Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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Giggitymarc
11 years ago #10149

Like your mom's ass

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10150

Your soul, for one. We'll start simple, though.
*Pulls out stomach, slicing it in two*

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10151

I was sent by god to clense worlds of scum like you.
*Slowly pulls shotgun made compleatly of light out out of my jacket*

Lets play.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10152

Smile

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Giggitymarc
11 years ago #10153

Ok *Pulls out plasma pistol*

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10154

Gladly.
*Flashes a wide, open-mouthed smile*

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Giggitymarc
11 years ago #10155

I have a epic healing factor, and I've fucked plenty of women, lets tango.

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10156

*Grabs shotgun, pointing it at his own head*
If you're going to do it, you better hurry.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10157

Emptys a round towards the sky, and bullets that are compleatly mad of light fire and explode.


I wouldn't be smiling.

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10158

I would.

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Giggitymarc
11 years ago #10159

I will win, I had my beer.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10160

Still wanna meet my "squirt gun"? Mine actually bites.