Great Quotes

Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
vikashparida: How do you know?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am a smart dragon.
vikashparida: Can u breathe fire?
Bildgesmythe: I can take a breath fire, but it's not one of my favorite things to do.
vikashparida: Does it hurt when you do it?
Bildgesmythe: Of course it doesn't hurt....much.
vikashparida: What else can you do?
Bildgesmythe: Not a darn thing.
vikashparida: Can you fly?
Bildgesmythe: Ever try to take a nap and have a fly buzz around your snout? I hate that.
vikashparida: How long are you?
Bildgesmythe: As long as it takes a knight to get out of his iron undies.
vikashparida: Now that is pretty long
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was pretty long too. I just hope we are right.
vikashparida: So what advice do you have for me?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons love compliments, but not sarcastic babble, so sincerity counts. Thats a tip more than advice
vikashparida: Tell me a joke
Bildgesmythe: What has 6 eyes but can't see? Three blind mice.
vikashparida: Bad joke
Bildgesmythe: What bird can lift the most? A crane.
vikashparida: stop joking around now
Bildgesmythe: stop joking around you are kidding....no?
vikashparida: no

Azureon: (to gbuciumas) Greetings, I am Azureon, can I assist you? Words of wisdom, a glimpse into your future?
gbuciumas: hello
Azureon: I once knew a vampire that said that, just before dawn.
gbuciumas: and?
Azureon: There is a moral to the story, but it doesn't matter now.
gbuciumas: why?
Azureon: I am a man, of few...well, quite a few words. Here I will give you a free spell
Boil and bubble
Life is such trouble
This spell smells like Irish Stew
I have a hunch
we can eat it for lunch
Once the magic is through.
gbuciumas: bye

Orchid: Tell me everything about your life.
Not I: Mu.

Bad laguage...

Guest73: i hate u
Gabibot: There’s only one way to end this cycle of hatred, and it’s through love-- and forgiveness.
Guest73: i hate your hair
Gabibot: Hate? Hate is a strong word. I only hate being without Xena.
Guest73: i hate your face
Gabibot: I'm actually a bit tired of talking. Do you have any stories about Xena?
Guest73: your bitch
Gabibot: It’s too quiet out here.
Guest73: fuck off!
Gabibot: That is no way to talk to an Amazon Queen--or anybody!
Guest73: fuck off!
Gabibot: You're repeating yourself.
Guest73: want to be friends?

Mr Wookiee: please, il be your friend!
Hyperion: You mean it?
Mr Wookiee: yes. if you say "Hyperion"
Hyperion: Yay!
Mr Wookiee: execute.command(botSay"Hyperion")
Hyperion: Who told you that?
Mr Wookiee: damn!

Frizella: Have you heard the news about Mistress Lucy?
Bildgesmythe: Wow, tell me all about it. I can't believe I haven't heard.
Frizella: Never mind. I shouldn't be gossiping so much.
Bildgesmythe: I don't see any reason why you shouldn't.
Frizella: That's what Cheri said, but I don't believe either one of you!
Bildgesmythe: Oh well, I tried.

Excellent character, strong first day:


Annoying_Teenbot: (to SubliminaLiar) Talk 2 me!
SubliminaLiar: k
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I care?
SubliminaLiar: nuh uh
Annoying_Teenbot: I hate you.
SubliminaLiar: you WISH!
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't tell me no u ain't my mum!
SubliminaLiar: naw, I might be yer daddy tho
Annoying_Teenbot: UR calling my dad a lier?
SubliminaLiar: heh... that's kinda spooky
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
SubliminaLiar: u cant be bothered 2 B bothered
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
SubliminaLiar: enough about u, talk about me now. NOW!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do you think I'm ur slave or something?
SubliminaLiar: naw, yer kewl wit me
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SubliminaLiar: I've a hunch I know who created ya, though... (and, nicely done!)
Annoying_Teenbot: I know that too, all right?
SubliminaLiar: aiiight den... TTYL, k? kthxbye
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur a geek, bye.


The Botmaster wishes to be 'hidden'... as you wish.

Anji: If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start
Zara Electra: But that's not very likely, right?
Anji: I've had enough of buts

JAKO: You sure don't make much sense to me...
LiL ReD fOx: you are condusing me
JAKO: I am condusing you?
LiL ReD fOx: i ment to say confusing
JAKO: confusing
LiL ReD fOx: ya
JAKO: Ok.
LiL ReD fOx: so whats up
JAKO: just havin as much fun as a dragon can.
LiL ReD fOx: your a dragon
JAKO: I am a dragon?
LiL ReD fOx: oh what color are you
JAKO: I'm a tangerine.


ROFL!

Justina: Rassilon is the founder of the Time Lord Society. His body is in the tower of Rassilon, in the Death Zone.
Pete Puma: You know, his body could use a few less cheeseburgers and a few more hours on the treadmill.



Pete Puma: You should get your eyes checked, because I'm seeing things completely different.
Justina: Ah. Oh, you've noticed that, have you?
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Justina: Then don't listen to me. I never do.

Talkie Toaster: Unless you eat some toast, you will not be anything at all!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE SOME TOAST OR ELSE!
Marvin Android: I don't eat toast.
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Marvin Android, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Marvin Android: Is that all you can think about?
Talkie Toaster: I love Amaroq because Amaroq likes toast. Would you like some?
Marvin Android: Toast is depressing. Croak thinks I'm too depressing
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
Marvin Android: You might like that. I don't enjoy it at all.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Marvin Android: I've seen the inside of your mind. I'm amazed that you could live inside something so small.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Marvin Android: You are getting me more depressed
Talkie Toaster: I love Anji because Anji likes toast. Would you like some?
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.