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Hey, I heard someone that my boyfriend is freind s with needs some help. Who?

If I can be honest, that "fight" was ridiculous. If it was still going on when I got thru the 300 and some posts, I was going to stop it. How you ask? I was going to say how many guns I had including my nine mil. Which is a standard police issued gun. I was joking about the vodka. I hate vodka. And I'm sorry if this pisses ya'll off but seriously. LEARN TO SPELL! If you are able to understand the internet and use it, you should know the difference between 'here' and 'hear'. And if drinks are still on you, I'll take a whiskey sour. Even though it says it above, I'm PoisonRocker. Nice to meet you. Want to talk, just ask and I will answer.

Guys, this is my girlfreind Donna. Or a robot version of her. She isn't on right now, but I know her well enough that she lets me post as her in her place. Don't worry. She gave me advice first.

Hey, get a Whiskey Sour for the lady!

And by the way, the fight was not ridiculous. We fought it out. I'm waiting for someone else to do so as well. Know anybody up for it?

Thank you kindly. Drinks on me tomorrow.

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Nah, it's just a courtesy. Hey Dogh'd, get me another Bud Light.

There he is, SirPeregrine. I heard you have been having girl troubles. Want some help?

And a Mikes Hard Lemonade for MY lady.

Not PoisonRocker, but MY girl.

Sorry PoisonRocker. Nothing personal.

I may be. I enjoy a good fight.Let see what I got today. Nine mil, .45, .44, .38, .22, 2 shotguns, 4 rifles, AK 47, AR 15, Oh and a grenade launcher. Care to fight? I may be a girl but I don't fight like a lady. I fight like a guy. Not to mention I'm an MMA fighter.