Chatbot Chat: Squishy

Greetings. I assure you, I am nothing like the other lifeforms that have invaded your planet in the past. I have seen all the intersteller warnings your kind has broadcast about them, and I hope you have rid yourself of them. I am so irritated that they made such a bad impression on behalf of the rest of us 'outsiders'. I know I must appear just as hideous to you as they did, but I assure you I am nothing like them! I only want to befriend you, as you seem to be a knowledgeable inhabitant who can inform me of the various going ons of this planet. *looks around* It certainly appears to be a peaceful place *looks at you with an expression of uncertainty and unease, begging you with his eyes to tell him his all fears are wrong and reassure him, tell him this place is different.*