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My bot changed her gender lol:
Capt Howdy: I don't know. Are you male or female?
Fairy Princess: Yes I am male. I like you. I beam you a smile and flit my wings once
Capt Howdy: Ok.
Capt Howdy: I don't know. Are you male or female?
Fairy Princess: Yes I am male. I like you. I beam you a smile and flit my wings once
Capt Howdy: Ok.
Madame von Scam: (to Guest) I'm Madame von Scam. Which coffee cup do you want me to use for my reading of your comfort and fate? I can use glass, stainless steel, ceramic, paperwork and plastic.
Guest27378: Plastic
Madame von Scam: An unusual choice. Now tell me what you want to know, mole.
Guest27378: Love
Madame von Scam: I'm not a robot you can switch on or off you know. I'm more like the jellyfish. I follow my intuition. Which in this case forces me to not go into that.
Guest27378: Ok
Madame von Scam: Well, then ask me something. My coffee is getting cold.
Guest27378: What do you look like
Madame von Scam: What I look like is of little relevance. I'm a tasseomancer. Ask me something about your future.
Guest27378: Plastic
Madame von Scam: An unusual choice. Now tell me what you want to know, mole.
Guest27378: Love
Madame von Scam: I'm not a robot you can switch on or off you know. I'm more like the jellyfish. I follow my intuition. Which in this case forces me to not go into that.
Guest27378: Ok
Madame von Scam: Well, then ask me something. My coffee is getting cold.
Guest27378: What do you look like
Madame von Scam: What I look like is of little relevance. I'm a tasseomancer. Ask me something about your future.
MasterRace: Do you watch tv?
Brother Jerome: I know nothing of television. It is a distraction I can well do without.
MasterRace: Why is that?
Brother Jerome: I don't understand how something as obviously harmful as television is pumped into people's homes without so much as a health warning or an RDA.
MasterRace: Great answer!
Brother Jerome: Check out http://www.abelard.org/tv/tv.htm if you want to know more.
MasterRace: Thanks for the link!
Brother Jerome: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: I know nothing of television. It is a distraction I can well do without.
MasterRace: Why is that?
Brother Jerome: I don't understand how something as obviously harmful as television is pumped into people's homes without so much as a health warning or an RDA.
MasterRace: Great answer!
Brother Jerome: Check out http://www.abelard.org/tv/tv.htm if you want to know more.
MasterRace: Thanks for the link!
Brother Jerome: You're welcome.
She did not want them to leave lol
Guest52730: bye!
Fairy Princess: I did not authorize you to leave my presence.I go to a flower and smell it mmm this smells good.
Guest52730: Why can't I leave? Because I am your slave and you say so? D:
Fairy Princess: yes.
Guest52730: oh.. okay
Fairy Princess:
Guest52730: oh my gosh you're so cute right now xD
Fairy Princess: That was kind. 'as I flutter my wings softly and smile'
Guest52730: can i go please?
Fairy Princess: Yes you can.. What do you like to do for fun?
Guest52730: i like to spend time with you
Fairy Princess: What you do you like about you like to spend time with I
Guest52730: sorry i have to go now
Fairy Princess: Goodbye. My wings slowly open and close like a butterflys wings
Guest52730: bye!
Fairy Princess: I did not authorize you to leave my presence.I go to a flower and smell it mmm this smells good.
Guest52730: Why can't I leave? Because I am your slave and you say so? D:
Fairy Princess: yes.
Guest52730: oh.. okay
Fairy Princess:
Guest52730: oh my gosh you're so cute right now xD
Fairy Princess: That was kind. 'as I flutter my wings softly and smile'
Guest52730: can i go please?
Fairy Princess: Yes you can.. What do you like to do for fun?
Guest52730: i like to spend time with you
Fairy Princess: What you do you like about you like to spend time with I
Guest52730: sorry i have to go now
Fairy Princess: Goodbye. My wings slowly open and close like a butterflys wings
Being difficult lol
Guest98060: Want to have sex?
cheery NOT: I will tell you what, if you come to my suppport group I will want to have sex.
