Doghead's Cosmic Bar

:urrs::

Yes, Patricia, I was talking to you. I don't remember proposing marriage to anyone else. Although that doesn't necessarily mean that I haven't. Anyway, if you can find a bartender the drink is on me.

that sounds devine my friend... by the way do I know you from somewhere before? you seem so familar to me.

Unfortunetly the bar tender as far I can tell will be on vacation until 0ct. 16 th until then i think jbrync is taking over.

Barkeep, tequila shot for Miss Cheez. I'll take jello.

should she have tequila in her condition?

Let's see about my condition fer sure. *Produces home pregnancy test kit from depths of purse* Anyone know how these things work?

hmmmmmmmm i think it has instructions that come with it...

I think you're supposed to go for a jizz on it. Not that I would know.

Okay here. Someone read the instructions to me. I dropped my contact.

I think if you can reach orgasm using only the contents of the box, you're pregnant. But then again, I'm no expert in the ways of new-age pregnancy detection.

*finds contacts and hand cheeze the directions* There you go you little mom you.

Thanks, Girlfriend.
Oh. It says you're supposed to do this at home.
See ya.