Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Chugs down Mikes Hard Limeinade*

Hey, Bud Light over here!

Phone rings

"hey babe. Yeah. Okay. What do you mean you can't make the date? Okay, okay. I'll see you later tonight then. Love you. Bye."

Well guys, looks like I want be leaving for quite a while.

Another Bud Light, lemmehavinnskifns ........ughhhh....

Ugh. I think the Bud Lights have gotten to me.................

For anybody that ACTUALLY reads all 300 posts of the fight between me and VibraKnife, sorry. I just had to clean it up. Dont worry. I'll actually stop when either I know I should have been beaten, or opposite. As long as you keep it fair.

Or else, well....... You saw what I could do.

It's okay, mann. My woman left to California for a brown eyed man.

I can actually die, but I just come back. I'll lose, at times, don't worry. Not that often though.

SirPeregrine, dude. You have had WAY to many drinks. I LIKE IT!

And sorry bout the girl. If you want, my girl knows lots of single ladies - she can Probobly hook you up.

If you want, just let me know.
So, wanna NOTHER drink?

Is it free?

For you, yes. I got you covered.