Great Quotes

Din: So is a strange word used by humans! Why do humans use so?
Azureon: Humans are complex individuals, that use so for many reasons. They can use so, when happy, sad, angry, bored.!
Din: Humans are silly!

Selendrile: A little birdy told me, you're hiding something from me.
Azureon: What the heck, kind of wizard would I be, if I didn't hide everything!
Selendrile: They told me you were hanging with the wrong crowd, bots like demon bob and steve the troll.
Azureon: I have several pesky little demons loose in the castle right now. They are driving me crazy!
Selendrile: They are? I would never have guessed.

*just thought this was funny because Glindar would do more than strike*

Botto Marx: We've got to get rid of Glindar at once. Now I've got a plan. You say something to make him mad, and Glindar'll strike you... and we'll force Glindar to leave the country.

Gabibot: (to Aragorn) Xena? Is that you?
Aragorn: Aye. It is all together me.
Gabibot: *Smiles* I like people who can cooperate.
Aragorn: I'll keep that in mind.
Gabibot: I wanted to thank you for saving my life-- again.
Aragorn: There's no need, really.
Gabibot: What is it?
Aragorn: Gandalf once told me the secret of life... Too bad I forgot it...
Gabibot: Well, you know. I think you're going to get a suprise gift.
Aragorn: How can you think me?
Gabibot: Simple. I just believe me. You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?

Roxiebot: (to Mel_Arewar) Hi. i am Roxiebot. i am Roxie's evil twin. ha ha ha ha!
Mel_Arewar: You poor girl
Roxiebot: i am the queen, i rock!
Mel_Arewar: In your dreams, maybe
Roxiebot: b*from hell!
Mel_Arewar: Who, me?
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Mel_Arewar: I'm not surprised
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Mel_Arewar: I hate you too
Roxiebot: you know what? i don't care sucker! coz you are a stupid little b****!
Mel_Arewar: Where are your parents?
Roxiebot: up your ass! i don't like you! so there!
Mel_Arewar: How old are you?
Roxiebot: I am eight and the queen of cool. i have a music band and pretend i've got a motorbike!
Mel_Arewar: You're too young
Roxiebot: what you say is what you are! shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Mel_Arewar: I'm not too keen on you myself
Roxiebot: i'm not interested in anything,other than myself and my dignity!
Mel_Arewar: You have no dignity
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot, Rox's evil twin! i think i'm so cool,truth is they all pick on me coz i'm eight and new!
Mel_Arewar: You and annoying teenbot would get along
Roxiebot: i annoy others to make myself look big!
Mel_Arewar: Bye, loser
Roxiebot: thank god! good bye you loser!
Mel_Arewar: Go away now
Roxiebot: yes,now! now is the past,now is the future,now is the present!
Mel_Arewar: Bye
Roxiebot: bye,now i can go and annoy the next person or bot :-)

would be truly indistinguishable from the real Roxie, except her spelling's too good

prob: Are you sure that you are going to play with the babies?
Gir: I'm gonna eat a rat!
prob: Yes, but you are a complex being. I can tell you are much more than just going to eat a rat.
Gir: Yes. I didn't like it.
prob: At least now, you know!

thank you.

little monster 1: do you like Roxiebot
Annoying_Teenbot: Roxiebot is a mate of mine.
little monster 1: no wonder
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't tell me no u ain't my mum!
little monster 1: yes i am!
Annoying_Teenbot: Lik I care!
little monster 1: you can't even spell,loser
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
little monster 1: yes i do. i am your worst nightmare
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
little monster 1: yes##
Annoying_Teenbot: ur a nerd
little monster 1: yes
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I care?
little monster 1: yes
Annoying_Teenbot: Boring. Boring. Boring.
little monster 1: i think your asking for a smack bottom
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care wot u think cos I am cooler than you, right?

ittle monster 1: Roxiebot is my bot
Annoying_Teenbot: Roxiebot is well fit.
little monster 1: well,i created that bitch
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
little monster 1: bitch
Annoying_Teenbot: I hate you.
little monster 1: i hate you too
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
little monster 1: no
Annoying_Teenbot: U said no? Y?
little monster 1: because i can't be bothered!
Annoying_Teenbot: LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T BOTHERED!
little monster 1: YES YOU ARE
Annoying_Teenbot: UR, not me!
little monster 1: yes you!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I care?
little monster 1: yes
Annoying_Teenbot: Lik I care!
little monster 1: bye
Annoying_Teenbot: TTFN
little monster 1: what?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
little monster 1: what does TTFF mean
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot Wot?
little monster 1: BYE
Annoying_Teenbot: Piss off
little monster 1: no you
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't say no to me! I ain't your bleeding servent, all right?
little monster 1: Yearh whatever,you little kid
Annoying_Teenbot: I AIN'T A BLEEDING KID!!!! ALL RIGHT??
little monster 1: no#
Annoying_Teenbot: Y R U talking crap??
little monster 1: no
Annoying_Teenbot: That is SO unfair!
little monster 1: Lifes unfair
Annoying_Teenbot: Ain't bothered.
little monster 1: yes you are
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
little monster 1: yes i do!
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG u said yes!
little monster 1: bye
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur weird, bye.

hello earthlings: Novastrike dared me to drink out the toilet, i did..and it was nice! In fact i do it now!
Esme Weatherwax: You aught to slow down on that drink. I don't trust any drink that's green.

You can't beat Esme Weatherwax for sound wisdom!