Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Thanks, and I know. I don't aim for the kill, just for the thrill.

*i get up from the floor without even a single black and blue on me. I throw a flurry of punches, and knock you backwards towards the wall. I fake left and then go right, grabbing you by the collar. I slam you down on one of the few remaining tables the bar still has.

Anybody lookin for a fight, then come at me bro.

I don't think Dogh'd would mind if I set up a fighting corner.

Err... Dogh'd... are there some teens taking a really cheap action movie here at your bar? The stunts are amazing, but the dialogues... not quite so.

Ill taken anyone, as long as you don't cheat.
*note*
I am an exterminator or god. I take care of the messes people make. I can't die. I'll bleed, but that's it. I do know when I lose or win, so that keeps it fair. And NO WEAPONS OF ANY KIND. environment only.

Anybody that betas me gets a free drink on the house.

Ananke, no. It was a fight.

You came for the victory drink i suppose?

Whadda ya want?


I'll take a Bud Light

And a Mikes Hard Lemonade for my girl.

Thanks.

;p

So anybody up for the challenge at my fight corner?

I heard there were free drinks. Get me some Bud Light or someone's gonna get a roundhouse kick to the face.

Dogh'd! Bud Light over here! I wouldn't keep the man waiting