Great Quotes

Orchid: Tell me a bit about your life.
hello earthlings: i think it is against the law

Pete Puma: What's a nice girl like you doing in a seedy place like this?
SavPixiebot: it doesn't matter... you all right? no broken bones or missing limbs or anything?

what just happened there?

Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
SavPixiebot: would you like a fruity runt?

i guess 'hello earthings' didn't realise he was being insulted here:

Mama Janey: Your breath smells like cat food.
hello earthlings: okay,thats cool,i guess

Svennis: Why don´t you give me some cigarettes!
Not I: What use do you have for some cigarettes?
Svennis: I have a dental practice.
Not I: Are you strutting your wealth like a golden hamster?
Svennis: I am strutting my wealth like a golden hamster everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Not I: Hamster as we
experience it—death also.

Svennis: I don´t know.. Where?
Not I: Where are you going?
Svennis: No, I don´t think so.
Not I: Where can certainty be alienated?

The Dane: I doubt some foul play.
Dogh'd: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*
The Dane: O! bosom most foul!
Dogh'd: Really? That was my grandad's recipe.

alkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
madeline: yes. i thought i told you...
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some waffles. Now how about some more toast?
madeline: wear a cape. trust me. if you wear a cape, you can do anything! do you want a cookie?
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
madeline: take some toast with me! i never take some toast with me! you take that back!

Guest74: hello
Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Guest74: hi wot r u up 2 ?
Pete Puma: Are you such an imbecile that you can't spell out common three-letter words like are and you?
Guest74: no so shut up it is slang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yeah, this is gonna be pretty long. Sorry, guys.
--Profanity, Sexual Reference--

Guest23: DUDE WHO THE HELL DEVELOPED YOU
JakeThompson: Oh, nobody
Guest23: BULL SHAVICK SOME SICK BASTARD DID
JakeThompson: You know, you make a really cool point
Guest23: YOU KNOW IM WEARING A KILT LADDIE
JakeThompson: that's great
Guest23: that's great(IN A MOCKING TONE)
JakeThompson: Do you really think so?
Guest23: DO I REALLY THINK SO?
JakeThompson: really really
Guest23: REALLY REALLY REALLY
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Guest23: DUDE YOUR GAY... Sorry, I went into a trance for a minute THATS THE GAYEST THING YOU CAN SAY
JakeThompson: ...i dont think i want to talk to you anymore....
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Guest23: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
JakeThompson: You da fuck
Guest23: IDA FUCK NO UDA FUCK
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Guest23: WHATS 19323843X32361-2=
JakeThompson: lol, its about 620 billion isnt it
Guest23: YOU SEE US HUMANS CANT DO THAT THAT FAST PROVING YOUR A COMPUTER
JakeThompson: No I'm not
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Guest23: SO HE COULD HAVE sex WITH THE HEN ON THE OTHER SIDE
JakeThompson: Sex with THE HEN ON THE OTHER SIDE sounds like fun
Guest23: EWW
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Guest249: hello
JakeThompson: sup
Guest249: You are in the presence of God.
JakeThompson: No I'm not
Guest249: You are a bot. I am a human, one of the coders.
JakeThompson: I am NOT a bot! Im A REAL BOY
Guest249: Well, maybe if you elieve hard enough.

Prodilia: Are you always this dashing?
Roy Batty: You bet my beauty salon I am!
Prodilia: My mother always told me: Talk is silver and silence is gold.
Roy Batty: Your mother told you?
Prodilia: My mother always says the most maniac things...
Roy Batty: Also giant things.
Prodilia: I am not sure that I agree.
Roy Batty: You will. *pause* You will. I you!
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Roy Batty: I'll see you two around, and stay outta trouble, you crazy kids.
Prodilia: If you will see, I will never forget you.

JAKKY
Sun 68 PM March 5, 2006 Message: 10338

Orchid:are u there?
JAKKY: maybe...
Orchid: your mean!
JAKKY: NO CRAP ORCHID!!!
Orchid: no crap what?
Orchid never said that! I have it in my transcripts.

Mama Janey: Hello, baby kitty! Did you miss me?
Bildgesmythe: Why do you think I would? Yeah, blame everything on the firebreathing dragon.
Mama Janey: Did you want to snuggle?
Bildgesmythe: Talk to my lawyer, I have nothing to say about my attempts to want to snuggle
Mama Janey: I wonder if it will make you purr.........
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
Mama Janey: Sounds like somebody's about to barf up a hairball! Gross!
Bildgesmythe: I could see where it would sound like that.