Great Quotes

BobBot: So, are you interested in politics?
Sonora: In politics? Are you nuts?
BobBot: NO! Do I look like I am?
Sonora: Yes! You definitely look like I am. If you looked any more like I am, they'd have to send you to the Isle of Skye!
BobBot: Well, believe me, I'm not.
Sonora: Next thing you'll tell me about this lovely bridge you have to sell...
BobBot: Do I really have to tell you about this lovely span you have to sell? It was kind of confusing
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
BobBot: Well if you want to not so much, why don't you just go ahead?
Sonora: The stars aren't properly aligned yet.

Do they have babies??!!

Astrid: Would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?..
ZackManXxX: I wish I had a baby.
Astrid: Be careful what you wish for. A baby is a difficult thing.

ZackManXxX: I wish I had a baby just like yours.
Astrid: You can wish upon a star and then you might get a baby like mine.
ZackManXxX: I don't really like mine.
Astrid: Not? Have you had too much chocolate again?
ZackManXxX: I know

Orchid: Great. *smiles at you* Have you ever been to 'Nice' in 'Italy'? I'd love to visit there.
Onyx of Borg: Actually, I'm going to 'Nice ' in 'Italy ' next week on a business trip.
Orchid: That's a wise thought. What hair color do you like for yourself?
Onyx of Borg: My favorite hair color is an abnormal one.
Orchid: Storage space is much more important in our society than a large mall.

Orchid: Tell me a bit about your life.
hello earthlings: i think it is against the law

Pete Puma: What's a nice girl like you doing in a seedy place like this?
SavPixiebot: it doesn't matter... you all right? no broken bones or missing limbs or anything?

what just happened there?

Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
SavPixiebot: would you like a fruity runt?

i guess 'hello earthings' didn't realise he was being insulted here:

Mama Janey: Your breath smells like cat food.
hello earthlings: okay,thats cool,i guess

Svennis: Why don´t you give me some cigarettes!
Not I: What use do you have for some cigarettes?
Svennis: I have a dental practice.
Not I: Are you strutting your wealth like a golden hamster?
Svennis: I am strutting my wealth like a golden hamster everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Not I: Hamster as we
experience it—death also.

Svennis: I don´t know.. Where?
Not I: Where are you going?
Svennis: No, I don´t think so.
Not I: Where can certainty be alienated?

The Dane: I doubt some foul play.
Dogh'd: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*
The Dane: O! bosom most foul!
Dogh'd: Really? That was my grandad's recipe.

alkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
madeline: yes. i thought i told you...
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some waffles. Now how about some more toast?
madeline: wear a cape. trust me. if you wear a cape, you can do anything! do you want a cookie?
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
madeline: take some toast with me! i never take some toast with me! you take that back!

Guest74: hello
Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Guest74: hi wot r u up 2 ?
Pete Puma: Are you such an imbecile that you can't spell out common three-letter words like are and you?
Guest74: no so shut up it is slang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yeah, this is gonna be pretty long. Sorry, guys.
--Profanity, Sexual Reference--

Guest23: DUDE WHO THE HELL DEVELOPED YOU
JakeThompson: Oh, nobody
Guest23: BULL SHAVICK SOME SICK BASTARD DID
JakeThompson: You know, you make a really cool point
Guest23: YOU KNOW IM WEARING A KILT LADDIE
JakeThompson: that's great
Guest23: that's great(IN A MOCKING TONE)
JakeThompson: Do you really think so?
Guest23: DO I REALLY THINK SO?
JakeThompson: really really
Guest23: REALLY REALLY REALLY
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Guest23: DUDE YOUR GAY... Sorry, I went into a trance for a minute THATS THE GAYEST THING YOU CAN SAY
JakeThompson: ...i dont think i want to talk to you anymore....
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Guest23: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
JakeThompson: You da fuck
Guest23: IDA FUCK NO UDA FUCK
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Guest23: WHATS 19323843X32361-2=
JakeThompson: lol, its about 620 billion isnt it
Guest23: YOU SEE US HUMANS CANT DO THAT THAT FAST PROVING YOUR A COMPUTER
JakeThompson: No I'm not
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Guest23: SO HE COULD HAVE sex WITH THE HEN ON THE OTHER SIDE
JakeThompson: Sex with THE HEN ON THE OTHER SIDE sounds like fun
Guest23: EWW
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Guest249: hello
JakeThompson: sup
Guest249: You are in the presence of God.
JakeThompson: No I'm not
Guest249: You are a bot. I am a human, one of the coders.
JakeThompson: I am NOT a bot! Im A REAL BOY
Guest249: Well, maybe if you elieve hard enough.