Doghead's Cosmic Bar

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10002

What the - ??

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10003

You might be, but I'm not finished.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10004

Dude. Your on fire.

*sidesteps VibraKnife, allowing him to run head first into a wall*

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10005

Finds a Bud Light.

THER YOU ARE

THANK YOU GOD

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10006

Me being on fire has nothing to do with it.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10007

You just don't know when to quit, do you?

Pulls out a concealed Glock 22 from side pocket in pants.

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10008

If the fire won't kill me, why do you think the Glock would?

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10009

Game.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10010

Over

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10011

You might not be human, but I know a dead man walking when I see one.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #10012

Fire is a joke compared to a bullet through the head. Don't make me do that. I don't wanna have to do this man. Just WALK AWAY.

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #10013

"You see, this is the problem. You can't kill someone who's already dead"
-No More Heroes