Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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22 years ago #1009

hmmmmmmmm i think it has instructions that come with it...

MARK

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22 years ago #1010

I think you're supposed to go for a jizz on it. Not that I would know.

MARK

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22 years ago #1011

Okay here. Someone read the instructions to me. I dropped my contact.

MARK

STRMKirby
22 years ago #1012

I think if you can reach orgasm using only the contents of the box, you're pregnant. But then again, I'm no expert in the ways of new-age pregnancy detection.

MARK

ladydyke
22 years ago #1013

*finds contacts and hand cheeze the directions* There you go you little mom you.

MARK

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22 years ago #1014

Thanks, Girlfriend.
Oh. It says you're supposed to do this at home.
See ya.

MARK

jbryanc
22 years ago #1015

*Rushes through swinging doors* Pant! Pant! Pant! Is she still here?

MARK

Daedalus
22 years ago #1016

Nope, she went home. Something about a test...

MARK

Shadyman
22 years ago #1017

SAT's?

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STRMKirby
22 years ago #1018

The SATs are a home pregnancy test? How is it that you can get up to a 1600, then? Is that the likely survival rate of your child?

MARK

jbryanc
22 years ago #1019

I think this will all come to a head tomorrow in Great Quotes.
Waiter! firkins of grog all 'round.

MARK

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22 years ago #1020

hey kirby! Would you like a pet puffbird?

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