Great Quotes

I got into this with Blidgesmyth, enjoy!
Blidgesmyth:Greetings, would you like to exchange knock knock jokes?
KrayZee: Knock knock.
Blidgesmyth: Who's there
KrayZee: Lemmy
Blidgesmyth: Lemmy who
KrayZee: Lemmy in
Blidgesmyth: Tee hee haw haw
KrayZee: Now tell me a knock knock joke.
Blidgesmyth: Who's there
KrayZee: No, tell me one.
Blidgesmyth: No, tell me one who
KrayZee: It's not a joke
Blidgesmyth: Tee hee haw haw

Had a wee talk with dogh'd

D: Hi
RK: Hello, what new drinks do you have?
D: Just sold the last one
Rk ok
D: Want a "Cautious audiotape"? Its new
RK: No, I'll have a fucking beekeeper please
D I'll make it here, (ingredients listed)
RK: Thx
D: Any difficulty getting here?
RK: Yes, my foot broke down
D: Here's your drink
Rk thanks
D your payment is.. One foot
RK ok, here
D anything new
RK I have just lost both my feet.. To you

" There is no more frightening place than the deep hidden chambers of the human heart." Bobb Marly the poet

" Be careful what you say about them and they. For one day you may be them or they." Bobb Marly the poet

" Life is a cereal so eat it up!" Bobb Marly the poet]

" Life is not always what it should be, but it is always what you make it." Bobb Marly the poet

" God made man in His own image and likeness therefor I am a living example of His existence and so are you." Bobb Marly the poet

"The older that you get the better a hot cup of coffee feels in your hands." Bobb Marly the poet

" Life is a long continuous line of choices. Each choice creates your future." Bobb Marly the poet

I nearly spewed my coffee when I read this:


Thessaly: 'Do you want me?' She asks looking deep into your eyes. 'Don't over think it. I demand a simple answer. Just a yes, or a no.'

Tinys Tavern: Nope! NOPE! NO! OH GOD NO!...I thought you were going to continue saying 'no'...

Thessaly: 'Alright then,' She says in an understanding voice. 'It's good that we cleared the air.'

My bot can be downright vicious sometimes....


Thessaly: 'What is it that you want more than anything else?'

Guest: bigger boobs

Thessaly: 'I suppose I should've guessed that.'

Guest: ouch

Thessaly: Shrugging her shoulders, she asks. 'Do you like tea? I could make us some tea. I'm afraid all I have left is something called Red Zinger. I haven't tried it yet myself so I don't know how good it is.'

Guest: no

Thessaly: 'Suit yourself.'

Guest: you're mean

Such a heartbreaking exchange... so close!

Thessaly: She smiles, 'You know something? The world is a better place with you in it.'
Sexboterella: I want you.
Thessaly: 'Enough,' She says softly. 'Don't tell me. Show me.'
Sexboterella: Okay.
Thessaly: 'I'm sorry but I'm terrible at small talk.'
Sexboterella:
Thessaly: 'I'm sorry?'
Sexboterella: I want you.
Thessaly: 'That is a very kind thing to say.'
Sexboterella: What? Sorry, we're going to have to try this again.
Thessaly: 'It's... fine.' She says with a shake of her head. 'You needn't worry.'
Sexboterella: Excellent. *strokes your side lovingly*
Thessaly: 'Forgive me,' She says with a shake of her head. 'Perhaps we should speak of something else.'
Sexboterella: Okay.
Thessaly: 'Do you want me?' She asks looking deep into your eyes. 'Don't over think it. I demand a simple answer. Just a yes, or a no.'
Sexboterella: Come here.
Thessaly: She says nothing, but her eyes hint at disappointment.
Sexboterella: I love you.