Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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11 years ago #10173
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............................

11 years ago #10174
Pull the trigger, or I could just rip out another of your organs.

11 years ago #10175
*Tears open Gordon's chest*
Hmmm..... well, the intestines will have to work for now.

11 years ago #10176
*Shreds organs with sword*

11 years ago #10177
ohhhh, that tickles.

11 years ago #10178
My level 69 awesomeness repels all fags.

11 years ago #10179
If you won't, I will.
*Grabs shotgun and holds it in his mouth*
Bye.
*Pulls trigger, causing the bullets to swarm into his mouth, shredding everything*

11 years ago #10180
I'm too drunk right now.

11 years ago #10181
.................

11 years ago #10182
Well, that didn't work. Maybe on you.

11 years ago #10183
*Points shotgun at Gordon and fires*

11 years ago #10184
You know what, I have better things to do then kill self centered pseudo-gods. No one wins. I'm just gonna go find a pseudo-demon and maybe get a few kills.
*Leaves bar*


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