Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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22 years ago #1015
*Rushes through swinging doors* Pant! Pant! Pant! Is she still here?

22 years ago #1016
Nope, she went home. Something about a test...

22 years ago #1017
SAT's?

22 years ago #1018
The SATs are a home pregnancy test? How is it that you can get up to a 1600, then? Is that the likely survival rate of your child?

22 years ago #1019
I think this will all come to a head tomorrow in Great Quotes.
Waiter! firkins of grog all 'round.

22 years ago #1020
hey kirby! Would you like a pet puffbird?

22 years ago #1021
Indeed I would.

22 years ago #1022
Me too! See kirby, we have something in common!
(or, if you want to do it Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Style...)

Hey big alien! Look what I got! Shakes a knackwurst sausage at alien dude

22 years ago #1023
Hey I heard Cheez may not be pregnant after all

22 years ago #1024
That's not what she said last night...

22 years ago #1025
She confessed to jbryanc later... Look in Great Quotes...

22 years ago #1026
*sneaks up on Steve Slacker to steal sausage because she is hungry adnd didn't bring any money* SHHHHH! *holds finger to mouth*


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