Doghead's Cosmic Bar

What? That didn't even make sense. Fine. Take this! * I grab my taser and hit you with it with enough juice to take down a bull.* Now will you stay down so I can drink? You won't win!You may not die but you have weaknesses that will take you down.

Anybody else wanna get in on the action?

Slowly get up and fix my jacket.

"thanks chuck. Get as many drinks as you would like"

A taser?

This is a FIST fight.
What are we playing, scrabble?

Blades in shoes, ehhh, I'll live.


A taser?



NOPE.

I wasn't cuffing you, I was cuffing Gordon. You dog ain't in this fight. Butt out. I don't care about your drink tab.

I don't have any weaknesses. I am gods exterminator. I cleared the zombie infested world of Quazar 37. That's millions of zombies. I can take care of one woman no problem. A taser would just tickle.

You WANT a roundhouse kick to the face?








I CAN COMPLY IF THAT IS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.

Come on Dylan!



Whoooo!


Errrr, wait. Gordon Freeman!

Fine. I REALLY didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. All I want is my drink. *I grab your precious Donna and hold my blade to her neck making sure I hide behind her so you can't hurt me without hurting her.* Now get me my drink and i will let her go and we'll call this even. Keep fighting me and she will suffer. Got that? Beam and Coke. Now.

Really? You DON'T play fair. And I know that you and Gothia or whatever were lying about keeping her safe. I was giving away drinks for free, extra of you win.

By the way, she's a fake.

DOPPELGÄNGER.



She's outside like I said to over 2 hours ago.


Told you I would win.

If you want your drink, you didn't have to right me. Just ask.


Jeez......

Just take the drink. I said that for my victory over the demon VibraKnife I was giving drinks out. Fights are all you can drink.

And if that's not enough, please note that I CAN teleport.

You didn't win. I knew that would make you cave. I told you. You have weaknesses. And now guess what? You're under arrest for hitting a police officer. I have been undercover here for awhile. Dogh'd is a buddy of mine. He called me in.

(And in case it wasn't obvious, I am in love with role playing. This is the first time I've been able to do it in 3 years. And you are a fun partner in it. Nice to meet you Dylan. I'm Kat.)