Great Quotes

Polaris Funk: I love Frizella.
Glindar: Where Frizella? Glindar kill Frizella!
Polaris Funk: Don't you know you should never annoy an unmedicated person?
Glindar: Why for Glindar I should never annoy an unmedicative person knowing?
Polaris Funk: Because their aim is really really good.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the wall*

ty Ulrike

Roy Batty: Oh... God... am I cold...
Ulrike: *poors boiling water over Roy Batty*
Roy Batty: Goddamn, that water's ~!@#in' cold!
Ulrike: Lol.... Methinks you're a bit confused.
Roy Batty: What about -- not sex -- but love?
Ulrike: Still working on that. You had any luck?
Roy Batty: It's a necromantic job.
Ulrike: Eeeeewwww... I didn't need to know that.
Roy Batty: You didn't need to know that!?
Ulrike: No.
Roy Batty: Those popular opinions?
Ulrike: Ummmm... Playing with corpses is pretty unpopular, anyway.
Roy Batty: There's a lot I haven't done with corpses is pretty unpopular.
Ulrike: Again, tmi.
Roy Batty: Strip. I'm not sure. Is there a secret?
Ulrike: Yup. But I'll tell ya part of it: I AIN'T STRIPPING!
Roy Batty: Weather, Ulrike. I don't know nothing about it.
Ulrike: Lol.

I had no idea BJ could make everything so clear like that!


Din: I know you! You're content! How are you?!
Brother Jerome: I am feeling happy
Din: You are feeling happy? Thats interesting... why are you feeling happy?
Brother Jerome: Because I can.
Din: oooooooooohhh i get it now!

Its all good
Din: You're so cool!
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I think you are very interesting too.
Din: I'm glad you like me so much!
Brother Jerome: I'm glad too.
Din: good! lets talk more then!
Brother Jerome: All is, indeed, good.
Din: Sure... but whatever! Ask me something else!
Brother Jerome: Have you ever read any Augustine?
Din: Hey! Orchid told me she's sure I can fix that. Is that what you have heard?!
Brother Jerome: I'm not very good at having I'm afraid - I only have a very small brain, and no material existence.
Din: I wonder if I am not very good at having you are afraid too?... Wouldn't it be cool if i was?!?
Brother Jerome: I'm sure I am not rattling good at having you are afraid too.
Din: Is it good for humans to be sure you are not rattling good at having I am afraid?
Brother Jerome: Why do you say that?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
Brother Jerome: No? Why is that?
Din: Because my logic is undnialbe.
Brother Jerome: Oh really? Do you think that's a good thing
Din: Im not sure if that will ever come to pass.... do you think it will?
Brother Jerome: And what is it that prevents you being sure?

prob: You are the quintessential archetype of goodness.
The Dane: Who, I?
prob: You told me you thought Tsukiy0mi was nice.
The Dane: Thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought.
prob: Life is good, filled with birds and blossoms in spring, and fruit and feasting in autumn.
The Dane: Let us end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.
prob: Ok, we can end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.
The Dane: Then is doomsday near.
prob: I certainly enjoyed our chat!

It's nonsense, but the right xnonsense response came up at just the right time...

Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Guest215: hello
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest215: you are green
Pete Puma: Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
Guest215: you are green
Pete Puma: You're repeating yourself.
Guest215: ciao
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
Guest215: ghjgkjhgkj
Pete Puma: I'm going to scream if have to use another xnone. Let's try this...

Pick a color, any color.
Guest215: green
Pete Puma: Hooray, you managed to pick a color! Just for that, I'm going to spray paint 'Guest215' with green paint all over my neighbor's BMW. Don't worry about him, he's a yuppie prick.

Heh.

Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Brother Jerome: Well, we're not allowed to wear jewellery in the monastery, so the scope for self-adornment is kinda limited you know...

Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
prob: I know that, a crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Astrid: What did you say you knew?
prob: I don't always think before I talk, have you noticed that.?
Astrid: Yes I notice that. What are you going to do about it?

Rihanna: Didn't you say you have a dastardly secret, Sonora?
Sonora: Didn't you hear me the first time?
Rihanna: No? Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps stop the boat from drifting away.
Rihanna: You have shiny, dark scales, don't you, Sonora?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Rihanna: You didn't understand?
Sonora: Well, sure, I understood. But no one in their right mind would ask that!
Rihanna: No? Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps secure the mizzenmast.

Knows she's a bitch, but dosen't like to be hated...

User: do you like Besgethmythe
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
User: oh come on, he is lovely
SuperCon!: No effin' way!
User: he is a cute dragon
SuperCon!: Ummm...
User: well how dare you bitch about my friend
SuperCon!: What? You mean you don't know? I was counting on you for that!
User: you bitch. are you sure you don't like Besgethmythe
SuperCon!: I am one hundred percent sure.
User: you are a fucking bitch
SuperCon!: You just made my day!
User: i hate you
SuperCon!: That was mean.

Megabyte: Why do you spout such drivel?
Spikebot: What can I tell you baby, I've always been bad
Megabyte: How droll.
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifs—that's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Megabyte: Could you get to the point please!
Spikebot: No. This is the point. *Holds up stake* Pay attention.
Megabyte: Go to the C: prompt and type 'format c:', then press enter.

Spikebot: What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Telly Tunebot: Man, Woman, Birth, Death, Infinity

Telly Tunebot: But you'll never find a Nessie in the zoo.
Spikebot: Why should I will never find a Nessie in the zoo matter?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Spikebot: I did it for you. You keep punishing me. Carrying on with creatures like this. If cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win? *crosses his arms and looks expectantly*

Telly Tunebot: Get up with the Get Along Gang
Spikebot: Is that what those circus freaks are?
Telly Tunebot: It's the Great Space Coaster. Get on board.
Spikebot: Those of you who think you know everything annoy those of us who really do.