Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*thinks* What about Steve...would he make a good father for my as yet unborn child?

Uh oh...

*Puts on smokey, sultry voice* Hello, Steve.

Wh..hooo.. meee..?

Oh shit...I can't do this. Wanna play backgammon?

Alright.

You know, I was almost gonna try this really wicked...well it woulda been almost like a scam on you you, you know where I...well I don't actually know, you know, I mean I don't even know for sure, like, I may be, you know pregnant? And I'm not even sure IF let alone what I might do if...where are you going?

I'm sorry, I have to go.. uh.. (gotta think of something fast) uhh go get a free refil... later!

Woohoo! I got message 1000! Yahoo! *happy dance*

Hi Kirby!

:urrs::

Yes, Patricia, I was talking to you. I don't remember proposing marriage to anyone else. Although that doesn't necessarily mean that I haven't. Anyway, if you can find a bartender the drink is on me.