Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Woohoo! I got message 1000! Yahoo! *happy dance*

Hi Kirby!

:urrs::

Yes, Patricia, I was talking to you. I don't remember proposing marriage to anyone else. Although that doesn't necessarily mean that I haven't. Anyway, if you can find a bartender the drink is on me.

that sounds devine my friend... by the way do I know you from somewhere before? you seem so familar to me.

Unfortunetly the bar tender as far I can tell will be on vacation until 0ct. 16 th until then i think jbrync is taking over.

Barkeep, tequila shot for Miss Cheez. I'll take jello.

should she have tequila in her condition?

Let's see about my condition fer sure. *Produces home pregnancy test kit from depths of purse* Anyone know how these things work?

hmmmmmmmm i think it has instructions that come with it...

I think you're supposed to go for a jizz on it. Not that I would know.

Okay here. Someone read the instructions to me. I dropped my contact.

I think if you can reach orgasm using only the contents of the box, you're pregnant. But then again, I'm no expert in the ways of new-age pregnancy detection.