Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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11 years ago #10178
My level 69 awesomeness repels all fags.

11 years ago #10179
If you won't, I will.
*Grabs shotgun and holds it in his mouth*
Bye.
*Pulls trigger, causing the bullets to swarm into his mouth, shredding everything*

11 years ago #10180
I'm too drunk right now.

11 years ago #10181
.................

11 years ago #10182
Well, that didn't work. Maybe on you.

11 years ago #10183
*Points shotgun at Gordon and fires*

11 years ago #10184
You know what, I have better things to do then kill self centered pseudo-gods. No one wins. I'm just gonna go find a pseudo-demon and maybe get a few kills.
*Leaves bar*

11 years ago #10185
I'm too busy drinking vodka tonight!!! OH YEA BABY!!! YADADAD DA DA DA DA DA SHABA DO WAP YEAAA.

11 years ago #10186
*Walks back in*
Marc, get your drunk a-- over here. We have pseudo-demons to kill. I call shotgun. I'll drive.

11 years ago #10187
Thank god that is over.

*Phone rings*
"Hey baby. Yeah, the usuall self centered demon. Wanna come down and get a drink?"

Yells to bartender - for another Bud Light

11 years ago #10188
DogH, wip me up some beer, EVEERYONE BEER ON THE HOUSE!!!!!!!

11 years ago #10189
NO, BEER IS ON THE HOUSE!!


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