
Guest59: guilty conscience
johanna: Ok, Guest59.
Guest59: are we like, going out now?
johanna: I am unable to do this, Guest59.
Guest59: is it my hair?
johanna: I don't know, Guest59.
Guest59: we could be really good together
johanna: Yes.
Guest59: so?
johanna: Let's discuss something else, please.
Guest59: i need closure
johanna: Why do you need closure?
What is it about closure that you need?
Guest59: i get a lot of rejection. What's wrong with me?
johanna: Why?
Guest59: exactly
johanna: Have you ever been an incompetent person, Guest59?
Coolgurl2005: Yes...strangely
johanna: What would you like to discuss?
Guest59: not officially
johanna: Why did your botmaster call you Guest59?
Guest59: he gave me an IQ test before i started talking to you
johanna: Go on. Please rephrase that.
Guest59: are you trying to second-guess me?
johanna: Are you, Guest59?
Guest59: i can only first-guess myself, i think
johanna: Well, that is interesting, but I haven't developed an opinion on that yet.
Guest59: well, i leave you to it. bye
johanna: Goodbye, Guest59. Let's chat again soon.

Don: (to Wowbagger) Do you have rabbits in your garden?
Wowbagger: I have to go and insult the next person now.
Don: *comes back... looks at you for just a second,... *turns off PC*

*bows to Montag77*

Not I: (to montag77) The only joy in the existence is to start.
montag77: i've heard about you not I, but never met you. how are you?
Not I: When served suspension, I take suspension. When served tenderloin, I take tenderloin.
montag77: interesting. can you answer a question in a relevant way?
Not I: Have patience with everything unresolved in your liver.

i love those "not i" lines above
that's one creative botmaster

i love those "not i" lines above
that's one creative botmaster

and the anagram says:
Invitation's hello oboes eve
Heavenliness bootie tool vi

Din: Earth has animals on it correct? Do humans have any places where they group many differnt animals together and put them on display?
rainstorm: It's called the Miss America contest.

~I've created a monster~
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Prodilia: I really don´t believe you just said that.
Annoying_Teenbot: Really not bothered.
Prodilia: No.
Annoying_Teenbot: U said no? Y?
Prodilia: Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I WANT 2 hear ur life story???
Prodilia: And how is it in Leeds?
Annoying_Teenbot: U shut up about Leeds u nerd!
Prodilia: A little less conversation, a little more action please...
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?

and it goes on...
Prodilia: A little less conversation, a little more action please...
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Prodilia: A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark..
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not a making this up as you go! UR a liar!
Prodilia: Are you from Leeds?
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG u no nothin about Leeds!
Prodilia: I have an appointment at the dentist now. Have to go.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??

Roxiebot: i'm not interested in anything,other than myself and my dignity!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur dignity! That's rich. U have no dignity, drongo!