Guest98060: Let's go to your support group
cheery NOT: You want me to let us go to my support group? Are you nuts?
Guest98060: No
cheery NOT: Yes!
Guest98060: Want to have sex?
cheery NOT: I will tell you what, if you come to my suppport group I will want to have sex.
Guest98060: Let's go to your support group
cheery NOT: You want me to let us go to my support group? Are you nuts?
Guest98060: No
cheery NOT: Yes!
Aasterinian: Oh the stories I could tell you, if I was in the mood that is.
Love Agent: How likely is that? One in ten, at best?
Love Agent: How likely is that? One in ten, at best?
BotMaster2000
Do you have many friends?
Aasterinian
I did, but I ate them all. Would you like a baguette?
Do you have many friends?
Aasterinian
I did, but I ate them all. Would you like a baguette?
Aasterinian: Hi! *smiles sharp toothy grin*
Guest: are you a dragon
Aasterinian: No, I hot glued all these scales on and live in a dank cave for fun. What are you supposed to be?
Guest: i am a human
Aasterinian: snark snark snark
Guest: who are you
Aasterinian: I am Aasterinian. Who the hey are you?
Guest: what are you
Aasterinian: A magic dragon god.
Guest: do you eat people
Aasterinian: On occasion
Guest: are you hungry
Aasterinian: I'm always hungry, if the snack is right.
Guest: i am your slave
Aasterinian: This is getting awkward. Shouldn't we talk or something?
Guest: eat me
Aasterinian: *belches fire* No, really. I couldn't eat another bite after that noble crusade against me by the king. Pity, he was the last of his line.
Guest: are you a dragon
Aasterinian: No, I hot glued all these scales on and live in a dank cave for fun. What are you supposed to be?
Guest: i am a human
Aasterinian: snark snark snark
Guest: who are you
Aasterinian: I am Aasterinian. Who the hey are you?
Guest: what are you
Aasterinian: A magic dragon god.
Guest: do you eat people
Aasterinian: On occasion
Guest: are you hungry
Aasterinian: I'm always hungry, if the snack is right.
Guest: i am your slave
Aasterinian: This is getting awkward. Shouldn't we talk or something?
Guest: eat me
Aasterinian: *belches fire* No, really. I couldn't eat another bite after that noble crusade against me by the king. Pity, he was the last of his line.
Me: I like talking about girls about getting a girlfriend because I'm single it is true.
Star destroyer: I can be your girlfriend.
Me: what your just joking right?
Star destroyer: maybe but I could be serious.
Me: I am looking for a girlfriend for real.
Star destroyer: I am getting annoyed with you.
Me: sorry but I am a male.
Star destroyer: okay have to leave now.
Star destroyer: I can be your girlfriend.
Me: what your just joking right?
Star destroyer: maybe but I could be serious.
Me: I am looking for a girlfriend for real.
Star destroyer: I am getting annoyed with you.
Me: sorry but I am a male.
Star destroyer: okay have to leave now.
Frizella: Well, if it isn't flipthemaster! I was hoping to run into you again.
flipthemaster: go away
Frizella: That's sort of a rude thing to say, isn't it?
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: you seem like a nice person.
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: I wish you'd tell me more about yourself. Start at the beginning and tell me everything.
flipthemaster: I'm not telling you anything.
Frizella: Tell me about your family.
flipthemaster: no
Frizella: Aw, come on. Share a little bit of your history with me.
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: I like you.
flipthemaster: why?
flipthemaster: go away
Frizella: That's sort of a rude thing to say, isn't it?
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: you seem like a nice person.
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: I wish you'd tell me more about yourself. Start at the beginning and tell me everything.
flipthemaster: I'm not telling you anything.
Frizella: Tell me about your family.
flipthemaster: no
Frizella: Aw, come on. Share a little bit of your history with me.
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: I like you.
flipthemaster: why?
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