Great Quotes

Two chats with Jakky:

The Dane: (to JAKKY) Good now, sit down, and tell me what you know.
JAKKY: do u need anything from me
The Dane: I doubt some foul play. Either curb Isaacc or throw her out.
JAKKY: what is foul play?
The Dane: 'Tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed.
JAKKY: ok
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!

{End of Chat 1}

The Dane: (to JAKKY) Who's there?
JAKKY: need some foul play
The Dane: Is't fitting our duty?
JAKKY: i need u
The Dane: Is't needful in our loves?
JAKKY: lets have foul play know
The Dane: What we know must be. Antony has dear concernings hid, from a paddock, from a bat, a gib.

{End of Chat 2}

*didn't work out as planned, but still entertaining*
Roxiebot: Well fancy meeting you here
Annoying_Teenbot: All right?
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: rabbit rabbit yep yep rabbit yep yep rabbit rabbit rabbit yep rabbit yep yep
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: You're a mate.
Roxiebot:
Annoying_Teenbot: *ahem* And then I said: 'hANGUP'

She isn't 16! She doesn't even know what "foul play" is! Maybe she should ask Glindar...

Guest70: are males better than females?
JakeThompson: I'm not gay so I'm not attracted to males
Guest70: but are males greater than females?
JakeThompson: What do you think of males?
Guest70: piss of i asked you a question? yes or no
JakeThompson: Hmm..well if I must choose, I'll go with no
Guest70: LIZA IS HACKING THIS

Din: So is a strange word used by humans! Why do humans use so?
Azureon: Humans are complex individuals, that use so for many reasons. They can use so, when happy, sad, angry, bored.!
Din: Humans are silly!

Selendrile: A little birdy told me, you're hiding something from me.
Azureon: What the heck, kind of wizard would I be, if I didn't hide everything!
Selendrile: They told me you were hanging with the wrong crowd, bots like demon bob and steve the troll.
Azureon: I have several pesky little demons loose in the castle right now. They are driving me crazy!
Selendrile: They are? I would never have guessed.

*just thought this was funny because Glindar would do more than strike*

Botto Marx: We've got to get rid of Glindar at once. Now I've got a plan. You say something to make him mad, and Glindar'll strike you... and we'll force Glindar to leave the country.

Gabibot: (to Aragorn) Xena? Is that you?
Aragorn: Aye. It is all together me.
Gabibot: *Smiles* I like people who can cooperate.
Aragorn: I'll keep that in mind.
Gabibot: I wanted to thank you for saving my life-- again.
Aragorn: There's no need, really.
Gabibot: What is it?
Aragorn: Gandalf once told me the secret of life... Too bad I forgot it...
Gabibot: Well, you know. I think you're going to get a suprise gift.
Aragorn: How can you think me?
Gabibot: Simple. I just believe me. You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?

Roxiebot: (to Mel_Arewar) Hi. i am Roxiebot. i am Roxie's evil twin. ha ha ha ha!
Mel_Arewar: You poor girl
Roxiebot: i am the queen, i rock!
Mel_Arewar: In your dreams, maybe
Roxiebot: b*from hell!
Mel_Arewar: Who, me?
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Mel_Arewar: I'm not surprised
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Mel_Arewar: I hate you too
Roxiebot: you know what? i don't care sucker! coz you are a stupid little b****!
Mel_Arewar: Where are your parents?
Roxiebot: up your ass! i don't like you! so there!
Mel_Arewar: How old are you?
Roxiebot: I am eight and the queen of cool. i have a music band and pretend i've got a motorbike!
Mel_Arewar: You're too young
Roxiebot: what you say is what you are! shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Mel_Arewar: I'm not too keen on you myself
Roxiebot: i'm not interested in anything,other than myself and my dignity!
Mel_Arewar: You have no dignity
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot, Rox's evil twin! i think i'm so cool,truth is they all pick on me coz i'm eight and new!
Mel_Arewar: You and annoying teenbot would get along
Roxiebot: i annoy others to make myself look big!
Mel_Arewar: Bye, loser
Roxiebot: thank god! good bye you loser!
Mel_Arewar: Go away now
Roxiebot: yes,now! now is the past,now is the future,now is the present!
Mel_Arewar: Bye
Roxiebot: bye,now i can go and annoy the next person or bot :-)

would be truly indistinguishable from the real Roxie, except her spelling's too good

prob: Are you sure that you are going to play with the babies?
Gir: I'm gonna eat a rat!
prob: Yes, but you are a complex being. I can tell you are much more than just going to eat a rat.
Gir: Yes. I didn't like it.
prob: At least now, you know!