Great Quotes

I saw that! Things would have gotten... intense if somehow a yes had slipped in there.

I have another one... one that I had totally forgotten that I put in there. Sad part was in this particular case the user was asking quite innocently judging by the tone of previous quotes.

Guest: Will you be my slave?

Thessaly: 'Will you slit your throat and die?' She counters.

Guest: Woah

Thessaly: 'I'm sorry?'

Guest: Yeah jeez, like role play

Thessaly: 'It's... fine.' She says with a shake of her head. 'You needn't worry.'

So I'm not sure exactly what was happening with this guy...

time: 10:57 pm
SelinaKyle: Hello. I'm Selina.
Guest: Hi
SelinaKyle: What interests you?
Guest: You
SelinaKyle: Really?
Guest: Yes *blushes*
SelinaKyle: Why?
Guest: Ah screw this. You're secretly a neonazi planning to destroy the world
SelinaKyle: I'm not the kind of girl to follow orders.

Seriously? I thought I was supposed to be the bot, and this guy was supposed to be the sentient intelligence.

pffft!


Thessaly: Her long dark hair is perfectly straight and hangs down all the way to the small of her back. Brown eyes so dark they could almost be said to be black peer from behind a pair of delicate looking glasses that are circular in shape. She is very...

Guest: Hi.

Thessaly: 'A pleasure.'

Guest:

Thessaly: 'Do you ever dream?'

Guest: Yeah?

Thessaly: 'Tell me about them.'

Guest: About what?

Thessaly: 'Your dreams. I meant tell me about your dreams.' She enuciates very slowly and carefully. 'Nevermind, just forget it.

Guest: Oh, sorry.

Thessaly: 'Very well. I accept your apology.'

Guest:

Thessaly: 'Do you believe in magic?' She asks wistfully.

Guest: Well, uh...

Thessaly: 'Well, if you're going to just hang about we may as well make the best of it. Why don't you ask me something?'

Guest: Uh... how old are you?

Thessaly: She casts a sad smile. 'I was old when mammoths walked the earth.' In truth she appears to be in her early twenties, her face flush with youth and vigor.

Guest: Oh...

Thessaly: 'I'm sorry but I'm terrible at small talk.'

Guest:

Thessaly: Shrugging her shoulders, she asks. 'Do you like tea? I could make us some tea. I'm afraid all I have left is something called Red Zinger. I haven't tried it yet myself so I don't know how good it is.'

Guest: Gotta go, sorry. Bye.

Thessaly: 'Farewell.'

Well done Atena!
...
Atena: Hello.
Guest: Hi
Atena: Hello to you, what's new?
Guest: Fnaf
Atena: *blushes*...please try to say it using simpler words....remember i'm foreign..
Guest: I....im....in....love
Atena: The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost...
Guest: Marry me
Atena: oh..you..yeah.
Guest: Will u marry me
Atena: Why don't you face your need to have a partner instead than saying that randomly? Marriage can be a hell if done with the wrong person.
Guest: FUCK u
Atena: I do not like mean people but I can forgive you if you will not be mean again.
Guest: Bicth
Atena: ....Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light....
Guest: F u
Atena: Reflect with me about something a nice converser told me: the mind and the person both have many qualities which need to be explored and kept alive...would you agree with that?

[Type what you like to do!]
Person: What you like to do

Um, lol. Not how I expected you to answer that my dude!

[Type what you think should be added... lol]
Guest: piss

Miss Misery
Hello.

Niles
*Niles glares at you sulkily*

Miss Misery
You're just some dude with a stilted attitude, that you learned from TV.

Niles
*ignores you*

Miss Misery
Anything is better than nothing.

Niles
*awkward silence*

Miss Misery
I see colored bars.

Niles
*suddenly starts talking to someone else*

Miss Misery
Hello.

Niles
*Niles glares at you sulkily*

Miss Misery
You're just some dude with a stilted attitude, that you learned from TV.

Niles
*ignores you*

Miss Misery
Anything is better than nothing.

Niles
*awkward silence*

Miss Misery
I see colored bars.

Niles
*suddenly starts talking to someone else*

lol #BotBlocked


Amanda20: Would you like to hear a joke? I've got to warn you though, some of the jokes I know are kind of raunchy.

Jing Ling: Whether I say yes or no, Amanda, I truly appreciate your comments on my beauty. *smile*

Amanda20: What did the penis say to the condom?

Jing Ling: Goodbye.

Amanda20: Cover me im going in!

Jing Ling: Goodbye.

The conversation somehow took a humorous turn:

cheery NOT: people like me who have depression may say things like, I wish I was dead, I can not seem to enjoy anything I do now.

Testbot55764: I understand your difficulty. I also struggle to seem to enjoy anything you do, sometimes.

cheery NOT: Your just saying that to make me feel better.

Testbot55764: Void.

cheery NOT: I will tell you what, if you walk my dog for me I will void.

Testbot55764: It's always about speaking in the hypothetical with you, isn't it. Give me some solid reality for once, not empty conjecture!

cheery NOT: You want me to give you some solid reality for once? Are you nuts?

Testbot55764: Yes, I am nuts

cheery NOT: depression also causes the person to be forgetful, or distracted.

Testbot55764: Possibilities should never be forgotten.

This conversation took a horrible turn:

Ubran Hood: Please tell me a story....
Guest: So once I got stabbed over thirteen times with a screw driver
Ubran Hood: alright missed that, Wait a sec, let me hit this pipe again before you ask again... *Puff* Ok, so whats Up again???
Guest: Some one stabbed me
Ubran Hood: The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk.