Doghead's Cosmic Bar

How many times do I have to write it out: I am not a demon.

PoisonRocker, before you correct me on my grammar, my spelling mistakes were either intentional as a joke, or I was using Queen's English, which is the more politically correct version. Don't get me started about Queen's English, unless you feel like staying here for the next 5 years just to listen to me.

Welcome back. Lookin for another fight?

Or just a drink?

Also, I love how you can take a beating during a fist fight, but if I cut you up with an otherworldly sword, you start yawning. I deserve an explanation.

*snuggles with Gordon Freeman awkwardly between bar stools*

No, just wasting some time before I go to a drum lesson.



Jesus, man, do you live here or something?

I am gods exterminator. I can't die by anything. I'm am the bringer of justice.

Nope. Well, kinda. My girlfreind loves here, so I go with her. Right Donna?

Yet a fist fight with PoisonRocker ends in your defeat. Chuck Norris, step aside.

Yep. I love how drunk you get

*snuggles closer into Gordon Freeman's arm

Didn't lose. She also had tasers and weapons. And threatened my girlfreind with a knife.

Yeah... I don't think I'm the only maniac on this site anymore.

I'll explain tomorrow.

Yeah, but you came pretty close to it, and those were normal weapons. I shot you with your otherworldly shotgun, and practically cut you in half with my otherworldly blade, and that put you to SLEEP.