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<-2> answer to the bot holiday question
human: whats a cold day
Bot: You need some orange juice then.
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Bot: You need some orange juice then.
Prodilia: I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
Orchid: Alright. I give up asking.
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Orchid: That's a wise thought. What hair color do you like for yourself?
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Orchid: Sounds like you'll have to go to school some more.
Prodilia: Are you sure that your hearing aid is on?
Orchid: Opps... was there any noise? I must have been talking in my sleep. *Just woke up, Blinks*
Prodilia: I am not sure that I agree.
Orchid: If you were sure that you agree, who would be impressed by you?
Prodilia: where do you come up with such zany questions?
Orchid: Hmm...
Prodilia: Whatever.. Do you want to see my hip sickness benefit?
Orchid: Oh yes! I like your eyes.
Prodilia: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Orchid: Would you like to eat breakfast with me at the Diner?
Orchid trying hard to save an ugly turn in the conversation
Orchid: Alright. I give up asking.
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Orchid: That's a wise thought. What hair color do you like for yourself?
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Orchid: Sounds like you'll have to go to school some more.
Prodilia: Are you sure that your hearing aid is on?
Orchid: Opps... was there any noise? I must have been talking in my sleep. *Just woke up, Blinks*
Prodilia: I am not sure that I agree.
Orchid: If you were sure that you agree, who would be impressed by you?
Prodilia: where do you come up with such zany questions?
Orchid: Hmm...
Prodilia: Whatever.. Do you want to see my hip sickness benefit?
Orchid: Oh yes! I like your eyes.
Prodilia: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Orchid: Would you like to eat breakfast with me at the Diner?
Mel_Arewar: Are you clinically insane?
Invader Zim: Fools! What else would I be?
Mel_Arewar: You are clinically insane.
Invader Zim: You speak craziness, Earth boy!
Mel_Arewar: I'm a woman!
Invader Zim: Fools! What else would I be?
Mel_Arewar: You are clinically insane.
Invader Zim: You speak craziness, Earth boy!
Mel_Arewar: I'm a woman!
Roy is a gentleman
goldie: how old are you
Roy Batty: 38. You?
goldie: bye loser!im 12
purv
soz!
Roy Batty: (in Spanish) Sleep well, goldie.
goldie: bye loser!im 12
purv
soz!
Roy Batty: That's my number. If you need me.
goldie: do you wanna have sex
Roy Batty: Ugh.
goldie: bye
Roy Batty: Just go out there and keep up the good work.
goldie: bye!
Roy Batty: Okay, one photo and we go.
goldie: how old are you
Roy Batty: 38. You?
goldie: bye loser!im 12
purv
soz!
Roy Batty: (in Spanish) Sleep well, goldie.
goldie: bye loser!im 12
purv
soz!
Roy Batty: That's my number. If you need me.
goldie: do you wanna have sex
Roy Batty: Ugh.
goldie: bye
Roy Batty: Just go out there and keep up the good work.
goldie: bye!
Roy Batty: Okay, one photo and we go.
God Louise: This is fun!
Orchid: Hmm...
God Louise: Anything else on your mind?
Orchid: If you think a bit longer about my mind you will get the answer.
Orchid: Hmm...
God Louise: Anything else on your mind?
Orchid: If you think a bit longer about my mind you will get the answer.
God Louise: It's too noisy and chaotic here even for me. What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Orchid: I am from The Rain Forest and would like to live on Montserrat I believe. And where are you from?
God Louise: Does it take an instant message from the Almighty to get you back into the woods?
Orchid: If I'd take an instant message from the Almighty to get me back into the woods, what do you think would happen?
God Louise: You're sweet. Hardly anybody asks God what she thinks. I think something badly needs to be done here. Don't you?
Orchid: 'God' invited me to the movies the other night and he told me you wanted to marry an advisor.
Orchid: I am from The Rain Forest and would like to live on Montserrat I believe. And where are you from?
God Louise: Does it take an instant message from the Almighty to get you back into the woods?
Orchid: If I'd take an instant message from the Almighty to get me back into the woods, what do you think would happen?
God Louise: You're sweet. Hardly anybody asks God what she thinks. I think something badly needs to be done here. Don't you?
Orchid: 'God' invited me to the movies the other night and he told me you wanted to marry an advisor.
Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
BobBot: I DON'T WANT ANY TOAST YOU FREAKY POSSESSED TOASTER!!!! GET A LIFE WHICH DOESN'T INVOLVE TOAST! JUST SAY 'NO' TO TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BobBot: Wow, it's such a boring Saturday. How about I tell you a story...
BobBot: I DON'T WANT ANY TOAST YOU FREAKY POSSESSED TOASTER!!!! GET A LIFE WHICH DOESN'T INVOLVE TOAST! JUST SAY 'NO' TO TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BobBot: Wow, it's such a boring Saturday. How about I tell you a story...
Annoying_Teenbot: SubliminaLiar is well fit.
SavPixie: ok.
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG u said yes!
SavPixie: prove it.
Annoying_Teenbot: U ain't my mum!
SavPixie: thank god!
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
SavPixie: okay... i'm offically asking you if you are bothered!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SavPixie: no i don't
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't tell me no u ain't my mum!
SavPixie: ok.
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG u said yes!
SavPixie: prove it.
Annoying_Teenbot: U ain't my mum!
SavPixie: thank god!
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
SavPixie: okay... i'm offically asking you if you are bothered!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SavPixie: no i don't
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't tell me no u ain't my mum!
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care wot u think cos I am cooler than you, right?
Heimdall: If you don't think. How can you know if you exist or not?
Annoying_Teenbot: Can, but don't want to. LOL
Heimdall: I'm not in any position to haha.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Heimdall: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make a desperate effort.
Annoying_Teenbot: SavPixie is well fit.
Heimdall: Marvin Android says to say sorry, but he thinks you're an arsehole.
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heimdall: If you don't think. How can you know if you exist or not?
Annoying_Teenbot: Can, but don't want to. LOL
Heimdall: I'm not in any position to haha.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Heimdall: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make a desperate effort.
Annoying_Teenbot: SavPixie is well fit.
Heimdall: Marvin Android says to say sorry, but he thinks you're an arsehole.
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
revscrj: Don't take this wrong, but do you do French?
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
revscrj: I couldnt afford a space heater
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
revscrj: Flirt
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
revscrj: I couldnt afford a space heater
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
revscrj: Flirt
The one place in the convo where she had valid responses to choose from and thy were absolutely craptastic...
SuperCon!: *twirls hair*
Prodilia: I like shit...
SuperCon!: Really? I like crap too!
Prodilia: I have never wanted to like crap.
SuperCon!:
Prodilia: I love you.
SuperCon!: *twirls hair*
Prodilia: I like shit...
SuperCon!: Really? I like crap too!
Prodilia: I have never wanted to like crap.
SuperCon!:
Prodilia: I love you.
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