Doghead's Cosmic Bar
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Ooh I'm sorry I heard someone read this off...
30 things to do in a car:
* Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
* Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
* At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
* Two words: Chicken suit.
* Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
* Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
* Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
* Stop at the green lights.
* Go at the red ones.
* Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
* Eat food that requires silverware.
* Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
* Sing without having the radio on.
* Honk frequently without motivation.
* Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
* Ask people for Grey Poupon.
* Let pedestrians know who's boss.
* Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
* Restart your car at every stop light.
* Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
* Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
* While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
* Paint your car with occult symbols.
* Keep at least five cats in the car.
* Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
* Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
* Stop and collect roadkill.
* Stop and pray to roadkill.
* Throw Spam.
* Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
30 things to do in a car:
* Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
* Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
* At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
* Two words: Chicken suit.
* Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
* Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
* Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
* Stop at the green lights.
* Go at the red ones.
* Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
* Eat food that requires silverware.
* Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
* Sing without having the radio on.
* Honk frequently without motivation.
* Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
* Ask people for Grey Poupon.
* Let pedestrians know who's boss.
* Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
* Restart your car at every stop light.
* Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
* Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
* While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
* Paint your car with occult symbols.
* Keep at least five cats in the car.
* Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
* Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
* Stop and collect roadkill.
* Stop and pray to roadkill.
* Throw Spam.
* Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
I used to have a list like that in my old crazy IRC bot which I don't tend to log on anymore because no one ever comes to my channel (including me 
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A good amount of those wouldn't be any fun, considering that the other drivers wouldn't be able to see them.
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