Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Really. Do I need to shoot you to?

Go Marcus, drunk, your home.

are you stupid? i have a gf, i work out, and im pretty shure she diddnt, and the fact that she IS NOT your girl anymore, just says that you are the sad little man who is forever alone. Get that into your head and move on

Dude. Your a donut.

This is getting a little too personal for me...



I'm off to shoot the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!

and this donut still gets more girls thn you do. what now?

*You're

Goe hom u fiv yeer oldd

Ohhh right. Your still here.

*Grabs VibraKnifes collar and slams him into another table.*

My cock is burning on fire

*grabs Gordon Freeman and yanks him off while repeadately kicking in the nuts*

Go awway

Shoots Giggitymarc in the face, and he drops to the floor

Thanks. I almost forgot.
*Walks up to stranger, punches through chest, and tears out still beating heart*
Hello there.
*Crushes innocent man's heart in his hand*

You're next.