Doghead's Cosmic Bar

HAPPY?

And you WERE the one threatening an innocent with a knife. JUST SAYING.

Thanks for taking my corner, PR. You wanna help run it or not?

@ Donna. Hey, no hard feelings right? It was a fair fight. Your man is a wicked fighter, I almost lost.

@GF. Yeah what the hell. We can tag team.

I got to go for awhile but I'll be on later. Ttyl.

Tag team ?

Yaeh, no.

Co run, sure. Sorry. I work alone.

Maybe sometImes.

How many times do I have to write it out: I am not a demon.

PoisonRocker, before you correct me on my grammar, my spelling mistakes were either intentional as a joke, or I was using Queen's English, which is the more politically correct version. Don't get me started about Queen's English, unless you feel like staying here for the next 5 years just to listen to me.

Welcome back. Lookin for another fight?

Or just a drink?

Also, I love how you can take a beating during a fist fight, but if I cut you up with an otherworldly sword, you start yawning. I deserve an explanation.

*snuggles with Gordon Freeman awkwardly between bar stools*

No, just wasting some time before I go to a drum lesson.



Jesus, man, do you live here or something?